MRPG: Work at Rupture Farms (v.2.) -

dripik · #31 09-30-2003, 02:38 PM

ooc: Good! Everyone is here. Shall we start? I have an idea. We finish the last RPG's day (after the free fire zone-accident). Next morning, the new RPGers join with their characters.

Hobo · #32 09-30-2003, 02:40 PM

Ok then, sound good with me, off you go..........

dripik · #33 10-03-2003, 01:52 PM

ooc: OK, let's start...

Arnie: "Is everyone here?"

Otto: "#7 Slig and Smudge are still out there. We should call them back."

Arnie: "#7 SLIG! SMUDGE! COME BACK! EVERYONE IS HERE!"

oddguy · #34 10-03-2003, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by oddguy
I was never a part of zee old thread, so I thought I would join this one!

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Name: Knugg

Species: Slig

Gender: Male

Age: 17

Position: Knugg is boss of the new Rupture Farms branch factory. The purpose is to establish a new market of foreign food beyond mudos and to send it to the hub Rupture Farms for Packaging and Distrabution. Knugg is looking for a good site for the factory and it's expected to be up and running by a month at least.

Story: Knugg was a slig vallet, but decided to branch out on his own and get somewhere in life. His old boss made some calls and Knugg got a job working for Rupture Farms! Knugg's old boss wants 10% of what Knugg makes from the job he found him and Knugg signed the contract.

Personality: Knugg is very greedy and doesn't care who he hurts to get what he wants. He's even trying to find a way to breach the contract his stupid boss signed him to. It seems the only way to get out of it is for the old glukkon to die.

Appearance: Though he isn't a gaurd anymore, he still buys lots of new slig gear and guns! He even has the latest high-tech slig pants! He is usually seen with all sorts of gadgets and even has a chant suprssor connected to him on a leesch! He has this fear of being possessed since Abe was at the first Rupture Farms and killed one of his friends. Knugg just yelled HELP and ran away, but he still is fearfull of Abe.

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-oddguy

Knugg stepped out of the chopper and onto the new soil. No one had ever been to this part of Oddworld before. It had taken a lot of legal mumbo-jumbo to get there too! Apparently this island was said to be filled with monsterous beasts, which was good for the new Rupture Farms Branch Factory of Fine Foreign Foods, but all this was mere myth since nobody had been on the island for ages and ages. This project had to deliver, because many investers had to throw in a lot more moolah than expected for the new factory.......mainly because it was on the other side of OW and nothing but water surrounded the isle of Gruba for nearly 1000 miles, so an airport had to be built and all that expensive blah blah.

Knugg walked forward and was met by another slig driving an off-road vehicle of some sort.

Slig: Ah, you must be Knugg. Hop in the car, I'l drive you to the factory.

Knugg: *to Slig* Don't mind if I do. So, your name is....

Slig:....Bob, but you can call me Clika!

Knugg: Okay....Clika, how close is the factory to gettting finished?

Clika: It's basically done, except for a few minor finishing touches.

Knugg: What's that?

Clika: Ummm, we don't have any stockyards yet.

Knugg was furious.

Knugg: What?! Tell me you have captured some sort of wildlife for chopin' into some kind of food!

Clika: Well, that's the problem. We haven't see any animals.

Knugg: Okay, I heard you were the best hunter for my project. I've given you 6 months on this island and you haven't caught a thing!

Clika was sweating a lot and breathing hard like a big baby. He then abrubtly changed the subject.

Clika: Hey look! We've arrived at the factory! Idn't it real nice?

It was a magnificent factory. Much bigger than Rupture Farms and Soulstorm Brew put together, and it had all new top of the line stuff. Very high tech. All the workers walking outside looked like ants compared to this place. Knugg was impressed, but still pissed.

Kungg: With no critters to chop up, this factory is useless!

Clika: I'll find em' real soon. I mean, everybody here has heard something real big howling out there. We'll get em' soon.

Knugg: I'll get em' soon.

Clika: Wha...wha...whaddya mean?

Knugg pulled out his shotgun and blew Clika's head off.

