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04-02-2013, 04:19 PM
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You...all...have...wronged me...
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yay my cunt got a mention
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I'm so proud of your cunt, MA. It deserves every bit of attention it gets.

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04-02-2013, 04:47 PM
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thank you, that honestly warms my heart. someone in the Middle of a desert is thinking about my cunt.


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When I was in your cunt I started thinking of the middle of a desert.

Dry and expansive.

Also STM's new eye-vatar looks like the Scrab hand scar.

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04-02-2013, 06:03 PM
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i can't embed fucking rimshots anymore because i can't be arsed to try and work out why i can't embed rimshots anymore

i give up. GIVE UP i say.
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04-03-2013, 03:12 AM
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04-03-2013, 07:36 AM
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I came in here ready to haze the new person. Then I read the thread. My little cunts are all grown up. I feel unnecessary at this point.
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I can understand the whole black (I'm not) Jew thing, but what prompted homophobic? Seriously, I don't remember doing anything anti-gay.
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04-03-2013, 03:24 PM
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Why so much hate, Jdate?
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04-04-2013, 12:40 AM
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I can understand the whole black (I'm not) Jew thing, but what prompted homophobic? Seriously, I don't remember doing anything anti-gay.
You do understand the black Jew thing?! Because it's been perplexing me all along.
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04-04-2013, 03:22 AM
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04-04-2013, 05:03 AM
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You do understand the black Jew thing?! Because it's been perplexing me all along.
Go read his welcome thread, pretty sure it's all in there.
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You do understand the black Jew thing?! Because it's been perplexing me all along.
I used exaggerated street talk, which of course means that I'm black. I also unfortunately revealed that I was Jewish, and it has haunted me ever since. I don't understand the whole homophobic thing, though. And why is everyone always calling me Jdate? That doesn't even make sense.
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Shutup, fag.

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And why is everyone always calling me Jdate? That doesn't even make sense.
My guess is that it's Jbot + the fact that you're Jewish = Jewish dating website that sounds vaguely similar.


I went on Jdate a few years back. It was crap.
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gay Asians. you must like small penises.

god, what is it with this forum and fucking tiny penii? i'm sick of talking about cock. stop being so fucking gay, all of you. crying out loud.

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04-05-2013, 05:33 AM
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GAAAAAAAAAAYYY



I guess to even it out we could talk about beer and spit.
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04-05-2013, 06:04 AM
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I think you need to release some of your pent up sexual frustration/ insecurity mate. About 80% of this forum is full of raging queers. The quicker you accept that the better.
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raging queers
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I don't think Git'Im has gotten it yet.

The thing about like half of the forum being gay.

That thing.
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04-05-2013, 07:08 AM
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It's gonna hit him like a dick up the arse when he does.
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You're welcome.
I was enjoying the cunterie but then I found this post and couldn't pull myself away.

Also cunt cunt cunty cunt welcome you cunting cunter hope you have cunt.
(can we talk about boobs now?)
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FINALLY.
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