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10-24-2009, 12:04 AM
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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10-24-2009, 08:52 AM
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moo.
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Jesus fucking christ.

Edit: And no, that isn't who I would turn for. That was an exclamation of exasperation.
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Zach Braff.

yup.
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Zach Braff.
We think alike, brother. I don't actually find Zach Braff attractive, nor do I want to go gay for him, but for some reason he was the first person who popped into my head when I read this thread. Stop! Triple rhyme! Doo-de-de-doo...doo-doo...doo-doo.
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We think alike, brother. I don't actually find Zach Braff attractive, nor do I want to go gay for him, but for some reason he was the first person who popped into my head when I read this thread. Stop! Triple rhyme! Doo-de-de-doo...doo-doo...doo-doo.
This.

Plus he's as cute as a rabbit
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Jesus fucking christ.

Edit: And no, that isn't who I would turn for. That was an exclamation of exasperation.
You don't think that an all-powerful and all-knowing deity would be good in bed?



Although the beard would probably scratch a bit.
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Did Jesus actually have a beard? I heard how he's depicted is often decried as being inaccurate.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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Every male over 20 had a beard back then. What were they gunna shave with? Sand? For srs.

And of course the depictions of Jesus are inaccurate. How many middle-eastern chaps do you know who are blonde-haired and blue-eyed?

Jesus probably looked alot like Osama, actually.
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You mean "Obama" riiiiiiiight?


I mean, Jesus was black.
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or






depending on what i feel like

what

there is something about his inability to open his eye all the way that gets me randy
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moo.
i saw what was there before.

EDIT: yeah shut the fuck up MA. didn't notice the other thread.
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there is something about his inability to open his eye all the way that gets me randy
"Oh man, being overtired is such a turn on." *fapfapfap*
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"Oh man, being overtired is such a turn on." *fapfapfap*
He's got a drooping eyelid because he was born with his eye shut. Surgeries had to open it and the last one was "botched".
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He's got a drooping eyelid because he was born with his eye shut. Surgeries had to open it and the last one was "botched".
Damn you. I didn't want to know the actual story behind it. I wanted to continue just thinking of it as his crazy eye.
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I think there are a bunch of guys out there who have really good looks, but I could never see myself turning gay. Mostly when I come across a guy who I find sexy, I'd much rather have him as a good friend and not a partner. Anyway, when it comes to sexy guys I guess Josh Duhamel would be on the top of my list.



Damn this topic is really weird.
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Frank Zappa.

Come to think about it, I would feel quite awful, sad and revolted afterwards, so perhaps not.

Dweezil Zappa.
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Seriously? Dude's got a face like a butt
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Seriously? Dude's got a face like a butt
Oral and anal at the same time? Even I might turn for that.
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Didn't the thought of anal absolutely horrify you?
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I think you're refering to the memory of anal oddjob, not the thought.
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Didn't the thought of anal absolutely horrify you?
I can still make jokes.
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So can I.
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