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mitsur · #31 01-14-2009, 08:26 PM

I wash my hands of this thread. I have no doubt it will quickly disentegrate into sexual comments disguised in only the most transparent of suggestions.

***Nate*** · #32 01-14-2009, 10:22 PM

That's what she said...

Nemo · #33 01-15-2009, 09:11 AM

Include me in that percentage.

Hooray for technical demographics.

Mac Sirloin · #34 01-17-2009, 09:47 AM

Huh, surprised I didn't use this sooner.

Anonyman! · #35 01-17-2009, 08:01 PM

Yeah. That pretty much nails it.

Pilot · #36 01-18-2009, 02:29 PM

Sir Ian McKellen is the MAN.

That other guy..... is the woMAN, I guess.

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I wash my hands of this thread.

See, again with the hands. Whatever you're using is what's making them so soft.... Dawn? Dove? ...... semen, as Peter suggests? Either that or it's our constant abuse making you soft.

Kimon · #37 01-18-2009, 02:30 PM

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Very much like black people calling each other 'niggers'. It's okay brother to brother but for a white guy to call a black guy the same will cause some problems and is "racist."

For the record, it's "nigga", and if you're white and friends with a black dude, it usually isn't a problem.

Pilot · #38 01-18-2009, 02:35 PM

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For the record, it's "nigga", and if you're white and friends with a black dude, it usually isn't a problem.

Ah yes, you do have a point there.....

God, I'm so white. Nigger. That's like singing Bob Marley, except instead of saying "We're Jammin'..." you say, "We're Jamming!"

magic9mushroom · #39 01-19-2009, 07:38 AM

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Just figured it would be better as a discussion on its' own.

So, what makes a fag a fag? is it the act? the intent? The fantasy of getting raped by a starfish?

Discuss.

Please cease this annoyingness, Ghost. It's just dumb. I have no interest in sticking my penis anywhere.

Hobo · #40 01-19-2009, 09:11 AM

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Ah yes, you do have a point there.....

God, I'm so white. Nigger. That's like singing Bob Marley, except instead of saying "We're Jammin'..." you say, "We're Jamming!"

Surely: We are Jamming.

OANST · #41 01-19-2009, 09:34 AM

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Surely: We are Jamming.

Actually, for all you too white bitches, it's "We be jammin'". Christ, people.

Anonyman! · #42 01-19-2009, 09:39 AM

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Please cease this annoyingness, Ghost. It's just dumb. I have no interest in sticking my penis anywhere.

Yes you do. Stop being a weenie.

Pilot · #43 01-19-2009, 10:02 AM

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Yes you do. Stop being a weenie.

Yeah. Plus, I've got your weenie right here.

Leto · #44 01-19-2009, 10:22 AM

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Yes you do. Stop being a weenie.

Srsly this. Give it like 3 years and you'll be drinking beer, having sex with a woman and possibly ejaculating on their teary face (granted they are Italian).

Strike Witch · #45 01-19-2009, 01:28 PM

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annoyingness

Annoyman amirite

but seriously, it's not about you, it's just inspired by you.

Bullet Magnet · #46 01-19-2009, 04:53 PM

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I have always been flattered when I get hit on by a gay man.

That so happens to be the only way I ever get "hit on".

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Your sexuality is a genetic predisposition, it takes environmental and social factors to trigger a long term preference.

While that is a possibility, the proximate and ultimate explanations for the existance of homosexuality have yet to be asserted.

Pilot · #47 01-19-2009, 04:56 PM

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That so happens to be the only way I ever get "hit on".

How? By being a straight man flattered by being hit on by a gay?

***Wil*** · #48 01-19-2009, 04:57 PM

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That so happens to be the only way I ever get "hit on".

Am I not the only one to have?

Wings of Fire · #49 01-19-2009, 04:59 PM

Which will almost certainly be a more long winded version of that simple statement, not saying that a fully scientific explanation isn't preferable but that simple statement coincides with twin studies, observable reactions, case studies and certain neurological stories.

Also the law of Parsimony almost guarantees my being right, unless of course Religion is right.

Bullet Magnet · #50 01-19-2009, 05:06 PM

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Am I not the only one to have?

That's a negative, Cap.

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Which will almost certainly be a more long winded version of that simple statement, not saying that a fully scientific explanation isn't preferable but that simple statement coincides with twin studies, observable reactions, case studies and certain neurological stories.

Also the law of Parsimony almost guarantees my being right, unless of course Religion is right.

It's not the only plausible statement that fits. I'm not saying you are wrong or that I disagree that it could be the case, I've suggested it many times before. But there simply isn't the evidence or explanatory theory to make such a claim with that level of certainty, that's all.

magic9mushroom · #51 01-20-2009, 04:14 AM

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Yes you do. Stop being a weenie.

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Yeah. Plus, I've got your weenie right here.

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Srsly this. Give it like 3 years and you'll be drinking beer, having sex with a woman and possibly ejaculating on their teary face (granted they are Italian).

Why? Why are you behaving like such kids?

Strike Witch · #52 01-20-2009, 04:21 AM

Because adults can be giggly little shits too and you have not yet realized this?

Pilot · #53 01-20-2009, 08:45 AM

Because a sense of humor we have. Plus, my weenie statement wasn't even directed toward you so I would suggest not taking things so personally.

OANST · #54 01-20-2009, 09:13 AM

Pilot just loves weenies. He really, really likes them. A lot.

Pilot · #55 01-20-2009, 09:20 AM

Well YEAH, I've even been called a Big Weenie.

*cough*

Does that make me gay by the terms endeared in this thread?

Bullet Magnet · #56 01-20-2009, 09:26 AM

I think we'd be pissing in the ocean by that point.

Pilot · #57 01-20-2009, 12:18 PM

Like some people, the ocean likes being peed in.

Bullet Magnet · #58 01-20-2009, 12:28 PM

You want to leave this room.

OANST · #59 01-20-2009, 12:31 PM

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You want to leave this room.

Similar feelings here. Pilot, you sick bastard, I'm never sure if I should congratulate you on the new lows you have discovered or wet myself in disgust and fear.

I tried hard to think of something on topic to add but I came up empty.

Bullet Magnet · #60 01-20-2009, 12:33 PM

I'm trying to figure out how that would even work without then filing a malpractice suit against your surgeon.