Global warming. -

mudling · #31 01-14-2008, 06:16 AM

Global warming is a myth :K
Besides, haven't you seen that end of the world movie? Australians are the last to be wiped out.
Seriously it is quite worrying, but now my family is trying to do their bit for the planet, by making me walk everywhere, sure it may have seemed like a good idea at first, but I realy do put alot in my pack.
Anyways, at least my parents will quit with the "We'll finally have a waterfront" joke
The thing about Australia is that while it does not have many mountains, so global warming doesn't seem to be affecting us, as soon as something big happens, we have a whole heap of low lying island refugees, and our country's pretty flat it'self.
I mean, like at the floods we had this christmas? I could of been up there if I wasn't over seas, plenty of my freinds were.
I always thought AUstralia was pretty safe. but now thinking about it, we could be screwed before my parents say "At least we found a cure for the drought"

abe is now! · #32 01-14-2008, 07:02 AM

Some dates:
2060: Greenland and Labrador coast has glacers no more: the hot water will fall in the Atlantic, and so the Gulf Stream will be stopped. The Northwest coast of Europe in the winter will be cold as cold as North Pole now because the hot water of Gulf Stream will not warm that coast.
2080: the world has not any galcer. And a new glaciation will start.
This is what I know and what everybody can find in Internet. This is just a very small version. I don't want to be alarmist, but we must think that we can't continues to pollute the atmosphere.
I attach an image of Greenland: it proves how much the glacers has been dissolved by heat from 1992 to 2002.

mudling · #33 01-14-2008, 07:23 AM

Well, there is a chance that the new up coming global ice age (Why is humanity so obsesed with their doom?) could balance out global warming, unless, as Alan Gore states, global warming triggers the next iceage, in which we get a bit of both, and are screwed, which we already are.
But has anyone seriously considered seeking out a livable planet, and abandoning earth?
I mean, like the entire population evacuating earth, gradually, when a disaster is about to strike.

abe is now! · #34 01-14-2008, 07:29 AM

We wouldn't live on another planet. The Earth is the only one in the universe livable. Anyway if a new glaciation will stop Global warming, the pollution will stay.

mudling · #35 01-14-2008, 08:01 AM

How do we know that?
Come on, I'm sure the Americans can create a new one.
Actually, scientific discoverys have lead to a theory that there could be many more life giving planets out there.

Wings of Fire · #36 01-14-2008, 08:49 AM

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We wouldn't live on another planet. The Earth is the only one in the universe livable. Anyway if a new glaciation will stop Global warming, the pollution will stay.

I hope to god you mean Solar System unless of course you DO actually know everything and it is I that is the ass.

You still fail.

Oddey · #37 01-14-2008, 09:59 AM

I blame America for Global warming. But sure they can easily make a new planet. Of course you're going to need a green card to live there. That's just good buisness. Ice Age doesn't sound too bad except for the part that a good deal of the world is going to flood. Abe is Now knows a good deal of things including the fact that he's been everywhere in the universe.

Mac Sirloin · #38 01-14-2008, 11:05 AM

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I blame America for Global warming.

You shut your whore mouth, blaming any specific country is about as useful as saying "KILLING DUBYA WIILL SAVE US!"

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But sure they can easily make a new planet. Of course you're going to need a green card to live there.

Your wit Is surpassed only by your stupidity.

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That's just good buisness. Ice Age doesn't sound too bad except for the part that a good deal of the world is going to flood. Abe is Now knows a good deal of things including the fact that he's been everywhere in the universe.

God you're stupid.

Alpha Centauri is though to have habitable planets(s), and a deep space probe would no doubt prove they we're all just lazy fucks.

I am hoping the Hardon cillider will end everything nice and quick, or maybe for some Resonance Cascade up in this motherfucker.

Zerox · #39 01-14-2008, 12:03 PM

I think it would be perfectly and reasonably possible to stop global warming right now, however, that ain't gonna happen, our governments aren't going to pull together immediately and stop using coal and oil etc. completely, blah blah blah. It ain't gonna happen, they're all in denial, loads of stupid idiots saying "Oh, it's happened before!" BS...
I mean, the governments are allegedly trying to sort things out, but efforts so far have been absolutely pathetic. Virtually all politicians are old, uncaring a*sholes, so for them they're either in denial or just think they're gonna die before then and couldn't care less. That's humans and our stupid political systems for ya. And, well, the whole of human society's system.

