Zombie Apocalypse

[MA]

its because Sekto went there.

[T-nex]

Trust me, that school is anything but cool >: (

[Sekto Springs]

It wasn't the school, it was the teacher that was cool.

[MA]

no, it was the bricks and mortar that were cool. fuck the teacher.

[Sekto Springs]

Structurally speaking the school is cool. It was converted from an old celtic church.

[T-nex]

fuck the teacher.

Oohlala!

[Sekto Springs]

Here's a picture of him. Any takers?

[STM]

Hell yea let's have a butchers hook!!!

[Daxter King]

Whats he looking at right there?

[Sekto Springs]

I think he was eating.

[enchilado]

I had to write a paper on this scenario for school.

So does PalezQkkeli.

[STM]

Hmm, didn't expect you to post, haha he looks pretty tight

[shaman]

Grab food, water and weapon.

Steal car keys.

Drive to countryside to hold up.

Also, my sidekick would be Jesus.

[mr.odd]

Bullet to brain. Quickest way out of this scenario.

[Mac Sirloin]

Surviving a Zombie apocalypse isn't hard. Go somewhere where there aren't very many people, bring supplies, some kind of radio, you're golden.

[Sekto Springs]

I remember reading somewhere that if the zombie problem wasn't controlled within 20 days (or something), the hope for humanity's survival in general would plummet dramatically. I forget why and I'm too lazy to look it up.

[Nate]

I remember reading somewhere that if the zombie problem wasn't controlled within 20 days (or something), the hope for humanity's survival in general would plummet dramatically. I forget why and I'm too lazy to look it up.

The same could be said for any infectious disease.

Here's an interesting thing: an article that theorises how long the electricity would last after a zombie uprising.

[Bullet Magnet]

[Phylum]

I'd head north and die in the desert.

Or wander for 30 years and emerge into a new world.

[Ridg3]

I'd succesfully divide by zero and jump through the rift I'd create and hope I survive and hope that I land in a world that looks like a tree.

[Grieva]

I'd join NASA, go into space, get put in cryonics and return to earth 2000 years later, the zombies should be gone by then.

[STM]

Apparently real zombies wouldn't last more than ten year because of natural wear (a virus doesn't get attack by microbes - see solanum)

[Bullet Magnet]

Excepting in high latitudes where they freeze every winter, preserving them for longer. Apparently freezing doesn't destroy zombie cells.

[PalezQkkeli]

Good point we'd have to have generators. I think the powerplants wouldn't manage too long by themselves..

[Bullet Magnet]

And what fuel would you use?

[Josh]

Won't we all just die in a bath of radiation with nobody maintainig the Nuclear Reactors?

[Nate]

Most nuclear plants built in the last half-century need humans to keep them running, but have automatic emergency shutdown procedures if things go wrong.

[Bullet Magnet]

When it comes down to it, it is the nuclear plants that will go on generating electricity the longest (though that will be for naught if the grid has failed). Then they'll stop when the fuel rods are exhausted.

But don't worry, there'll be plenty of environmental catastrophes to worry about before you need to start worrying about radiation.

[STM]

Yes, before emergency shut down they will keep working so long as the gird keeps workin, dams would work even longer with HEP lasting as long as the turbines don't rust!

[Wings of Fire]

Shame that that won't happen and there'll be quite a few tribes operating in north africa, asia and south america who will never get caught because of seclusion.

Yes, before emergency shut down they will keep working so long as the gird keeps workin, dams would work even longer with HEP lasting as long as the turbines don't rust!

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I don't think hydroelectric power works how you think it does.