lol do u think its late to celebrate my b day which was on the 13th?

[Rampage48]

wow lol u guys are lucky my parents arnt on this site otherwise they would call the police XD

[Leto]

Electric razor on the BAWS? God damn, I'm bad enough to fuck up my face with an electric razor, let alone my lovebeans.

genuine scare

[Nate]

I drunkenly tried to shave my scrotum with my electric beard trimmer a month ago.

The end result? Stitches. The irony? I've never actually trimmed my beard with said trimmer.

I know, irony it's not.

Why do you have a beard trimmer if you don't use it on your beard and can't use it on your scrotum?

I have in the past trimmed downstairs with a beard trimmer. It's possible to do, if you're very, very careful but I've decided to be lazy about it until I find someone to whom I'm likely going to present my testicles.

[used:)]

Is ball-shaving really this common place for guys?

[moxco]

I love how on these forums we can turn a thread about a thirteen-year-old's birthday into stories of our testicles.

[Oddey]

Rampage, just remember that half of us are just hating you for reasons you cannot comprehend. And before you jump to conclusions about everyone here hating you, just remember that typing without capitals at the beginning of a sentance does not help. Nor does announcing your birthday after almost a week.

Also, I don't hate you.

[MA]

There's no minimum age to join the foums.

yeah. where in the fuck did that come from?

[Wil]

I have shaved downstairs completely in the past, and I enjoyed it for a while, but then I couldn't be bothered and everything grew back.

wow lol u guys are lucky my parents arnt on this site otherwise they would call the police XD

In which case it's the police who are lucky your parents aren't on this site.

[Pilot]

What I don't get is how all us kids are relatively unaffected by such preceedings, yet it's the parents who have the problem and who usually can't handle it. Isn't that warped?

[shaman]

The end result? Stitches. The irony? I've never actually trimmed my beard with said trimmer.

Electric razor on the BAWS? God damn, I'm bad enough to fuck up my face with an electric razor, let alone my lovebeans.

Where is the bravery? I use a cut throat razor.

[Wil]

Pilot, there's no real mystery to parents being protective.

[Pilot]

Of what, reality?

If I caught my son looking at this I'd chuckle...

"Oh, Mah Boy!"

[used:)]

[Pilot]

Oh, Gabe Thank You. That is a GODSEND!

For I think I've failed to indicate the inflection and ever so slight tremolo of the King's actual voice in what I wrote.

[used:)]

In other news...

[Pilot]

[used:)]

This show started going down hill after season three.

[Wings of Fire]

I wonder what that Havoc's up to...

[Pilot]

Oh man, this one's a must-see!

[used:)]

It started looking like the Shopping Cart and sounding like an Irish folk tune after a while.

[Pilot]

DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW OLD THIS IS, JUST ENJOY.

[used:)]

The latest gem Chris introduced me to.

[Sekto Springs]

Is ball-shaving really this common place for guys?

Gabe, its a must. You have to be as well groomed as possible down there if you ever hope to get that second blowjob. Unless you're dating a Russian or Latino girl. They find hairy assholes sexy.

And thanks for the cred, Gabe.

[Pilot]

Makes teabagging better. Makes everything better.

[Wil]

If you didn't feel your question was answered earlier, Rampage, I will again point out the importance of being drunk. It actually leaves you more sensible and level-headed than all of the above.