Grace to you. The late welcome thread.

[Bullet Magnet]

Correct on all counts. There's a bit of a hump to get over when you join. Then, if you are not an ass, you will be welcomed, and trained to become an ass by a world-class assembly of asses.

[Mac Sirloin]

edit: beaten

[Violet Void]

I shall attempt to bring some light to these blackened souls. Somehow. With grace and peace. I swear. By the word of the raven goddess.

[Nepsotic]

As far as I witness tis not a welcoming forum.
1. Each member trolls another and is not infracted.
2. Newcomers are immediately trolled by everyone.
3. No one speaks on topic and those who do are often detested.
4. Moderator accuses anyone of spam in case they dislike the "spammer". Injustice.
5. Intolerance of aristocratic speech while speaking filthy.
6. Intolerance of learned foreigners (I am not English-speaking by default).
7. False naming and ignorance of the fact, that tis ludicrous and unnecessary.

It's all 100% true, I'm not even being sarcastic, you hit the nail on the head there. We don't care though, that's just how this shithole is.

[MeechMunchie]

I offer my love to you. Do not crush it, please.
Remember my love.
I love you, whatever you do.
I always will.

[Varrok]

You've made MM cry.

...

Please feel welcome at OWF. You might just fit in here

[Violet Void]

Oh, all your words are so pleasant! Come into my warm embrace! There is place for everyone. Even for you, Nepsotic.

Ah! I may slumber with tranquility in my soul. Virtue was commited.

[JayDee]

Please teach me your ways, I am humbled to be in your presence.

I would like to become anti-cunt.

[Mac Sirloin]

Come into my warm embrace!

Let me expose myself.

Are you Tobias Funke?

[Bullet Magnet]

It's bringing love, don't let it get away!

[Mac Sirloin]

This cretin added me on Steam. What's your scam, bub?

[Nepsotic]

It's Gishy.
We can all agree on that now, yes?

[Nate]

Yes.

[Violet Void]

Skies, you are misguided. So let it be. I shall not shine as bright as I could.

[Nate]

Those seem like some good last words. Goodbye, Gishy!

Incidentally, I apologise to everyone who tried to convince me that it was Gishy. You were right, I was wrong. I don't want to say too much about how I identify multis because that'd tell Gishy how to hide his tracks, but suffice to say that certain pieces of evidence were marking Violet out as unusual from the start. But I hadn't done enough research into Gishy to realise that his unusuality matched.

[MeechMunchie]

He didn't quite seem to grasp that the point of a multi is to disguise your identity, not broadcast it.

[Manco]

But don’t you see, all he wanted to do was share his voracious vocabulary and marvel at everyone’s voluptuousness and lust at them with a voracious appetite.

You can’t deny a person their soul, their calling

[Holy Sock]

Who's gishy?

[Nepsotic]

You are.

[Holy Sock]

The longest con. Fooled you all. Especially OANST.

[JayDee]

Who's OANST?

[Phylum]

OANST is a state of mind.

[Varrok]

Funny thing: According to Gishy, it was not Gishy.

[Manco]

Color me surprised.

[STM]

Color me coloured.

[Varrok]

Colour me.

[MA]

Btw hey Gish, we accepted Varrok and he's a learned polack builder. We accept all sorts. Even polish. That's right. Even. Polish. Offer to put up free cable and you'll get the majority of this lot on-side.


Sorry Varrok I just messin wiv ya

[Varrok]

I will totally never forgive youok no worries

still waiting to be coloured

[Holy Sock]

[MA]

Holy Cock-Sock drew a cock

Ban