DEar LL (sorry i cant spell your first name),
i was browsing the good forums of Oddworld Forums in the Oddworld Discussion Forum and did so happen to stumble a cross a most riviting thread. in said thread (rhymed!) an administrator for the forums that goes by the name of Max The Mug, mentioned, in passing, mind, that Slig Barracks in fact floated.
now, forgive me if im wrong, your honour, but i did so believe, and still do, that Slig Barracks was in fact very static. actually, so static that it could not possibly move. i was then fed pictorial evidence suggesting that said Slig Barracks (no rhyme this time...hey, THAT rhymed!) did indeed float.
i am sorry, your majesty, but i do not, and can not, accept this so called 'evidence', never mind believe it. i would like to suggest, your highness, that you disqualify this administrator from the forums (as its a forum about your game and you can demand the power of ownership but youve got to log on every day!!!) as he is clearly lying or entering the surreal world of insanity.
please do this immediately. its in all our best interests.
yours arsekissingly,
[ENTER NAME HERE]
p.s: please reply to my address with a full apology in both a hand written and signed letter, and a disc housing an identical file of the very same signed letter in a word document. all the best.
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