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Hey, I resent the implications of this thread.

The longtime bullies in my school only ever turned out to be half right.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
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Can I please modify your user name to Strike Bitch?

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07-09-2009, 06:54 PM
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A straight man from Portugal? Get the fuck out.
Strangely, 100% of the Portuguese men I know are gay.
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Hi I'm Kareel. Im a really nice person but I can be a bit bitchy if i'm rubbed the wrong way. Anyway I hope i have a good time here
Hi Kareel- I hope you don't lurk, it's too much fun here to be doing that.

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A straight man from Portugal? Get the fuck out.


No, really. Get the fuck out.
Yeah, I'm straight. =P And no, you'd cry if I did so. You'd miss me. I know you would.

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Strangely, 100% of the Portuguese men I know are gay.
WTH? Lmao! Then you must know the wrong people. XD I've never met gay people in here. Those guys must be Brazilian or something.
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How would you know someone is gay just by talking to them?
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WTH? Lmao! Then you must know the wrong people. XD I've never met gay people in here. Those guys must be Brazilian or something.
No, he's definately from Portugal.
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How would you know someone is gay just by talking to them?
Gesture + clothing + giving hands to other guys + the fact he might be trying to hit on to you. That's how you spot a gay person. Seen couple o' guys like that in the street (actually, only two).
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Gesture + clothing + giving hands to other guys + the fact he might be trying to hit on to you. That's how you spot a gay person. Seen couple o' guys like that in the street (actually, only two).
Actually that's how you spot a camp person.
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Well, if you spot a guy giving another guy a hand-job*, that's probably a reliable guess, irrespective of personality or demeanor. Ditto for hitting on another guy.




* I assume this is what he meant. How else can I interpret 'giving hand'?
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Holding hands?
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Holding hands?
That. XD
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Yeah, I tried to hold hands with one of my friends when we were on the subway and he was absolutely terrified of it, some people are just nice/hold less value to social norms.

And I flirt with many straight guys who flirt back.
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I won't even hold hands with April. Not even when alone. If I'm not currently in the process of fucking you, I don't want to be touched by you. I like my personal space.
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Well I'm straight, but I'm not in the 0.1% because I obviously don't exist

Welcome anywho

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Yerh I don't like holding hands with anyone, it's just... "one of those things".
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I'm not a hand holding sort of person either. I prefer to hold ginormous wang.

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Nah, that's not special to me. I can hold ginormous wang whenever I want.
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Well.

Fuck you guys .
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no one wanted to go near me when i got home from work for all those years, so this probably had a mental effect on me not to hold hands.

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But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
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No. Strike Bitch.

Bitch.

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You can modify my title to say " Resident fuckwit".

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How about:

THE FAUX ZIM

Ass. You call yourself a fangirl?
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I wish to post a formal complaint

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