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  #31  
10-01-2010, 12:30 PM
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I still got it.
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10-01-2010, 12:34 PM
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Then get rid of it quickly. It's fact that you get cancer if you don't lose your virginity.
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10-01-2010, 12:40 PM
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But Ill get STDs and babies if I lose it. Or so says the local priest. Its seems like a lose lose situation. Ill also go to hell.
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10-01-2010, 01:11 PM
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Virginity is hell.
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10-01-2010, 01:18 PM
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But Ill get STDs and babies
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10-01-2010, 02:49 PM
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Not counting extreme cases of playing doctor, I lost mine when I was 12 or 13.
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10-01-2010, 04:10 PM
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we haven't decided yet where we'll live after we get married (hopefully, that beautiful sweet angel of my heart)
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10-01-2010, 04:23 PM
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What, your 15 and discussing marriage and living with a fiancee? And nice metaphor for a housing location.
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10-01-2010, 05:55 PM
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15, I think, if we mean popping the cherry.
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10-01-2010, 06:00 PM
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I still have mine at 20, I'm still waiting for them to legalize prostitution here. It would be awesome I'd be having sex everyday and going to college for free.
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No one in America would pay to have sex with a British woman, if that is what you are implying.

No one.
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10-01-2010, 06:03 PM
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No the government could tax prostitution
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10-01-2010, 06:03 PM
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No one in America would pay to have sex with a British woman, if that is what you are implying.

No one.
From the country that brought you Rosie O'Donnell, everyone.
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10-01-2010, 06:05 PM
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nobody understands me
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10-01-2010, 06:36 PM
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From the country that brought you Rosie O'Donnell, everyone.
Yeah, well... a simple rephrase will amend his statement to "No man in America..."

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Not counting extreme cases of playing doctor, I lost mine when I was 12 or 13.
Jesus. How extreme are we talking here that they need to be explicitly excluded?

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15, I think, if we mean popping the cherry.
Wait... how does that work for lesbians?
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10-01-2010, 07:05 PM
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Jesus. How extreme are we talking here that they need to be explicitly excluded?
Like many kids, I thought "sex" was just being naked and rubbing against each other. By the time I was eleven, I knew better, so I don't count those earlier times.
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10-01-2010, 07:29 PM
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Just what sort of Doctors and Nurses were you trying to emulate? The special DVD kind?
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10-01-2010, 08:10 PM
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Just what sort of Doctors and Nurses were you trying to emulate? The special DVD kind?
It was always just an excuse to see each other naked in the first place. After a while, that loses it's novelty, and you want to do new things.
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10-02-2010, 01:23 AM
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Righto, at 10 i was still watching fucking cbbc for goodness sake, not thinking about getting down on a girl =o
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I still have my virginity, and I don't plan on losing it yet.
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I keep my virginity in a jar beside my bed.
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Next to your teeth?



I'm sorry, I deserve everything I'll get.
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I can't think of a witty response to that so I'll bow out with a touche and a posrep.
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10-03-2010, 02:12 AM
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Last time I played doctors and nurses, I went to the hospital. She wasn't supposed to hit me in the knee with the hammer that hard.
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You know what they say about girls and tools.

Don't let them hit you with one.
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They shouldn't have one in the first place.
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What about kitchen untensils? Oh lawdy.
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Those are acceptable.
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I'm also a Virgin still but i'm 16 so its way to early.
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From where I live, you'd be considered un-cool.
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