-oddguy

Dave · #35 10-04-2003, 01:19 AM

Meanwhile, Amaral was relaxing in his office atop the Tastee Treets Bakery (ooc: a made up place, don;t look for it

) when his slig valet burst into the room.

Ed: Boss! I just got a fone call! Your spy sent word that there have been shootings at RuptureFarms!

Amaral: Eh? Shootings? Oh, Odd. If Arnie can't run the place properly, I suppose I'll have to step in.

Ed: What do you mean?

Amaral: Get me the fone. I have some calls to make.

Amaral called in some favors, and sent word to Arnie that he would pay big moolah for two associates of his to help manage RupptureFamrs. He then called the two old business partners, Vladimir and Skaff. The two agreed to help out--a new RuptureFarms would a a nice side project.

Amaral: Alright. Now we just need to wait for Arnie's answer.

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Arnie: "#7 SLIG! SMUDGE! COME BACK! EVERYONE IS HERE!"

As Arnie shouted, a Mudokon stumbled from the wreckage, almost silently. He coughed, and fell to his knees near the group of workers at RuptureFarms.

(ooc: that works, right? i hate being new

)

oddguy · #36 10-04-2003, 04:12 AM

It was night. A pitch black night in Gruba. Of course, Knugg could see with his night vision mask. He was hiding in a thick bush with some heavy duty snuzi aimed right for a.............well, he didn't know what it was called, but this thing was huge. A double-headed monster with six arms. It stood tall, but was facing the ground and sniffing something at the moment. Knugg didn't want to screw this up, so he aimed carefully and then pulled the trigger. Pop! Woosh! Hit! The beast screamed loudly into the air, its back arched and howling at the stars. Another shot and the creature fell to the ground with a deep thud that shook the ground.

Knugg: *thinking* Hehehehehe!

Knugg ran on over to the....thing and put a tracer on it and pulled out his radio.

Knugg: *into radio* Alright, I got another two-headed guy. Tell the team to retrive.

Knugg was in a better mood. He felt like he was on vacation with the fun hunting and all. He'd allready bagged six of the huge beasts. He'd even managed to get a couple females, so now the lab was allready making monster babies. Things were going a lot better and on schedual. Knugg was so happy, he lit himself up a cigerette. As he was smoking, he didn't notice something watching him.

The next day Knugg visited the stockyards. It looked like a zoo. All sorts of different animal varieties just locked up to breed. The breeding process was going quicker than expected. Eggs had allready been layed by some.

Knugg: The investers are going to pee their pants when they hear about this!

-oddguy

dripik · #37 10-04-2003, 04:57 AM

ooc: Dave, everything is OK, except you controlled other people's characters. That's not allowed. You should edit that. You controll your characters and wait to see what others' reactions are. That's how it looks.

Dave · #38 10-04-2003, 10:09 AM

ooc: oops ... hee hee ...
okay i fixed it up ... sorry

Seargentbig · #39 10-04-2003, 11:29 AM

(Ooc: Great, now I feel right replying)

Halije: *Walks up to Arnie*
"Are they all gone? All the paramites?"
*Sees (Unknown Mudokon)*
"Hey! Who are you!"

(Ooc: If someone elce wanted their characters to notice Dave (The character) first, you should reply sooner.)

Hobo · #40 10-04-2003, 02:42 PM

(OOC: I'm confused, as usual, is Knugg at the Rupture farms the rest of us are at or is the factory he's at got at a completly different place)

oddguy · #41 10-04-2003, 04:25 PM

(OOC: Knugg is manager of the new Rupture Farms Branch Factory of Fine Foreign Foods located on the isle of Gruba....nearly half a world away form mudos. This factory is establishing a foreign food market for Rupture Farms. At the branch factory, the meat is chopped up and then sent to the hub Rupture Farms for packaging and distrabution. The branch factory is now in the early stages, but once it is complete, a train will be built between it and Rupture Farms. I'm just building the story so I can connect it later on.)

-oddguy

Dave · #42 10-04-2003, 08:36 PM

Mud: Uhh ... I work here. Kinda. My name is Dave. I clean the cafe at night and feed slogs.

