One of my big secrets -

Wings of Fire · #31 04-03-2008, 07:27 PM

This would be because you're a straight male

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There's simply nothing for the straight man in Oddworld until those h0t p1ccys of Skillya and Sam begin circulation.

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Fuzzle Guy · #32 04-04-2008, 03:03 AM

Or Jo Momma. You can't forget Jo Momma.

Havoc · #33 04-04-2008, 06:04 AM

Jo Momma? *Gets mental image* AAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!!!!!! AAAH!!

Wings of Fire · #34 04-04-2008, 06:12 AM

I could never forget Jo Momma.

*Buddum tshh*

.....I feel dirty.

T-nex · #35 04-04-2008, 11:55 AM

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This would be because you're a straight male

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There's simply nothing for the straight man in Oddworld until those h0t p1ccys of Skillya and Sam begin circulation.

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Ahhh.. Cmon.. What about Maggie??

She's pretty darn hot, don't you think?

Zerox · #36 04-04-2008, 12:47 PM

Not in the least.

What's wrong with you people? We need a poll on this later I think.

And, as an experiment...what do you guys think of Scrabs?

Wings of Fire · #37 04-04-2008, 01:06 PM

I see a Scrab as an incredibly potent sexual symbol due to its nobleness, raw power and the bloody shape of the thing.

Being borderline bi is fun ^^.

***Nate*** · #38 04-04-2008, 01:08 PM

Great abs, too...

Leto · #39 04-04-2008, 02:00 PM

And those sharp, spikelike legs! Great for ramming up teh bum. once the bleeding stops it kinda feels like shaving the insides of your intestines, only in a good way

Dont get me started on their beaks

***Wil*** · #40 04-04-2008, 02:27 PM

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I never fantasised about any of the Oddworld characters, there is nothing appealing about them at all.

I actually had an erotic dream about a Vykkers, once. Freaked me right out. Weird thing is, in the dream, it rejected me!

Grubbs. Seriously. Phwoar. Nothing more phallicious.

***Nate*** · #41 04-04-2008, 02:28 PM

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Nothing more phallicious.

What about a phallus?

***Wil*** · #42 04-04-2008, 02:53 PM

They tend to come connected to less enjoyable things. All those photos of them are misleading. In a sense, they are phallacious.

***Nate*** · #43 04-04-2008, 02:55 PM

A phallusy, eh?

***Wil*** · #44 04-04-2008, 02:58 PM

Phallagrantly.

Havoc · #45 04-04-2008, 06:32 PM

Oh yea the sheer awsome sexual power of the Scrab... can you imagine that trying to hump your leg?

And what about paramites, any girls dream I'm sure, right next to fleeches.

mudling · #46 04-04-2008, 09:03 PM

What has this to do with the OD?
But you've made me laugh nothertheless.
There's only one thing worse than arguing over the internet, argueing that you love someone over the internet...

horia_roks · #47 04-04-2008, 10:14 PM

Who loves Abe IS MENTALLY SICK (or mudophil). I think most of as love Abe... in THE OTHER way. Like me. And Scrab_at_duty. And almost evryone here.

Wings of Fire · #48 04-05-2008, 05:32 AM

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Who loves Abe IS MENTALLY SICK

He's so insecure about his sexuality you can feel it.

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And what about paramites, any girls dream I'm sure, right next to fleeches.

I'd argue Fleeches also have the potential to be powerful sex symbols, one word tongue

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What has this to do with the OD?

We are having an Oddworld Discussion, just a quite perverse and not entirely sane one.

Havoc · #49 04-05-2008, 06:04 AM

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I'd argue Fleeches also have the potential to be powerful sex symbols, one word tongue

That's why I wrote them down there in the first place...

abe619 · #50 04-05-2008, 08:07 AM

the big skull on necrum and some other skulls there scare me.

***Nate*** · #51 04-05-2008, 08:53 AM

That isn't quite on-topic but I have to ask whether you've read American Gods by Neil Gaiman, particularly the Queen of Sheba/Succubus chapter?

Havoc · #52 04-05-2008, 02:37 PM

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i have a very very very big secret so please people don't tell anyone please please.
i am a voraphile but i reducing it lately.

I'm feeling more normal by the minute!

Wings of Fire · #53 04-05-2008, 02:49 PM

Funny how a cute thread started by an innocent twelve year old girl quickly becomes something altogether more.....graphic.

Strike Witch · #54 04-05-2008, 06:26 PM

Oh shit, I found the OD forum again.

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i have a very very very big secret so please people don't tell anyone please please.
i am a voraphile but i reducing it lately.
and another thing the big skull on necrum and some other skulls there scare me.

"That's disgusting", says the Lolicon.

Leto · #55 04-05-2008, 10:59 PM

How have you been reducing it, Abe619, and why have you needed to reduce it? I'm interested.

Well, if this is a confessional now, I like trees.

in my arse

alf's brother's mate · #56 04-06-2008, 12:14 AM

Well you all suck because VP Aslik has done his name to me several times, and he is waaaay nicer than abe or stranger or any one else!

Thats why Dripik is always so commanding to him because he knows he's nicer than him.

ABM

Fuzzle Guy · #57 04-06-2008, 02:51 AM

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I like trees. in my arse

You sir, need serious help.

Strike Witch · #58 04-06-2008, 02:08 PM

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You sir, need serious help.

And probably a lot of Lube.

Leto · #59 04-06-2008, 07:00 PM

Lube doesn't help the splinters.

Salamander · #60 04-06-2008, 10:29 PM

This is by far the best OD topic I've seen since I joined.