The Rhyming Thread! -

mr.odd · #31 08-24-2009, 11:09 AM

what rhymes with orange?
why its... door henge...

Sekto Springs · #32 08-24-2009, 11:12 AM

Nice try but NO.
I like... snow.

OANST · #33 08-24-2009, 11:36 AM

:

whats with the William Shakespeare-styled writing?
i don't find its contents very inviting.

(meant for Used

)

What? English?

Wings of Fire · #34 08-24-2009, 11:54 AM

Billy Shakespeare of the Pun
A language didactic (On him) I would shun.

shaman · #35 08-24-2009, 11:54 AM

Lately the replies to this thread have skyrocketed.
I think i am going to print it and pocket it.

Wings of Fire · #36 08-24-2009, 11:55 AM

Sirah, that rhyme was vulgar and ever so crass
For my contributions you can kiss my ass.

shaman · #37 08-24-2009, 11:57 AM

For your information i did try my best.
As for your proposition ... i hope you don't jest

Wings of Fire · #38 08-24-2009, 11:58 AM

In any discussion on literature theory
Your homoeroticism makes me weary.

MA · #39 08-24-2009, 12:02 PM

once again we are talking about gays,
jesus christ, this has been going on for days.

OANST · #40 08-24-2009, 12:06 PM

Days is not right. That is fallacy.
Years is more accurate. It's a drop in the sea.

used:) · #41 08-24-2009, 12:07 PM

Why are MA's rhymes so much grander?
He bloody plows fields through all the land, durr.

AlexFili · #42 08-24-2009, 12:15 PM

My message right now is full of lofty boasts,
For I had 1337 posts.

MA · #43 08-24-2009, 12:19 PM

cure us BM, i see you are hovering,
you had enough? are you not bothering?

AlexFili · #44 08-24-2009, 12:36 PM

He simply does not have the time,
to think of a suitably witty rhyme.

MA · #45 08-24-2009, 12:37 PM

until we have seen his yellow AIDS ridden sack of cum,
this thread will persist, it will never be done.

AlexFili · #46 08-24-2009, 12:38 PM

mollucks assistant... I must now say,
you rhyme a lot this time of day.

MA · #47 08-24-2009, 12:40 PM

it must be something in the water,
but i do not know if it will falter.

AlexFili · #48 08-24-2009, 12:41 PM

It better had, or maybe not,
I think I might have lost the plot

MA · #49 08-24-2009, 12:46 PM

you are quite mad already my friend,
this place drives you around the bend.

Dixanadu · #50 08-24-2009, 04:31 PM

I doubt OWF can drive one insane,
But being trolled by Kastere can be a pain.

Havoc · #51 08-24-2009, 11:18 PM

This topic still sucks... in my pants,
It doesn't make sense and that's my stance.

Phylum · #52 08-25-2009, 12:33 AM

Then why contribute as you do?
I think I'll go read Whinnie ther Pooh.

(I was reading the world of Christopher Robin today,
My friends found it rather gay)

AlexFili · #53 08-25-2009, 01:28 AM

I'm going to see Inglorious today to improve my diction,
According to Metacritic it's better than Pulp Fiction.

MeechMunchie · #54 08-25-2009, 05:01 AM

I've missed so much,
But now I'm here,
I can't think of a rhyme.
Oh dear!

MA · #55 08-25-2009, 08:31 AM

is anyone else blocked from Rich's blog?
i don't understand? whats up with that, dawg?

^ ignore this rhyme, it can now be seen, ^
don't worry about it people, he's in the green.

in other news, i fell through a wall,
it was at my grandparents, i felt such a fool.

MeechMunchie · #56 08-26-2009, 05:26 AM

Wall and fool? It does not rhyme!
But you cannot win all of the time.

OddjobAbe · #57 08-30-2009, 12:49 PM

I cannot believe I have been reduced to posting in this thread,
I believe that I should shut down the computer and go to bed.

MeechMunchie · #58 08-31-2009, 04:29 AM

I haven't slept for many weeks;
These forums cause my brain to leak.

Ridg3 · #59 08-31-2009, 06:19 AM

Everyone thought Fritzl was a glorious fella',
Until they found out what was inside his cellar.

AlienMagi · #60 08-31-2009, 06:40 AM

I think people still do not get the way of doing this like Nate explained...