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Well, dead catholics are pretty cool.
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A dumbarse who has formed an emotional dependence on the gange, and can't do everyday tasks without toking.
When people get like that = 
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I haaaaaate that shit.
School (Grade 12 fo sho') started Yesterday, and since I'm still doing co-op (getting into the trades yadda yadda) I get this group of...hopeless fuckers.
I'm in a class of eight, which is actually kind of big for co-op, and all of them smoke during breaks. All of them. They just stand outside smoking cigarettes for the fifteen minutes, don't work for an hour and a half, smoke, don't work, smoke, don't work and smoke.
This leaves me the odd one out, since I'm sick and don't need anything to worsen it. I used to be friends with one of them, but now he's just a fucking skeleton who basically lies about absolutely everything he says and smells like shit. It's hard to describe just how much I dislike all of them. One of them has Six Credits. Six fucking credits, and he's in grade 12.
Oddly enough, I'm probably the youngest one there and I have more than all of them (apart from these two guys, but they're in Grade 13 so it doesn't count).
They talk about having to drink when they wake up, having three beers before school, or smoke pot during lunch. I wouldn't share a joint with any of them. They're just depressingly stupid.
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HAY LOOK I DO DRUGS AM COOL.
pretty much if you 'scream at lamposts' or 'rape children in bushes' on marijuana, you are a fucking retard and probably 12 years old.
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I think I was
kind of like that early on, but I quickly grew out of it. I toke so infrequently that I'm almost always a tripshow and have to lie down.
I was hanging out with My sister and these two friends up at a Cottage on friday, and after I basically got wasted I just chilled in a big comfy chair and laughed at the goings-on in my head.
My sister wouldn't leave me alone.
She just kept going like "SIMON ARE YOU OKAY SIMON DO YOU WANT TO LIE DOWN SIMON DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE SIMON DO YOU WANT SOME WATER SIMON SIMON SIMON."
I tried to be polite, telling her I was fine and that I just needed to be alone somewhere quiet, but she kept badgering me to the point where I told her to just fuck off.
Here are some recordings I made when they left me at the cottage on a rowboat.
http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm...=629615427.wav
http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm...=874977834.wav