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Skaff arrives at Vladimir's office, accompanied by his valet.

Skaff: So, Vlad, what do you think? Are we going to ship this place into shape?

Vladimir: Ooh, yes. It sounds to me that very little is being done in the new RuptureFarms. I have a feeling this place needs a tougher manager. You after that Abe guy, you can't trust Mudokons so simply!

Skaff: I completely agree! I even have an idea for a new product.

Vladimir: Really? What do you have in mind?

Skaff: Remember Mollucks plan for profit raising? Mudokon Pops?

Vladimir: No way! that's what you have in mind? That's why that Abe guy shut the place down!

Skaff: Oh, please. We'll keep it quiet for a while. Maybe run it past Amaral and Arnie. When everything's figured out, then we can move forward.

Vladimir: Okay ... but what if the Muds get suspicious?

Skaff: You kidding? They're too stupid to figure anything out for themselves!

Vladimir and Skaff argue like this for a while before deciding to leave for Amaral's place.

oddguy · #43 10-05-2003, 12:01 AM

The new Rupture Farms Branch Factory of Fine Foreign Foods was running smoothly. Everything was right on time and perfect. The train was now being built to connect to the hub Rupture Farms back on Mudos.

Announcement! The Rupture Farms Branch Factory of Fine Foreign Foods is now hiring!
Right now, The branch factory is in need of workers. Transfers from the hub Rupture Farms are possible. The pay is high, and each worker gets their own beach hut to live in and all bills are paid for by the company. Work starts at 7:00am and ends at 5:00pm. Janitors and night shift workers are all robots, which each new worker is given one and it is their responsibility. And now each worker gets health insurance and dental plans included as job benefits.

-oddguy

Hobo · #44 10-05-2003, 06:32 AM

Bazzril arrives at The Rupture Farms Branch Factory of Fine Foreign Foods, he is greeted by a group of muds who attempt to put a daisy chain around his neck, Bazzaril puts an end to that when he puts a shotgun shell in one of their chests.

Bazzaril: If I wanted flowers I'd go to the flower store damn it!

Bazzaril gets aboard the company bus which is crammed with other workers and heads for the factory....

dripik · #45 10-09-2003, 04:02 PM

ooc: huh, Arnie is in trouble now...

Arnie: "OK, there's nothing to see... let's go back into the factory, Otto."

Otto: "Yeah, the wind is blowing the smell of death here."

Arnie: "Huh?"

Otto: "I read a poem earlier... but realy, the smell of dead Paramites is spreading in the air."

Arnie: "Oh, I get it. The wind will blow it away in the night."

*#7 Slig arrives to Arnie and co.*

#7 Slig: "I'm here, boss. But Smudge is somewhere out there. Should we leave him there?"

Otto: "I wouldn't worry about him. If he wants to get inside, he gets inside the factory. It's his decision. Those dead Paramites are sure interesting. Maybe he's already collecting them to the recycling place."

Arnie: "OK, let's go inside."

*turns to the others*

Arnie: "You better go inside. You have to sleep."

*Arnie and co. go inside to the Executive Office*

*#7 Slig goes to the computer*

#7 Slig: "It seems you have a message, boss."

Arnie: "Message? Let me see."

*goes to the computer*

Arnie: "Who sent it?"

#7 Slig: "A Glukkon Executive of Tastee Treets Bakery called Amaral. He's sending two Glukkon Executives here."

Hobo · #46 10-09-2003, 04:12 PM

Bazzaril walks into the lobby of the Factory and walks through a door labelled New Security Staff.

Inside is a short slig behind a desk.

Bazzaril: I'm Bazzaril, the Guest Security Manager here....

Slig: That's great my friend! Cigar? *holds out a box*

Bazzaril: Thanks Buddy! What's your name?

Joe Slig: I'm Joe Slig! (OOC: I'll add his Profile later...)

Bazzaril: Ok Joe, DO I get my own Office?

Joe: Unfortunatly, you'll have to share with me, the Head of Security...

