Would you rather eat a chocotale glukkon head or a chocolate slig head? -

***Xavier*** · #31 07-02-2002, 06:01 PM

so... you are eating an old head. eurk, stop it, you would be sick.
Never eat glukkons heads when they are not frech anypmore

Kaimana · #32 07-02-2002, 06:07 PM

Eating old glukkon heads. yuck!!. Whatever you do dont do that youll get a mean load of gas able to wipe out half of mudos.

Mac the Janitor · #33 07-02-2002, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by Xavier
can't be aslik oddling.
he is death long time ago
can you send me a head or two? I don't have anymore
and I'm still hungry

Sure, I'll send you some...I've got plenty in the fridge!(They're great snacks at parties)

PS: Do you want a side of asparagus with it?(I've got plenty of that too)

oddling · #34 07-02-2002, 11:04 PM

Wait no it isn't aslik. Hey it's my old boss from Rupture Farms! Not Molluk, he was the boss boss but I concidered this guy my boss. Anyway he listened to that sign that said 'need a perminant vacation? Consult a Slig supervisor. They didn't blow off his can like they did to my cousin, they wouldn't do that to a glukkon. Anyway he came back to discover the place in ruins and my butt far away from it. See I used to be his assistant but I couldn't take all the pressure so they gave me a regular post area. Thats how I met Abe though, and how I realized that I shouldn't be beating up everyone so I felt horrible after what I did and ran the hell out of there. Soon later Abe followed and I was still camping out by the pit with that Scrab in it cause I was scared to go through it, but Abe gave me some incouragment and all I got was a big slash across my back. Since then we've been best buds! *Grabs Abe and whispers "Smile odd damn it! You're making me look bad!"*

Oddling l:c l

General Drippik · #35 07-02-2002, 11:36 PM

Slig head.... Mmmmmmmmmmm....... Chomp, chomp...... Gulp..... Fwoh....

TheKhanzumer · #36 07-03-2002, 12:28 AM

*looks at Xaviers picture*

Now we know what happened to Mullock!

Kaimana · #37 07-03-2002, 12:28 AM

i dont know. eating a slig head must be wierd. What if its really crunchy or hard to chew. or what if its like chicken. *chicken ummm...yummm.

Black Waltz 0 · #38 07-03-2002, 04:51 AM

Slig heads are slimy,
Glukkons are crunchy,
But the best food around,
Is the Meech Munchie!

Hey look! I'm a poet!

I wanna Meech Munchie! (Guess who made them extinct!) :P

***Xavier*** · #39 07-03-2002, 06:58 AM

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Originally posted by TheKhanzumer
*looks at Xaviers picture*

Now we know what happened to Mullock!

I doubt it's molluck...

sweet revenge trough
eat his biggest ennemy whit lot of chocolate. Odd Idea

scrabinator · #40 07-03-2002, 10:13 AM

If I have to eat something from Oddworld make it a scrab cake but PLEASE no slig or glukkon heads!

***Xavier*** · #41 07-03-2002, 10:29 AM

you don't know what is good.
Glukkons are delicious.

well. okay here is your scrab cake
*gives scrabinator a 2years old scrab cake*

scrabinator · #42 07-03-2002, 11:15 AM

Fine I'll eat a 2 year old scrab cake!

But you'll never get me to eat a glukkon head!

oddling · #43 07-03-2002, 01:18 PM

Come on you don't know what you're missing!*Points gun at your head* Okay eat the damned Glukkon head or you get it!

Oddling l:c l

sligster · #44 07-03-2002, 01:21 PM

Eat the gluk!!!!! But no sligs!

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #45 07-03-2002, 03:20 PM

Nah, you don't want to eat the head; it's too leathery. The best part of a Glukkon is the liver.

sligster · #46 07-03-2002, 06:39 PM

But the liver is all disgusting because of all of the cigs that they smoke!

oddling · #47 07-03-2002, 10:07 PM

Hey Middlesboogies got another avatar, it's Daxtar!!!! Listen I know this out of the subject but how do you get costum avatars? I found directions but where do you find avatars and how do you know they are avatars?!!! Okay back to the subject, Glukkon liver is gross! It's all full of pussy gunck from all those cigars! And the heads are leathery but let me ask you this, do you eat the skin on an orange? Then you don't on a Glukkon either! Just peel it off or something, then enjoy! I still don't know why they sell Glukkon liver, do you know how many people get cancer from that!!!

Oddling l:c l

sligster · #48 07-03-2002, 10:15 PM

P...Peel the skin off?????? * Runs to bathroom and starts puking* Thats nasty! All of the muscle and bits of fat? *Pukes again*

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #49 07-04-2002, 07:26 AM

Oddling, for crying out loud, you've had this explained to you several times! It's not difficult.

1) Go to User CP
2) Click 'Edit Options'
3) Click 'Change Avatar'
4) Scroll down to the bottom of the page
5) Click the radio button marked 'yes'
6) If the avatar is stored on the web, type or paste the url in the box with 'http://www.' written in it
6a) If the avatar is located on your hard drive, click 'browse', find where it is on your computer, and click 'OK'
7) If you did step 6a, reclick the 'yes' radio button
8) Click 'Submit Modifications'
9) You're done!

Sligster, muscle is what the meat we eat is normally made of anyway.

And yes, it's hard to find good-quality Glukkon livers and hearts these days, but the kidneys are always good.

Black Waltz 0 · #50 07-04-2002, 10:44 AM

And don't forget to eat the glukkon's brains. It tastes like chicken, really.
*Eyes go all vacant and starts drooling* Mmmm... Brains...

scrabinator · #51 07-04-2002, 11:15 AM

Fine I'll eat the glukkon head...HEY! Thats delicious!

I want another!

molluck2 · #52 07-04-2002, 11:18 AM

THAT AIN'T FUNNY PAL!
WE GLUKKONS ARE VERY SENSETIVE YA KNOW!!!
SLIGS BITE!!!!!!

molluck2 · #53 07-04-2002, 11:22 AM

HEY ALL'A YA DON'T EAT GLUKKONS I KNOW WHAT YA CAN EAT INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!1
YOU TAKE AN ABE AND A MUNCH,THEN YOU RIP OFF THEIR SKINS,BAKE THEM FOR 999 HOURS,YUM!!!!!
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***Xavier*** · #54 07-04-2002, 01:50 PM

don't dubble post...
use the edit button

well I think I still prefer glukkon heads

Fuzzler · #55 07-04-2002, 06:33 PM

wa?I cant belive you guys picked glukkon heads! their really nasty! all the fat on it! you guys are gross! I picked slig head because their smaller!

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Shrykill · #56 07-04-2002, 07:08 PM

You only said that because of your Brother!!!('

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molluck2 · #57 07-05-2002, 08:31 AM

eat abe not glukkons!!!!!!!!
we have very desgusting heads!
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Jacobsucks · #58 07-12-2002, 04:16 PM

Slig head Take off the chocolate mask and ged a sweet treat

oddling · #59 07-15-2002, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by molluck2
SLIGS BITE!!!!!!

We do not bite! Well....... if you were attacking me and you were stupid enough to stick your hand in my mouth I would bite you. Hard. Very hard. Ever get bit by a Slig? It hurts. I have the scars from when my little sis was teething. AND DON'T DOUBLE POST MKAY? AND DON'T USE CAPS LOCKS MKAY? IT MAKES PEOPLE MAD!

Oddling l:c l

sligster · #60 07-15-2002, 12:46 AM

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SLIGS BITE!!!!!!

What the hell are you talking about?
SLIGS ROCK!!!!!!!!!