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Yeah, Dorian's brother printed a few out, framed them and added them to his Star Wars shrine. Kid's a nerd, but he also has two girlfriends that have no idea about each other, so I guess his midichlorian count must be pretty high.
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"The car was built by Dean Shorey, the master ride mechanic for Seabreeze Amusement Park in Rochester, NY. I worked there as a systems engineer for one season on a custom pump house control system for their waterpark. Dean and his crew have that park in such good working order, that he has a lot of free time on his hands, especially in the off seasons (when the park isn't building custom antique style carousels for other parks). So he restores and collects cars. Last I talked with him, he had over 20 something vehicles in various states of restoration. He's a big fan of the original BSG, so he decided to build himself a STREET LEGAL Viper Starfighter. From what I remember, the front end is off of an old postal Jeep, it has chevy small block engine (cause Dean is a GM guy and he has lots of small blocks lying around the shop). It seats one person and has a cassette deck. No A/C."


"I paint representational portraits directly on top of the people I am representing. The models are transformed into embodiments of the artist's interpretation of their essence. When captured on film, the living, breathing people underneath the paint disappear, overshadowed by the masks of themselves."


Come on, Brooklyn.
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I piddled my pants.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

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I piddled my pants.
Yeah, immediately thought of you when I saw it.

well, you and Kastere.
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Lesbians
I like this one myself.

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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

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Hey if Susan Boyle can do it...
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I edited out the swearing for another forum. I don't think it matters much tho
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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It's hard to decide who is worse.
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It's hard to decide who is worse.
Not really. Faggots don't laze around on the porch all day, eating watermelon and fried chicken while they wait for the sun to go down so they can steal my car stereo, do they?
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Nate? Stop sucking cock long enough to settle this.



uh oh
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Aren't the KKK really super-pro the USA? They'd be horrified by the WBC protesting soldiers' funerals and all that.
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