Seargentbig · #47 10-11-2003, 03:54 AM

Halije: *Reads through the message*
" That's aufuly short notice, isn't it? Shouldn't they ask you first?"

ABEZILLA · #48 10-11-2003, 06:05 AM

abezilla and thw are walking around the factoy and then they spot something in the distence
thw:is that a brew machine im thirsty well what am i waiting for
thw runs to the machine and on the way he crashs into a team of slogs follwed by a couple of ab out 60million dead scrabs and para mites all on a large trailer and four sligs were on it
slig one

i u there get out of our way the factory needs these dead scrabs and paramites for the new TOP SECRET recipe
tfw:sorry for the hold up i apologise ( he hands over a £10 note to the slig)ill go now
abezilla:u sligs dont scare me( he gets out a bownarrow and aims for a slig on the trailer die u stupid slig he shoots the slig and it drops dead)
tfw

h my god he stares at the dead slig in shock!!!!!

Hobo · #49 10-11-2003, 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by ABEZILLA
abezilla and thw are walking around the factoy and then they spot something in the distence
thw:is that a brew machine im thirsty well what am i waiting for
thw runs to the machine and on the way he crashs into a team of slogs follwed by a couple of ab out 60million dead scrabs and para mites all on a large trailer and four sligs were on it
slig onei u there get out of our way the factory needs these dead scrabs and paramites for the new TOP SECRET recipe
tfw:sorry for the hold up i apologise ( he hands over a £10 note to the slig)ill go now
abezilla:u sligs dont scare me( he gets out a bownarrow and aims for a slig on the trailer die u stupid slig he shoots the slig and it drops dead)
tfwh my god he stares at the dead slig in shock!!!!!

What the hell? I think you need to read my how to Role Play thread...

The Red Muse · #50 10-12-2003, 10:21 AM

RM trotted down the zulag leading to the cafeteria--he hasn't eaten in a while and the hungryness was taking over. As he entered the large hall, he saw Jammer sitting in one of the tables--obviously eating. RM took a scrab leg and a bottle of water to his tray and walked over to Jammer.

RM:"Mind if I sit here?"

Jammer: "Huh?" *looks up at RM* "The hell? You really think I care where you sit your ass down?"

RM: "Jammer, I was being polite." *sits down next to Jammer*

Jammer: "No need to be polite around me bro." *stuffs his face with food*

RM: "That's nice to...hear... ugh! Do you mind! You eat like a dying slog on speed!" *starts to nibble the scrab leg on his plate*

Jammer: *eyes at RM* "Are my table manner buggin' thou--pumpkin?"

RM: "Yes."

Jammer: "Well then, sir all 'n' mighty can go and sit somewhere else if my company is too uncivilized for ya!"

RM: "No--wait-- that wasn't what I meant... It's just, that--" *hides his eyes from Jammer*

Jammer: *burbs* "--It's about Jayne, isn't it?"

RM: "...yeah."

Jammer: "Look, I'm sorry bro-- but that's life. If Jayne is needed someplace else and if that's what the Cartel wants, we can't do nothing about it. We are the pawns of the Cartel, Muse-- we have no power over them. "

RM: " I know... and that hurts me..."

Jammer: *turns to RM* "Whaddaya mean...?"

RM: " I mean, ... Jammer, we have a mother that doesn't care for us, we are robbed from your childhood, we are used as security guards and soldiers for whole our lives, we do everything that our glukkon bosses tell us to do and then what? We die! Hurray for the sligs." *glances at Jammer* " We are just toys for the Cartel, Jammer. We have no value--we're like, pupets that those in power use to do their dirty work..."

An icy silence hovered around the two sligs.

"...Ya ain't no puppet Muse."

RM: *looks at Jammer, not breaking the silence*

Jammer: "Ye're different from the others Muse. Ya've got a good soul, ya know..."

RM: "...Jammer...?"

Jammer: " You're one in a million, Muse--keep that in mind. "

RM: *smiles faintly* "...Thanks..."

Jammer: "Anytime."

[::silence::]

Jammer: " Hey, Muse-- I've been thinkin',... what did ya actually do before ya came to RuptureFarms?"

