U can't translate it Nate...in english it's a total bullshit, in Romanian it's a total douchebaggery...if i can say so.... for example a most sed swearing phrase in Romanian is "Dute-n Pizda Matii" which means "Go into your mom's cunt"...
there's a lot of weird combinations in Romanian swears...i think even a lot more than there are in english sometimes..."pizda" means "cunt"..."pula" means "dick/cock", those are basic swearing words in my language that can be used in different combinations making a swear phrase that makes or doesn't make any sense but it's insulting and vulgar