I think I accepted that we're very much screwed a loooooooooong time ago. Just try and make the best of what we can at the moment, since it's quite clear non of our leaders, the ones that can actually do anything, couldn't care less and are far too busy beating up Lesser Developed Economically Countries for oil and making some BS "We're helping them out by shooting them all" stories.

***Wil*** · #40 01-14-2008, 12:30 PM

Ah, the optimism of youth.

Zerox · #41 01-14-2008, 12:33 PM

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Ah, the optimism of youth.

Hey, I'm merely the reflection of our overall society, and one of the few people who actually realises what's going on around here, and the fact that it's total b*llocks.

Mojo · #42 01-14-2008, 12:34 PM

Why do we need a Global Warning? Can't we just stick to OWF?

EDIT: Wait...

I should be afraid from Global Warming, since most of our county is below sealevel... Though I don't fear it, cause we are such good dike-builders. Hell, even the mighty US of A has asked our help :P.

Fluid · #43 01-14-2008, 12:35 PM

We could evolve into amphibians and have fins..

or we could build a giant boat and put a whole bunch of animals two by twos and have a giant orgy...

wichever u like best

Bullet Magnet · #44 01-14-2008, 12:42 PM

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Actually, scientific discoverys have lead to a theory that there could be many more life giving planets out there.

Yeah, but we have to both find them and then get there. And hope that there is not already someone or something living there, which would be an ethical nightmare.

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Well, there is a chance that the new up coming global ice age (Why is humanity so obsesed with their doom?) could balance out global warming, unless, as Alan Gore states, global warming triggers the next iceage, in which we get a bit of both, and are screwed, which we already are.

Actually, we are still in the same ice age as we've been in for hundreds of thousands of years. But a period of deglaciation.
But the apocalyptic images of frozen London and New York and Paris seems to be unlikely, if not impossible, the last I heard about it.

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But has anyone seriously considered seeking out a livable planet, and abandoning earth?
I mean, like the entire population evacuating earth, gradually, when a disaster is about to strike.

We don't even have a rocket that can escape the Earth's gravity these days. Also, the world's population increases faster than we could possibly get people off of the planet.

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Ice Age doesn't sound too bad except for the part that a good deal of the world is going to flood.

Extensive reglaciation is accompanied by a drop in sea level as the water is locked up as ice on land. Widespread floods and glaciations do not accompany one another.

Mojo · #45 01-14-2008, 12:46 PM

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We could evolve into amphibians and have fins..

or we could build a giant boat and put a whole bunch of animals two by twos and have a giant orgy...

wichever u like best

You mean you wanna have sex with a person, and include lots and lots of animals?

Perv!
Compared to you, even Havoc seems normal! (No offense, Havoc XD:P)

Wings of Fire · #46 01-14-2008, 01:04 PM

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We could evolve into amphibians and have fins..

or we could build a giant boat and put a whole bunch of animals two by twos and have a giant orgy...

wichever u like best

This guy could become president.

Instant solutions to all our problems with a sprig of well vocalized humor.

Strike Witch · #47 01-14-2008, 01:10 PM

Hmm.

Maybe we SHOULD kill Bush.

Perhaps he'll glow and a treasure chest containing a "Magic Staff Of Climate Change +1" will pop out.

Bullet Magnet · #48 01-14-2008, 01:27 PM

At the very least you could mount his head on a wall and then up the rent you charge your tenants.

mudling · #49 01-14-2008, 02:47 PM

Guys, why kill him? It's all his fault for global wamring, so make him fix it, whilst discovering new planets, a way to get there, a way to slow down the population peacefully, envolving us into amphibians, building a giant boat, give us his majic staff, and destroy america, thus all of our problems are solved.
Actually, if you want to get all technically and fastacically, AL gore could of been president of America, and he could of made America contribute more to stopping global warming, but no, Americans voted so close that Bush could cheat, who's also American, and those cousins of his who cheated were also american, and then you could blame the founders of america, and then the English, but the English could never of forseen this so it's not their fualt, no, it's all America's fault.
And don't even start me on the dinosuars.
And Kastere, don't chuck a nut, I was joking, I'm sure Oddey was too