RM: "...errrrm..." *sweatdrop*

Jammer: *raises eyebrow*

RM: *closes his eyes--causing visions from his past to flood his mind* "I'd rather not talk about it...---at least not now."

Jammer: *shrugs* "Oh-kay..."

The two sligs continue to sit in silence...

Dave · #51 10-12-2003, 12:00 PM

Skaff and Vladimir arrive at Amaral's office.

Skaff: Heya, Ames. When do you want us off to RuptureFarms?

Amaral: Grr ... Don't call me that! ... Anyways. The I got a message from Mom's representatives. You really shouldn't be here. You should be heading over to RuptureFarms now! Get out of my office!

Vladimir: Uhh ... we thought you were coming, too.

Amaral: Are you kidding? I couldn't be seen there! It would ruin my reputation!

Skaff: (What reputation? You run a friggin bakery, you idiot!)

Amaral: Now get moving! Hop the next train to the plant. I've already sent word of your arrival. Get out!

Skaff and Vladimir exchanged worried glances.

Vladimir: Why such a rush? It's not like the place will fall apart if we don't get there.

Amaral: Are you that stupid? Did I not tell you about the shootings? All the lost meat? All the lost moolah?! Get down there and install some serious authority!! Forget about what Arnie thinks! Move in and kick some a**!

Vladimir and Skaff nodded.

Both: Yessir.

And they left.

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Dave followed everyone inside. He made a beeline for the cafeteria as they passed it. Following the bigbro and the old slig would be alright.
He went over the the vendo and got some water. He put it in his satchel and went over to the broom closet. Getting his tristy mop and bucket, he went back to the stockyards to help clean up.

Hobo · #52 10-13-2003, 03:03 PM

Name: Joe Slig

Species: Slig

Gender: Male

Age: 19

Position: Bazzaril Is in charge of the security of any guests to Rupture Farms. He takes his job seriously, and you'll never find him with an unloaded, Shotgun.

Story: Bazzaril Has been a slig guard for as long as he can remember. He enjoys his job greatly, and has no problem carrying out any order, except for "retreat"!

Personality: Bazzaril is a tough cookie, he's not going to give in easily to anything so if you start an argument with him, don't expcet it to be short. Bazzaril, is not a very sociable slig and hates the company of others...

Appearance: Bazzaril looks like any other Slig except for the fact that he has a large red Mark across his back in the shapr of a circle, any quips about it being a bullseye usually result in a happy Bazzaril and the person who made the bullseye remark unconcious

Hobo · #53 10-13-2003, 03:07 PM

(OOC: add's profile for Joe Slig)

Name: Joe Slig

Species: Slig

Gender: Male

Age: 23

Position:Joe is head of Security at the Rupture Farms Branch Factory of Fine Foreign Foods.

Story: Joe joined the Security force at RF when he was a lad, since then he's risen the ranks

Personality: Joe is a great person, if you're nice to him, if you're mean, don't be prepared to live the night...

Appearance: Joe is average height for a Slig, he has a huge scar down his side from a vicious fight with a Scrab on his first day.

oddguy · #54 10-13-2003, 11:19 PM

Knugg was pulled out of his office by a slig.

Knugg: Whaddya want dammit?! I was playin' solitaire!

Slig: Sorry sir, I have just been informed that the workers for the factory are here and Fud TV and M.O.M. have their reporters here. They're all waiting for you to give the Grand Opening speach and cut the ribbon with those big scisor things.

Knugg: Oh yeah. I completely forgot about that. Thanks...ummmm whoever you are.

Knugg stepped outside to see a huge crowd and they all cheered for him. Knugg stepped over to the microphone,

Knugg: Shut-up! Your stupid cheering is makin' my ears explode!

The crowd fell silent.

Knugg: Today is a special day. Today the first RF Branch of Fine Foreign Foods is established. I bet you're all dying to take the tour of the magnificent factory, so without futher delay *grabs big scisors and cuts the big red ribbon* I declare the RF Branch now officially open!

