The Never Ending Story -

mitsur · #31 01-04-2009, 09:58 AM

....his hand, acting in it's own intrests, tilted upward. The spray of semen hit the cable guy directly in...

shaman · #32 01-04-2009, 01:05 PM

the face, and even more unfortunate for him was the fact that...

Wings of Fire · #33 01-04-2009, 01:08 PM

...Shaman had posted the last part of his story. With his new in depth knowledge of fourth wall maneuvers however he sought to...

OddjobAbe · #34 01-04-2009, 01:25 PM

...wring the necks of anyone thinking of a new part of his story. To his disbelief, someone...

Anonyman! · #35 01-04-2009, 03:40 PM

...decided to punish the cable guy because of his newly discovered wisdom. His punishment ended up being...

Strike Witch · #36 01-04-2009, 04:42 PM

..having to read every one of shaman's posts. This was too much for him so he...

Wings of Fire · #37 01-04-2009, 04:48 PM

...decided never to break the fourth wall again, a promise he was destined to keep. Meanwhile in nearby...

mitsur · #38 01-04-2009, 07:07 PM

...etchasketchastan, an earthquake utterly destroyed the fledgling middle eastern country. This total irrelevancy to the events at hand didn't mean a thing to the cable guy as he....

Daxter King · #39 01-04-2009, 07:19 PM

was waiting in the line at the local DMV, behind two jews, and an old man who didn't understand English. Never the less, he wouldn't let this slow him down for...

Pilot · #40 01-04-2009, 08:36 PM

...what he was feeling at that moment that the two Hasidic Jews standing in line in front of him were totally babe-a-licious. So to the man who didn't understand english he whispered 'border partol' and he suddenly disappeared like the wind. Now, having nothing between the two Jews and himself...

Laser · #41 01-05-2009, 03:53 AM

...he grabbed a local famer's shears which were laying on the floor and proceeded to circumcise himself. But 40,000 years into the future a man with a large hammer made of a strange metal sensed something...

OddjobAbe · #42 01-05-2009, 07:03 AM

...was amiss when he heard a scream. The circumcision had turned into castration, and so...

OANST · #43 01-05-2009, 09:57 AM

...the seed baby, which we met way back in the time of Steve's rage, decided to intervene. Clutching his time cape, the baby....

Anonyman! · #44 01-05-2009, 12:57 PM

...traveled to the DMV and crudely glued the penis back where it belonged, albeit upside down. The cable guy...

Pilot · #45 01-05-2009, 01:43 PM

..then screamed, "If God had meant it that way we'd all be pissing in our faces!"

*Time Passes*

.........

*Mo' Time Passes*

"My dick is still upside down!" uttered the Cable Guy, still standing with his pants down in the middle of the busy DMV; all of the customers completely aloof. He thought, 'well what happened during all that passing time... did I even......

OddjobAbe · #46 01-05-2009, 01:52 PM

...finishing watching that peculiar film with all those children finding that ship at the end?"
Suddenly, a dying...

Pilot · #47 01-05-2009, 01:55 PM

....foaming squirrel jostled....

Daxter King · #48 01-06-2009, 07:21 PM

...an ancient evil of epic proportions. This evil was the greatest evil known to squirrel and man alike, it chose to take the form of....

Pilot · #49 01-06-2009, 07:46 PM

...a disposable douchebag of DOOM! It was regretful that the douchebag's only method of defeat was...

OddjobAbe · #50 01-08-2009, 09:02 AM

...to use tambourines to beat things senseless. Unfortunately, it not only lacked tambourines, but lacked...

OANST · #51 01-08-2009, 12:37 PM

....appendages to bang them with. However, unbeknownst to our heroes (whoever the fuck they are at the moment), a giant poo splattered....

shaman · #52 01-08-2009, 12:42 PM

them in the face and sent them both hurling backwards into a feild.

there they met timmy the testicle who said with alarm...

Zerox · #53 01-08-2009, 01:10 PM

...that he seemed detached from his sister testicle, Timmette. Thus, the three warriors of light, darkness and the bit-in-between decided to help restore him to his former state, something slightly less boring than standing around might happen. The three warriors...

Anonyman! · #54 01-08-2009, 04:30 PM

...decided to start their dangerous journey by heading to the airport. While passing through security, Timmy the Testicle saw...

Daxter King · #55 01-08-2009, 05:31 PM

..a knife, the knife then stabbed him to death, while at the same moment across the world, an Indian man was eating his sister. Just then, airport security....

shaman · #56 01-10-2009, 08:02 AM

discovered a large ammount of pure heroin in bugs bunny's bag.

in a vain attempt to escape the law, bugs bunny...

Kimon · #57 01-10-2009, 01:34 PM

...gazed skyward, only to be captivated by the beauty of the North Star. Enchanted by it's glorious luminescence, a single tear fell from Bugs' furry face and into a pool of...

Zerox · #58 01-11-2009, 07:54 AM

...Timmy's blood/semen, which in combination with the tear mutated into a giant lust beast. Advancing on the warriors trying to get through customs, moaning sensually as it crushed x-ray vision Bugs Bunny to death, they reacted by...

Fil The Slig · #59 01-11-2009, 09:58 AM

Throwing with Shit and Abe-Head's at George Bush.

Zerox · #60 01-11-2009, 10:47 AM

...the warriors then woke up from the short hallucination caused by the hroniness aroused in them caused by the beast, and prepared for the real assault by...