Up, Down and across

[Mac Sirloin]

^ Is a mod, a FAAAAAAAAAAABLULOOOOUS! mod.
< Is posting in this thread for a second time, and is tired.
V Also wants to have sex with me.

[AlienMagi]

^ Wants to have sex with me by saying V also wants to have sex with me.
< Doesn't want to have sex with Kastere
V Is another homosexual in the OWF

[Wil]

↑ Secretly wants to have sex with Kastere.
← Secretly wants to have sex with Kastere.
↓ Secretly wants to run around school/work naked.

[Leto]

^ Loves cock
< Hell yeah wants to run around work and school naked
V DOESN'T love cock

[Wings of Fire]

^ Is cute
< Prefers turkey
V Is pretty

[Strike Witch]

^ Owes me money
< Owes me money
V Owers me money

[oddyssey]

^ Loves him/her very much

< Loves me

v Loves the next person to make this fourm better

[Mac Sirloin]

^ Will be very dissappointed

< Secretly wants to have sex with Kastere

V Will devour their first born child

[Strike Witch]

^ Will also be disappointed
< Is not having kids
V IS A FUCKING TRAITOR TO ALL MANKIND

[Anonyman!]

^ Smells of feet.

< Will discuss feet.

V Has nasty feet. EWWWW.

[Nate]

^ Should see a counsellor about that fetish.
< Wore a bathrobe at work for most of Friday.
V Will receive an infraction.

[Wil]

↑ Was obviously inspired by my ‘naked at work’ comment.
← Looks forward to his infraction.
↓ Is all of the above.

[Hobo]

^ Puts up with me crying
< Cries
V Is far too manly to cry

[Nate]

^^ Is incorrect about the context of my bathrobe.
^ Should be a man and stick up for himself.
< Should get a man and stick him up himself.
V Will be my new bitch.

[Hobo]

^Is contradicting his own advice
< Is Nate's bitch
V Is Nate's bitch

[AlienMagi]

^ Is Nate's bitch
< Is Nate's bitch
V Is not Nate's bitch

[Wil]

↟ Is Nate’s bitch.
↑ Is Nate’s bitch.
← Is not Nate’s type.
↓ Will receive negative rep for their post.

[AlienMagi]

^ Wants to be Nate's bitch, but can't be because he's not Nate's type.
< Secretly wants to be Max's bitch too.
V Is a simple whore wich no moderator wants for a bitch.

[Nate]

^ Is begging for a third infraction.
< Is wishing he had some privacy, to make himself his own bitch. So to speak.
V Will likely make some lewd joke.

[alf's brother's mate]

^ Tells many LIES!

< Annoyed because computer repeatedly gets blue screen of death and dad refuses to buy a new one.

V A gypsy of the most important order

[AlienMagi]

^ Should fix his computer
< Afraid of another infraction
V Will post another reply

[Mac Sirloin]

^ Will be bumraped by Will Ferrel and LOVE it.

< Wants his laundry done.

V Has sold out to the man

[AlienMagi]

^ Was bumraped by Will Ferrel and LOVED it, that's why he thinks I will love it.

< Will not be bumraped by anyone because I will lock myself inside of my room. Wait a minute, I allready am locked...

V Is Will Ferrel

[Mac Sirloin]

^ Is also in denial.

CARAMEL Denial.

< Ate some chicken just now, was tasty.

V Will meet a dark and handsome stranger.

[Wil]

↑ Doesn’t read instructions.
← Copies DVDs.
↓ Uses Internet chat rooms to scout for sexual partners.

[Oddey]

^ Gets his facts very wrong.
< Most likely sitting in front of some kind of screen.
v A pup named Scooby Doo.

I know I'm awful at insulting.

[AlienMagi]

^ Idiot
< Idiot
V Idiot

[Leto]

^ Wishes his username was nate_dog_woof
< Wishes his username was Super Munch
V Wishes their name was assmunching cuntflappette

[used:)]

^ One of the only awesome people left here.
< Should be doing his summer reading.
V Is stupid and thinks he/she knows everything.

[Nate]

^ Is accurate.
< Is being very rude and is eating in front of people who are fasting.
V Had better not be AlienMagi.