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  #31  
10-07-2008, 04:18 AM
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Even Jesus?
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10-07-2008, 04:28 AM
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I'd molotov cocktail my neighbor's stupid barking dog and die a happy person.

Or feed it a meatball full of broken glass. The other way would be more fun though; i'd get to play with fire and alchohol!
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10-07-2008, 06:35 AM
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I really can't answer this until I get some specifics. What time of day and how noisy will it be?
Hmm...

How about it will end at midnight tomorrow, and it won't be noisey but you will see it gradually come closer ( like a huge meteor or something)

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10-07-2008, 06:44 AM
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I'd go to the shops. Break into them and steal all the sweets and junk food I could, eat it while chucking bricks at chavs. And run off before they kill me earlier than the world does.
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10-08-2008, 05:44 AM
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And with all the people on this forum who are of the 'opposite persuasion,' who could possibly not imagine the amount of male sex that would be indulged in?? I know I would.
You assume we all like each other.
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10-08-2008, 06:19 AM
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Your Mother.
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10-08-2008, 08:19 AM
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The last thing I'd do is go onto a private island, pretend to be James Bond, blow it up, and broadcast everywhere that S.P.E.C.T.R.E. deserves a good kick.

Seriously? I'd steal everything I ever wanted and put the time I had to good use. Around the end I beleive I'd watch the impending doom, whilst listening to Doom music at full blast. Creative right?
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10-08-2008, 08:40 AM
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You assume we all like each other.
No, I don't assume that but the impression I get is that we've got a bunch of horndogs here. lol
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10-08-2008, 09:39 AM
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Steal everything you’ve ever wanted? Just for the hell of it, or would you be able to do stuff with it in the time you had left?
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10-08-2008, 12:02 PM
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At midnight I would be at my computer, thus dying the way I lived: ridiculing somebody's logic.
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10-08-2008, 01:04 PM
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Honestly, I'd probably just be doing something I loved- like working on a project or art or something the last few moments instead of something else out of sudden momentary inhibition.
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10-08-2008, 01:15 PM
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Pull off a Heist, that always sounded fun.

Then go and do unspeakable things...
If the world were to end tomorrow nobody would bother stopping you... nor would anybody be in the place you're hosting the heist.

I would probably spend my last day trying to avoid being murdered, in order to see what the end of the world is like. I would then steal a Bentley just to drive my dream car.
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10-08-2008, 02:27 PM
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I would try every drug known to man. Then I would go to where I work and take all the lazy employees and nail their bodies to my roof. Then I'd go raid a candy shop. The literal kind. Then I would have sex with a guy I think is really hot so I won't die a virgin.
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10-09-2008, 11:10 PM
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If the world ended, then I would say, "Oops, sorry guys"

Or I'd just screw whatever was closest to me.
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10-10-2008, 07:04 AM
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If the world ended, then I would say, "Oops, sorry guys"

Or I'd just screw whatever was closest to me.


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10-10-2008, 08:25 AM
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May god have mercy if you had actual sex with the women Mudling

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10-10-2008, 10:30 PM
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I'd like to revise my previous comment about what'd I do.

In my last days, I would probably tell everyone what I really think of them, get completely smashed, and watch, play, or do whatever suited my fancy.

I.E. The previous fantasy, except with pants on.
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10-11-2008, 12:37 AM
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May god have mercy if you had actual sex with the women Mudling
I doubt he would physically be able to without inventing some sort of complex system of pulleys and levers, and he would probably be out of time by then.
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useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
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10-11-2008, 09:01 AM
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Cry?
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10-11-2008, 02:06 PM
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Hey who said anything about women?
But seriously, ok, ok, you got me, I'll side step here and find the next thing I come across, but you can be hardly be picky when you and everyone else is about to die.
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10-12-2008, 12:08 PM
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Parachute jump!

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I mean spend time with family and friends!
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11-08-2008, 01:39 AM
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I would like to meet all my dear ones and pray to God for everything that he gave us
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11-08-2008, 01:47 AM
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I would like to meet all my dear ones and pray to God for everything that he gave us
And has subsequently just taken away...
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11-08-2008, 05:13 AM
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Yeah, nice one God.
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It's like giving someone candy, and when they're one bite into it, snatching it out their hand, throwing it to the ground, stomping on it, dousing it with gasoline, lighting it on fire, and putting out the fire with your own pee.
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11-08-2008, 12:33 PM
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Then I'd FUCKING FIND YOU.

Also, RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
Holy shit u stole my idea...!
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Not in a million years

I'd sex. Everything.

Alcar...
Would you sex me too? XD

I think I'd go out and destroy everything I could destroy.
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And has subsequently just taken away...
LMAO
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I would go to school and shoot all those stuck-up trolls at my school. They are bitches, so everyone would be happeh
Oh, and I would go and nick all that yummy fudge that they sell in that art shop in town.
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I would go to school and shoot all those stuck-up trolls at my school. They are bitches, so everyone would be happeh
Do you have your trench coat picked out? I think this post shows a bit more of your personality than you intended.
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