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Dude, you and I both know that the British have lights at their front doors.
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Not really. Some porches have lights, but they’re only good for taking your shoes off, not for use as a status report on your presence/absence/miserliness. Fact is, trick-or-treating here is not so common that you can call any confectionery non-stockist a killjoy. I lived on a suburban street with plenty of families with young children, and we got trick-or-treaters maybe three or four years out of the 19 I was there. Not worth it.
Maybe in parts of the U.S. you can get a neighbourly sensation out of strangers’ children showing up on your doorstep desiring goodies, but on the whole, we don’t. If someone rung on my door and told me, ‘Hi, the school just up the road is organizing a trick-or-treat outing tomorrow evening, would you like to be called upon/will you be here/how do you feel about my quickly installing a light above your door?’ then I’d feel less inclined to be pissed off.