Most epic way to die -

PalezQkkeli · #31 09-12-2009, 05:33 AM

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Not too sure how i would acheive this but...

Plan A

That video was awesome! That would be the way to go.

If I can''t afford an a-bomb, then to plan B.

Plan B

Get myself wired to electric sensors so that I'd die by a MASSIVE ORGASMSPREE!

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I heard they gave rats a button, when pressed it would send a electric signal to the rats brain and it would have an orgasm. They wouldn't even eat after finding the button.. All the rats died of hunger.. Can you believe it? I sure can

used:) · #32 09-12-2009, 06:00 AM

Taking a bullet for a little kid then ripping it out of you and flinging it at bullet speed back at the shooter in precisely the right spot to disable him and make just living a personal hell for the rest of his life.

PalezQkkeli · #33 09-12-2009, 06:05 AM

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Taking a bullet for a little kid then ripping it out of you and flinging it at bullet speed back at the shooter in precisely the right spot to disable him and make just living a personal hell for the rest of his life.

That's just so wonderful :') beautiful. How 'bout if we did that and then died

used:) · #34 09-12-2009, 06:07 AM

Removing the bullet doesn't stitch up the tissues and stop the internal bleeding.

Dixanadu · #35 09-12-2009, 09:19 AM

Flying a fighter jet at ground level, upside down. Then pressing the eject button.

PalezQkkeli · #36 09-12-2009, 09:48 AM

How about driving your new Lamborghini from the edge of Grand Canyon, while drinking something good and refreshing?

OANST · #37 09-12-2009, 09:54 AM

How about reading this thread and having a fucking aneurysm?

PalezQkkeli · #38 09-12-2009, 10:00 AM

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How about reading this thread and having a fucking aneurysm?

HEY..! That could work

AnGrY_GreeteR · #39 09-12-2009, 10:58 AM

Id say getting sawed in half by a fail magician in front of a crowd of thousands and slowly bleed to death as you listen to the sounds of panic and chaos in the group of people.

Sekto Springs · #40 09-12-2009, 11:04 AM

My friend Greg invented a pretty epic way to die in Abe's Exoddus. When I first saw it, I almost shit my pants laughing.

It was in the tier of Feeco Depot on your way to Bonewerkz, the area full of wooden crates where you have to make your way past the slig snipers.
He piloted Abe over the mines, only to be shot by a slig mid-jump and then fall into the mines. Thats right, Greg pulled off the closest thing to a double kill in Oddworld. Even when I tried to duplicate this feat, I was simply too "in-touch" with Oddworld's physics to pull it off.

Best part is, he quick-saved right before he started running, so he was able to duplicate this death numerous times for my amusement.

PalezQkkeli · #41 09-12-2009, 12:00 PM

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Best part is, he quick-saved right before he started running, so he was able to duplicate this death numerous times for my amusement.

I remember saving many times right before I was going to die. Then my bro loaded it and he couldn't get it to stop because the death was so fast

. He had to actually restart the computer to get out of it

used:) · #42 09-12-2009, 02:01 PM

Having your dick explode from a non-stop boner.

Dixanadu · #43 09-12-2009, 03:53 PM

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Having your dick explode from a non-stop boner.

Whilst ejaculating constantly before hand, with each release accompanied by a feeling of being stung in the 'head' by a bee.

Leto · #44 09-12-2009, 05:18 PM

I actually had a very scarring dream at the beginning of the year in regards to the penis becoming insect like, fragmenting and protruding outwards in all different directions like a skin/plant hybrid while coming closer to climax.

PalezQkkeli · #45 09-13-2009, 03:06 AM

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I actually had a very scarring dream at the beginning of the year in regards to the penis becoming insect like, fragmenting and protruding outwards in all different directions like a skin/plant hybrid while coming closer to climax.

Man that must've been one whacky dream

Leto · #46 09-13-2009, 03:08 AM

It disturbed me to the point of cringing whenever I thought about it for the next 4 months

PalezQkkeli · #47 09-13-2009, 03:12 AM

Wow you're subliminal mind freakes me out

My mind freakes out too from time to time..

Sekto Springs · #48 09-13-2009, 11:08 AM

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It disturbed me to the point of cringing whenever I thought about it for the next 4 months

I had the same thing, except I had dreamed about bangin' my mum.

Dixanadu · #49 09-14-2009, 07:27 AM

Being eaten alive by a slug.

Oddey · #50 09-14-2009, 10:05 AM

Being fried in an electric chair while half the world is watching. But better to escape, and die another day in another way.

PalezQkkeli · #51 09-14-2009, 11:02 AM

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Being fried in an electric chair while half the world is watching. But better to escape, and die another day in another way.

I don't know which one would freak me out more. The idea that I'm getting fried or the idea of half the world watching. I THINK it might be the later one..

skillswords · #52 09-20-2009, 05:32 PM

Shooting a mess load of soldiers taking you in for a crime you didn't commit, but escape swiftly and run.
and when your armed and ready, you meet a never ending onslaught coming at you as you try and shoot as many as you can, taxing your endurance and will every shot, you feel the recoil of every bullet of your automatic, until finally your luck runs out as you slowly fall to the ground coverd in blood, looking at the dozens of men you killed.
you slowly and painfully breathe breath after breath until your body loses it's strength, and while your gasping your breath, a dark silhouette comes, makes a flash and it ends

Ridg3 · #53 09-21-2009, 12:55 AM

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Flying a fighter jet at ground level, upside down. Then pressing the eject button.

Hmmmm.....

Well I would have to go by someone tuning their bass guitar to tight and striking one of the string which hits me in the eye, although that in itself won't do anything but blind me I will then go outside where I will get hit by a wrecking ball because I couldn't see it in my periphial vison.

Leto · #54 09-21-2009, 04:30 AM

Being raped in the mouth by a baboon.

OddjobAbe · #55 09-21-2009, 07:06 AM

Dying peacefully in my sleep.

Has anyone actually bothered to read the whole thread? If so, you are either very odd, or have the patience of a saint.

OANST · #56 09-21-2009, 10:06 AM

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I had the same thing, except I had dreamed about bangin' my mum.

You dream, I make it happen. That's the difference between us.

T-nex · #57 09-21-2009, 10:19 AM

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Dying peacefully in my sleep.

Has anyone actually bothered to read the whole thread? If so, you are either very odd, or have the patience of a saint.

Had you read the whole thread, you would have noticed I already came with that suggestion

OddjobAbe · #58 09-21-2009, 10:50 AM

Shit.

MA · #59 09-22-2009, 09:07 AM

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...and while your gasping your breath, a dark silhouette comes, makes a flash and it ends

a silhouette flashes at you and you die? after all that?

i think thats a bit of an anticlimax. and i know about anticlimaxes.

Wings of Fire · #60 09-22-2009, 09:45 AM

I wish dark silihoutes would flash at me more often

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