Internet Myths/Creepypasta

[shaman]

Also, Gwan's video is real, i've been told about it from other people who gave the exact same discription.

Just so you know.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Also, Gwan's video is real, i've been told about it from other people who gave the exact same discription.

Just so you know.

Because that's not rumors work.

Just so you know.

[Josh]

This one isn't a myth, but it was very disturbing, so I's gonna post about it anyway.
I WILL NOT POST A LINK!
Okay, so I was looking for the origional vid of 'The Grifter' (thinking of naming one of my xenomorphs that now) And I stumbled across a website for creepy vids. I found fan makes, but no grifter in sight. And then I clicked on a link to a website titled ''The sickest thing you will ever see".
The vid showed two hispanic guys wandering around in the woods when they stumble across a sleeping homeless man. They kick off the newspapers serving to be his blanket, and of course the hobo is surprised. He startes to sit up, but Asshole 1 pushes him to the ground.
Asshole 1 proceeds to bash his face in with a hammer. For no reason.
Asshole 2, the one with the camera, is laughing like crazy and zooming in on the Hobo's face, which is now a bloody mas leaking blood all over the leafy ground. Asshole 1 starts poking him with his sneaker and stepping on his stomach. The hobo is clearly suffering a long and painful death, caused by the assholes for no reason, and all they can do is lugh at him while he tries to breathe, gasping for air and whimpering.
Needless to say I cried, how could asshole1 and asshole 2 do this? The hobo did nothign wrong, and I could see if they taunted him or something, but killing him? And all they can do is laugh while he died. The camera zoomed in on the hobo writhing on the ground and making wet, sucking gasping noises, and I vomited, still crying. I looked down at the time bar, thinking that it would end soon, but no, it still had TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES. I hit the close button and tried to forget about it, posting a journal in my da account to pass the time.
I will not find a link, I don't want to barf my heart out. I hope those assholes die.

Are you talking about The Dnepropetrovsk maniacs? That wasn't a homeless man, that was the murder of Sergei Yatzenko.

Edit: ah, hispanic guys. Got it wrong, but for the love of god don't google Dnepropetrovsk maniacs.

[shaman]

Because that's not rumors work.

I know it isn't. I didn't think so either.

[Wings of Fire]

I heard that the video was filmed on an Ancient Wicca Burial Ground.

[shaman]

Yeah, we do that. Don't judge me.

[OANST]

I watched the Slender Man videos that Daxter King posted a link to in the opening post. I really liked them, actually. They creeped me the fuck out.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Yeah, we go a kick out of them.

I HEARD THE GUY IN THE VIDEOS IS DAXTER KING....OOOOOO!

[Gwan-Thwei]

Funny, when someone says Slenderman, I think of Johnny C...And then salad fingers. Have you seen episode three? God, he's just bones and skin, man.
Here's the best pic I could find of slenderman.

Other than that all I could find is cartoons...and really grainy black and white photos.

[Mac Sirloin]

for the love of god don't google Dnepropetrovsk maniacs.

TOO LATE

...


Yeah, I should not do that kind of think 1t 1:00AM.

[Sekto Springs]

for the love of god don't google Dnepropetrovsk maniacs.

The wiki article describes some of the videos that were shown in court. I really pity that jury. Poor poor kitten...

[Gwan-Thwei]

did they get sent to jail? I HOPE THEY GET PUT ON DEATH ROW! No wait...I'll just kill them myself because IM A XENOMORPH NOW!
>crawls up walls and runs to the courtroom<

[OANST]

did they get sent to jail? I HOPE THEY GET PUT ON DEATH ROW! No wait...I'll just kill them myself because IM A XENOMORPH NOW!
>crawls up walls and runs to the courtroom<

The playful "I'm a this..." kind of stupidity is only mildly tolerated when the retard doing it is pretending to be a Mudokon or some such other Oddworld creature. And I do mean mildly tolerated, as everyone recognizes that the people doing this are fucking retards, but since it's an Oddworld forum we cut them some slack.

Just saying.

[Wings of Fire]

Anyone remember that guy who thought he was an alien? What on earth happened to him?

[OANST]

He likes dudes now.

[Sekto Springs]

Too much anal-probin' will do that to an Alien.

[Wings of Fire]

I'm a pokemon BTW

[OANST]

YOU'RE A RETARD BTW.

[Wings of Fire]

RUB MY BELLY

RUB IT

[Sekto Springs]

Knock it off. You're gunna excite Havoc.

[Pilot]

I don't see a vag on that pokamon...

[Wings of Fire]

Did you want to?

[Pilot]

Well.... yeah actually, kinda.

[Disgruntled Intern]

You're not the only one, apparently.

[Strike Witch]

Um.

For a DI post, that was kinda disappointing.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Almost posted pokemon hentai, but Leto was banned, Hobo was fucked. Unless that's revealed as a joke, I'm treading lightly.

[Wings of Fire]

I'm going to make a stance here and say I could have posted a picture of Eevee with a vagina.

But I didn't.

Sorry Havoc

[Strike Witch]

I have to wonder why they made such an exploitable pokemon.

[STM]

Heh heh, I'm going to try and get back n topic here by saying I found some very disturbing creepy pasta, I was eating it and it hissed? Perhaps it was just letting off steam? Scary stuff.

Ok let's see, I don't really know that much internet phenomena, how do people pick this stuff up in the first place? I think the soul stuck in computers is interesting but not real, probably steming from an old american indian belief about photographs capturing your soul.

[Wings of Fire]

american indian

wat