Everyone clapped, but Knugg gave em' another look, so they all stopped, except for an old mud in the front who couldn't hear what Knugg said, so Knugg pulled out his gun and shot him.

Knugg: Let's take a tour of the factory shall we?

Hobo · #55 10-14-2003, 01:19 PM

(OOC: Bazzaril, shall henceforth be known as Baz)

Baz and a team of Sligs, including Joe, are acompanying the tour of the Factory. As the tour reaches the mini-Barracks, an announcement comes over the tannoy. A whinny, irritating droney mud's voice comes out.

Tannoy: Day shift ending, all Night staff report to your posts...

Baz and Joe walk off towards the Canteen, upon a black board, the words "Todays Special: Elum Chubs" are written in badly formed chalk letters.

Joe: Elm Chubs! Great!

Joe and Baz join a long line, they wait in line for two minutes before another announcement come over the Tannoy.

Tannoy: At 7:00 Pm this evening, there will be an introductory meeting for all new staff, any non-essential personel not reported as being there will be fired or shot, depending Knugg's mood

dripik · #56 10-14-2003, 04:56 PM

Arnie: "Yes, they should ask, Halije. That's strange. Who does this Vladimir guy think I am? Some kind of hotel manager? "If you want, you can come here without asking"? That's not in our advertisement!"

#7 Slig: "That's the spirit, boss!"

Arnie: "Spirit? Ghost? Where?"

*looks around nervously*

*#7 Slig whispers to Otto*

#7 Slig: "He's a bit tired, I think."

Otto: "Got that right."

*#7 goes to Arnie*

#7 Slig: "You better go and sleep, boss. You look (and sound) tired."

Arnie: "Yeah, good idea. G'night."

*goes to Executive Rest Room and jumps into a bed*

Otto: "I'll go too, #7 Slig. Night!"

#7 Slig: "Night, Otto. I'll go to Stockyards and check on the others."

Dave · #57 10-14-2003, 11:56 PM

(ooc: uhh ... Amaral said in my last post that he was told by Mom--as in the big bosses of the Cartel--that he was to send some people over to take care of the issues at RF. doesn't Mom's orders override what Arnie wants? just filling you in)
(ooc: P.S. Frye is Skaff's slig valet. Burr is Vladimirs.)

Skaff and Vladimir board the train, accompianed as always by their slig valets. They talk about their plans for RF during the trip.

Skaff: Anyways, Amaral has no business bossing us around! He's so much younger than us!

Vladimir: Yes, but don't forget he is a Big Cheese. We gotta do what he says.

Skaff: Sure, you do! You're a Wanna-Be! I'm a Big Cheese, too! And I'm thirty years his elder! I think I know when I'm getting a raw deal.

Vladimir: Calm down. Think of the glory. Think of the luxury. Think of the fame. Think of ... the moolah.

Skaff: Ahh ... moolah. My only friend. Frye! My cigar!

Frye produced a cigar from his baggage, gave it to Skaff, and lit it. Inhaling deeply, Skaff pictured his new fabulous life as RuptureFarms' new CEO.

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Dave reaches the stockyards. Alone.

Dave: Another long night.

He begins to mop up bits and pieces of bodies. Soon he will need shovels, and wheelbarrows. At least to clean the place up. Whether or not to recycle it or save the meat was up to Arnie, though. Dave did not want to piss off Arnie. He was terrified of the sligs that hung around him.
Just then Dave saw something that made his flesh crawl.
A young mudokon girl huddled up, crying near a badly wounded slog. She looked up at Dave, who cringed. He recognized her (barely) as Ammy (ooc: i know RM dropped her, I think I may pick her up). Her eyes were blank. Tears ran in rivers down her face.

Ammy: *sniffle* Will my little Adrian be okay?

Dave: (Does she mean the slog?) Ooh, I dunno. Slogs can't take that much abuse without dying.

Ammy: But you hafta help him! He's hurt. I've seen you! You feed the slogs! You clean them! You can help!

Dave: Look, Ammy, there's very little I can do. Maybe I can pull the bullet out, but I've got no anisthetic ... he might die from blood loss if I try it ...

