What Star Sign are you???

[MrBoj]

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

see, I always knew i'd be murdered someday.

[Jacob]

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence but are still a general bad ass.

Both are shockingly accurate...thooperness!!

[Wil]

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer.

Yes! Then Nick is probably gay! *moves in for the ki ll/ss*

[Zach Roy Wilson]

Originally posted by happyguy936
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a ****ing jerk.

Right you have it right, right up to...repeatedly, for me atleast. Okay so if you don't me you can just say it. You are a ****ing jerk hee hee that's funny well actually no everyone so actually you are pretty accurate. I will serve you noble one. !

[Alcar]

Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
Cancer here.

I get along with scorpios exceptionally well.

Ooo really? *snuggles up to DI*

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

I'm the worst of the lot? Well I have been called bad things before. And I'd quite like to die with a bang, you know, news headline stuff!

And in other news, a Scorpio was burnt at the stake today for possible dealings in witchcraft.

Alcar...

[Kaimana]

Hmm. Heh. I'd be a Gemini...

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Quick intelligent thinker, I'd agree, to. People like me because I'm bisexual? I wouldn't agree on that one...Don't think I'm a cheap bastard. lol. Oh well. There you have it...An intelligent bisexual cheap bastard, who loves incest...