Its My Birthday!

[Oddey]

Well thanks for making me a birthday thread didn't exspect it!
And why do so many people hate me on this forum, i'm just a simple guy that likes Oddworld, so please stop calling me!

People do not hate you... Ok maybe some people do, but if you're talking about the "dick" discussion, they were talking to each other. Not you. Or at least I have a feeling they were. Just because a post is in your thread saying something like "Your such a doofus" doesn't necsesarily mean they're talking to you. If they are they'll usually quote it or you can ask if it was directed at you. Also the people who do it to you probrably just like your reaction.

Also I don't hate you. Just start spelling better, stop being so rash (I myself have been so in the past I'm certain.), and don't act like somebody pissed on you if they call you a moron on the internet. It's an empty threat, it's an empty statement. If a person on the other side of the world screamed "Crashpunk I hate you!" you wouldn't react, as you can't hear it.

Oh and Happy Birthday once again.

[Pilot]

Having a sense of humility AND a sense of humor both will perform miracles for your popularity.

[Killy]

Happy belated birthday, hope you had a good one.

[Strike Witch]

There are dildos ya know..... those count too for lezzies.

But they really aren't the same as a pink wrinkly floppy thing that suddenly becomes stiff and crotch-invading.

So

*raises hand*

[Pilot]

But they really aren't the same as a pink wrinkly floppy thing that suddenly becomes stiff and crotch-invading.

Hah! You know I had to read that over about 5 times before I got it.

Hmm?

Whu..... huh?

Ah.......oh OH!

Heh heh... I get it now.

PI-FOR-BRAINS