Dear United of the Kingdoms,
This is the Netherlands lol. I was just letting you know I'm gonna sue yo ass, dude. Sue it right under the damn sea. u know y? u wanna no y? eye'll tell u y.
You keep putting bullshit research in the tabloids, man! I mean WTF? Really. Not only that, but we got the biggest damn harbour on the PLANET, dude. No wat else? Guess where the richest and most important patch of land is in Europe. No wait, the world. That's right, bitch! NETHERLANDS MAWFUCKA!
But anyway, i digest. The point of this letter is to let you know that I, the Netherlands, can has sue you, and will. So get that wrinkly-ass queen in the ring with me an mah homies, and we'll see who's lolling. And buy that I mean we're gonna sue you.
Yours confusingly,
Havoc
(NAME SAYS IT ALL, DAWG!)
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