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Ashe · #31 07-23-2003, 02:46 AM

Hello Death. Welcome to Oddworld Forums. I do hope you have fun here.

Jacob · #32 07-23-2003, 06:23 PM

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You might as well tell him to only drink Pepsi products and wear Nike shoes while you're at it.

Nike? Nike? How dare you...Gucci is enough for me...which reminds me...i want to work at Ann Summers...

Codek · #33 07-23-2003, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by Alcar
I don't loathe Death. I loathe what he's doing. There is a security loop regarding cookies on the forums, but how he can get into Private Messages without logging into a members account first is baffling. It just can't happen.

I'd like proof. But then if he was to give us proof, he'd be banned along with the many other accounts that share his exact IP Address.

Ooo... I think I let the cat out of the bag

Alcar...

This carpetstain of an admin is really starting to get up my nose.

NOBODY shares my IP, because it changes each time I get on the net, I don't particularly agree with paying for something that my own kind invented.

And if someone ever has the same IP I do, it's probably because I am on their line (which is a one in 4.5 billion chance by the way).

I think you will find that there are alot of people this forum who like me now, if you ever did ban me, you would have a hard time of it.

I am not threatening the security of your forum by the way, I just feel like kicking some ass because I am watching the movie "Demolition man".

So just drop it and like me already, trust me I don't bite

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Much

MrBoj · #34 07-23-2003, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by Death
I don't particularly agree with paying for something that my own kind invented.

like cars?

Codek · #35 07-23-2003, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by MrBoj
like cars?

No, I mean the internet. Hackers made the internet what it is today, now we gotta pay for it.

Jacob · #36 07-23-2003, 09:42 PM

I don't mind Death, he's not as bad as some of the annoying people that we usually have on here...actually, he isn't that bad...now that i have said that, read my fics...whoop...etc

Codek · #37 07-23-2003, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
I don't mind Death, he's not as bad as some of the annoying people that we usually have on here...actually, he isn't that bad...now that i have said that, read my fics...whoop...etc

Exactly, I am not a bad person, stop treating me like one!

I am now actually seriously considering reading some of your fanfics Jacob, where can I find them?

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #38 07-23-2003, 09:49 PM

WOw, you've guys convinced me to start making FanFics again. I've made Fics such as "sexy Alf" and "Oddworld radio" "Ralf's talkshow" and...something else I forgot...

Codek · #39 07-23-2003, 09:51 PM

Hmm, I think I might start some fic too. Way to spread the disese asshole.

Abe's son · #40 07-23-2003, 11:38 PM

You could read my fics....but then again... If you can stand my typo's.... Then read it

Joshy · #41 07-24-2003, 06:43 AM

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Originally posted by Death
Exactly, I am not a bad person, stop treating me like one!

I am now actually seriously considering reading some of your fanfics Jacob, where can I find them?

I think you're a bad person, so can i treat you as a bad person?

Well duh idiot, you read Jacob's Fanfic in the fanfic forum...

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And if someone ever has the same IP I do, it's probably because I am on their line (which is a one in 4.5 billion chance by the way).

Oh weally death, so you must be part of the statistic...

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I think you will find that there are alot of people this forum who like me now, if you ever did ban me, you would have a hard time of it.

You wont have my vote.

Codek · #42 07-27-2003, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by Joshy
I think you're a bad person, so can i treat you as a bad person?

Well duh idiot, you read Jacob's Fanfic in the fanfic forum...

Oh weally death, so you must be part of the statistic...

You wont have my vote.

You strike me as an increadably rude and vindictive individual, so I am going to make this fast and increadably painful.

Disclamer:
When I asked Jacob where I could find his/her fic, I mean't to ask what the name of it was - but I accept that this is a mistake on my part.

OH MY GOD! I WON'T HAVE SOME IRRELEVANT PERSON BACKING ME AND VOTING FOR ME! WHAT THE HELL WILL I DO NOW? Seriously? I couldn't give to ****s what you think, a comment like that would only have some kind of impact on my life if this forum WAS my life. Actually, even if I only had a life on this forum, a comment like that still wouldn't make any difference.

IN FACT, a comment like that would only have any effect on my position in this forum if every single member here followed your words religiously and used it as a barometer for how good or bad a person is. It's a good job you're such an asshole otherwise people would like you and actually take your word as truth.

Disclaimer
Further arguments will not result in a particularly satisfying end, as I will only just point back to this post using a URL link. If you have any questions, feel free to make your enquiries on this number: 0800-kiss-my-ass.

Thankyou.

MrBoj · #43 07-27-2003, 09:25 PM

hehe, is 0800-kiss-my-ass toll free? Isn't that the phone number of a brothel?

Facsimile · #44 07-28-2003, 03:39 AM

You have 0800 wherever you come from?
Amazing.

Adder · #45 07-28-2003, 10:43 AM

I've begun to notice you around, Death. I already know you don't like that name.

As for the steath thing, I've got an RPG going that I would like you to join. It's in Non-Oddworld Art+Literature, under the name 'Addvormahn "them" RPG'. You might like it!

As for the whole 0800 freephone:
In Ireland, that country where everything is different, it's 1800 for freephone!

Codek · #46 07-28-2003, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by Adder
I've begun to notice you around, Death. I already know you don't like that name.

As for the steath thing, I've got an RPG going that I would like you to join. It's in Non-Oddworld Art+Literature, under the name 'Addvormahn "them" RPG'. You might like it!

As for the whole 0800 freephone:
In Ireland, that country where everything is different, it's 1800 for freephone!

Sounds tempting, I might have a look there some time.

Jacob · #47 07-28-2003, 06:03 PM

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When I asked Jacob where I could find his/her fic, I mean't to ask what the name of it was

Oh, i thought you meant what forum aswell. Well, i have many fics currently going at the moment. One of the more recent one's is Issues... which i've just recently finished. This story runs along side of Queen of Pain.... They're abit long, but if you do read them feel free to post a comment. Thanks.

Dipstikk · #48 07-28-2003, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by Death

Disclaimer
Further arguments will not result in a particularly satisfying end, as I will only just point back to this post using a URL link. If you have any questions, feel free to make your enquiries on this number: 0800-kiss-my-ass.

Thankyou.

HAHAHA! I like him already!

***Alcar*** · #49 07-29-2003, 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by Adder
As for the whole 0800 freephone:
In Ireland, that country where everything is different, it's 1800 for freephone!

It's 1800 over here in good ol' Australia as well.

Alcar...

Codek · #50 07-29-2003, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Dipstikk
HAHAHA! I like him already!

Great!

Dipstikk · #51 07-30-2003, 12:31 PM

Anyone who writes thoes little funny disclaimers is okay in my book.