Strike Witch · #50 01-14-2008, 03:53 PM

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Guys, why kill him? It's all his fault for global wamring, so make him fix it, whilst discovering new planets, a way to get there, a way to slow down the population peacefully, envolving us into amphibians, building a giant boat, give us his majic staff, and destroy america, thus all of our problems are solved.
Actually, if you want to get all technically and fastacically, AL gore could of been president of America, and he could of made America contribute more to stopping global warming, but no, Americans voted so close that Bush could cheat, who's also American, and those cousins of his who cheated were also american, and then you could blame the founders of america, and then the English, but the English could never of forseen this so it's not their fualt, no, it's all America's fault.
And don't even start me on the dinosuars.
And Kastere, don't chuck a nut, I was joking, I'm sure Oddey was too

God Fucking Damnit, Use the goddamn return key!

Walls of text are annoying and irritating.

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Guys, why kill him?

It's all his fault for global wamring, so make him fix it, whilst discovering new planets, a way to get there, a way to slow down the population peacefully, envolving us into amphibians, building a giant boat, give us his majic staff, and destroy america, thus all of our problems are solved.
Actually, if you want to get all technically and fastacically, AL gore could of been president of America, and he could of made America contribute more to stopping global warming, but no, Americans voted so close that Bush could cheat, who's also American, and those cousins of his who cheated were also american, and then you could blame the founders of america, and then the English, but the English could never of forseen this so it's not their fualt, no, it's all America's fault.

And don't even start me on the dinosuars.

And Kastere, don't chuck a nut, I was joking, I'm sure Oddey was too

And the worst part is that you used fucking massive, run-on sentences too. JESUS.

Oddey · #51 01-15-2008, 02:15 AM

Thank you Mudling for I was joking other than the first sentance and I also thank Kastere for pointing out the fact that I'm stupid because I can't deny it I am an idiot.

skillyaslig · #52 01-15-2008, 03:19 AM

People get savage around here. Too many n00bs...hehe, what a word....
Well, global warming has been happening for a while, as we know, but our human activities have speeded it up, and now we will die in an ice age, or flee and become moon people.

Bullet Magnet · #53 01-15-2008, 03:45 AM

I despair for science education, I really do.

***Wil*** · #54 01-15-2008, 04:38 AM

There’s your future career for you, BM: something high up in the education system.

abe is now! · #55 01-15-2008, 11:50 AM

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Hmm.

Maybe we SHOULD kill Bush.

Perhaps he'll glow and a treasure chest containing a "Magic Staff Of Climate Change +1" will pop out.

No, we MUST: he didn't sign Kyoto protocol and Australians too. I hope new president will sign it.

Mac Sirloin · #56 01-15-2008, 12:25 PM

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People get savage around here. Too many n00bs...hehe, what a word....
Well, global warming has been happening for a while, as we know, but our human activities have speeded it up, and now we will die in an ice age, or flee and become moon people.

Hahaha, except us Canadians, we're used to the cold.

Bullet Magnet · #57 01-15-2008, 03:28 PM

You call that cold? That's short-sleeve weather during a glaciation.

OANST · #58 01-15-2008, 03:59 PM

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You call that cold? That's short-sleeve weather during a glaciation.

What about during an ejaculation, huh? What then?

Dear god, I am so out of my depths.

Bullet Magnet · #59 01-15-2008, 05:12 PM

Never mind, OANST. You can have the personal flotation device.

mudling · #60 01-15-2008, 06:20 PM

Actually our new priminsiter signed the Kyoto protical.
So now it's just the Americans fualt again. :P
Actually I'm pretty pissed off with China, call me ignorant, but how are they still developing when their leaders are so rich? Because they're on the aid list despite having a huge population able to gain a huge population, and leaders who take all of the money.

But has anyone seen Shanghi and Honkong? That's not devloping!

Actually I know nothing about China, but it seems this way, so someone prove me wrong.
But if they had a decent econemy, they wouldn't have to hide behind them being developing countries and using it as an excuse to produce huge emmissions of greenhouse gasses.
Seriously, if I had the amount of nukes america is supposed to have, I could destroy all of these countries causing all doom, well, one of ours dooms anyway, and while I'm at it, cause WWIII and a nuclear winter.