Ammy: It wasn't a gun! It was a paramite!

Dave: Uhh ... oh no. I don't know ... If Aurthur--

Ammy: --Adrian!!

Dave: Adrian. Sorry. If Adrian was a bit smaller I might be able to stitch up the wound ... (Oh, what the hell?) Ammy! Run back to the rest room and find some needles and rip off the edges of a mattress.

Ammy: Why? What do y--?

Dave: If you want me to save Adrian, just go do it!

Ammy leapt up and bolted back accross the stoclyards.

Dave found himself examining her ... then he got a hold of himself.

Dave: Dude! She's only a kid. Knock it off! Keep the blood down.

Dave pressed on the wound to try and slow the blood .....

(ooc: RM i hope you don't mind that I took over on Ammy ... you decided to drop her ... but I wanted to keep her in!

)

The Red Muse · #58 10-15-2003, 06:51 AM

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Originally posted by Dave
(ooc: RM i hope you don't mind that I took over on Ammy ... you decided to drop her ... but I wanted to keep her in! )

((ooc: Hey, that's great Dave! I actually hoped that someone would like to take Ammy^____^ Take good care of her--m'kay?))

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RM: "Jammer..."

Jammer: "....hmmm?"

RM:"... I think we should get back to work... We've been sitting here for...um..." *looks for a clock--not finding one* "...too long...?" *eyes Jammer and sees him smile*

Jammer: "Yeah, you're right. We've been sitting here far too long... I can't feel my ass!"

RM: "....Wha---?" *sniggers* "...you can't feel your... ass?!"

Jammer: "Well, you know! When you sit around, doing nothing for few hours---your ass goes numb!"

RM: "I know... but, no offence--- since when sligs did have asses?" *tries to hold back laughter*

Jammer: "Dunno--- since now, I guess..." *glares at RM, smiling widely*

The two sligs stare at eachother for a while, before bursting into uncontrollable laughter.

RM: "Jam--hehehe--Jammer... that was the--hahahah-- the most stupid thing---*cough*--- I've ever heard!"

Jammer: "Yeah--hehehee-- I know, bro--*snort*--I know!"

RM: *wipes tears away from his eyes--still sniggering loudly*

Jammer: "Right..--hehe--... We should get going..."

RM: "Gotcha...--hah--..."

Jammer: "Cool... I'm off now, bro--- see ya later at the rest room!" *stand up and leaves the canteen*

RM: "Right... see ya then..." *sniff* "...Jayne..."

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Jammer is waltzing past the rest room, on his way to the stockyards and sees Ammy zip by to the rest room.

Jammer:"Whoa! Hey, watch it brat!" *mumbling* "Everyone is always in a hurry--- no one knows how to chill nowadays..." *lights a cig* "...Where is this world coming to..."

He continues down to the stockyards--opens the gates and steps outside-- instantly being greeted by the smell of rotting flesh.

Jammer: "Holy Sh*t! Damn--this looks--and smells-- twice more horrible that it did yesterday..." *scans the field of dead animals* "Heh, ---behold--the fruit of my labour! Man, I did a great job! Hehhehehehe..." *spots Dave*

Jammer cocks his eyebrows and moves closer to Dave.

Jammer: "Hey--you...! Whatcha doing here...?" *sees the bloodied Adrian lying on the ground* "And what's with that mutt...?"

Seargentbig · #59 10-15-2003, 08:57 AM

Halije: *Walking(Or tiptoing, depending on your prefered method of manual travel) to the Executived restroom*
Thoughts: 'Why would they send two executives here? Why didn't they ask? And most of all...'
*Shudders*
Thoughts: 'do they have higher status than me?'
*Enters the restroom, and gets into a bed. Then starts sleeping.*

Dave · #60 10-15-2003, 05:20 PM

Dave hears the BigBro. He shuddered. He was absolutely terrified.

Dave: I-I-I-I found a l-l-little g-g-girl--A-Ammy. Her little s-s-slog w-was at-attacked by a p-p-paramite. I'm g-gonna try to stitch it u-up. I sent her t-to g-g-g-get some s-supplies.