You know you're obsessed with Oddworld when... -

Paul · #31 12-17-2007, 01:49 PM

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You know you're obbsesed with Oddworld when:
You bust into factories and pick workers up by the butt.
Whenever someone says "Help!" then you rush over there and shoot anything other then the person.
Whenever someone says "Oh, yeah." then you reply "Help!" in a slig voice.
You drnk lots of beer and fart hoping to explode stuff.
When you whistle it sounds like Abe's whistling.

For those who don't get reson 2 just start chanting like Abe and you will see why.

"Oh. Yeah" ?!??!!!11111111 Explain

ElumFan · #32 12-17-2007, 01:52 PM

You start making friends stand in certain areas, pull a switch and... splat goes your friends?

I played Abe's Oddysee for a few hours straight once, maybe two or three.

***Wil*** · #33 12-17-2007, 03:40 PM

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"Oh. Yeah" ?!??!!!11111111 Explain

It’s supposed to be like the sound Abe makes when he chants.

oddworld king · #34 12-19-2007, 10:55 AM

you know your obsessed with oddworld when:
.you can remember every word abe says in the movie clips in both AO and AE.(i can do that)
.you jump down wells thinking that you will come out of another one like abe does.
.you hide in a shadow when hiding from someone.
.you hav an oddworrld bed, oddworld posters, oddworld collectables, oddworld ornaments etc all over your bedroom.

abe is now! · #35 12-19-2007, 11:02 AM

Time ago I was totally crazy of Oddworld: I couldn't leave it for a hour! I tried to leave it for some days but I couldnt, I imagined an Abe's head in my mind that was saying "follow me, follow me, follow me". I couldn't leave it. It was orrible and so.... I played it

!!!!!!

OddYouko · #36 12-20-2007, 11:14 AM

I can do the first one too Oddworld King. xD

I'm always like that Abe is Now! lol

Matriar · #37 12-20-2007, 09:49 PM

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When you join this forum 30 seconds after finding it.

Ha ha, I guess it took only 10 seconds when I found it.

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-You have a kid named Abe.

Good one!

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You sneak everywhere to get past people.

That's a good one too!

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Okay, I'll give it a try. I mostly thought about the Stranger's Wrath game.

You're obsessed with Oddworld when...

- you think that newts (and other grubb-like animals) can tell you about who you really are and what your destiny is.
- you hate any dam you see.
- you became a boat-lover, even you never was interested in any before.
- you go on bounty hunt.
- you hide your legs.
- you talk to chickens.
- you start to wonder why you don't have horns.

Abe's Oddysee (and Exodus).

You're obsessed with Oddworld when...

- you command your pals around.
- you try to make portals out of birds.
- you tattoo yourself exactly as Abe. (Not a bad idea though).

Oddey · #38 12-21-2007, 05:47 AM

Those were quite good, particuarlily the comanding of your pals and hiding your legs.

oddworld king · #39 12-21-2007, 07:02 AM

you know your obsessed with oddworld when:
.you stand outside your house ringing a bell for hours wondering why elum has showed up
.your scared to stand on a slug because you think a fleech will hear it and attack you
.you think the hairball your cat coughed up is a fuzzle and you try to talk to it
.you put chant supressors in your garden to stop someone possesing you
.you murder your girlfriend because she sold your oddworld games on ebay

OddYouko · #40 12-21-2007, 08:34 AM

You know you're obsessed with oddworld when:

You try to find contact lenses to make your eyes like Abe's. (I have no idea)
You would rather ride an Elum then a horse.
Everytime you see a squid you think of a Glukkon. (I do o_O)
You call your boss Mullock the Glukkon cause he's so mean.

abe is now! · #41 12-21-2007, 08:58 AM

I am obsessed when I tell Oddworld's poems all the time... when I talk with Abe's voice... when I imitate Abe. I am often crazy with Oddworld.

Oddey · #42 12-22-2007, 07:48 AM

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I am obsessed when I tell Oddworld's poems all the time... when I talk with Abe's voice... when I imitate Abe. I am often crazy with Oddworld.

Erm... That's not exactly what goes here. I can't exactly explain it, but if you check out the previous posts you may be able to figure it out. Sorry but I am terrible at explaining things.

abe is now! · #43 12-22-2007, 08:10 AM

Ok, I understood. Excuse Oddey if I write wrong things. I will try to be on topic.

scrab queen · #44 12-23-2007, 04:36 PM

You know you're obsessed when...

-You start calling your favorite coffee/cafe place 'Alf's rehab & tea'
-Whenever there's a full moon you try to make out abe's hand or some kind of oddworld creature (I saw elum once)
-You make your own monsters using oddworld creatures as bases (I saw this really cool scrab alternate once)
-You consider actually making a soulstorm brew and selling it to your friends just so you can make them fart and explode the school like it was rupture farms.

On the brew thing, all I got done was the warning label:

WARNING: Explosive restults may occour in situations of flatulance. May not actually repel metroids. This is a very dangerous product and could induce chocolate covered termite flu in bi-ped species. Do not spill, as it may burn various holes in your furniture. It is reccomended for use with small children, and is a very effective annoying sibling repellant. This product may only be used under the supervision of someone irrisponsible or mentally challenged for best results.

metroixer · #45 12-28-2007, 05:10 AM

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- you tattoo yourself exactly as Abe. (Not a bad idea though).

You're actually right, it would be a little awesome to walk around having abe's tattoos. Albeit looking totally geeky XD.

Okay you are obsessed with oddworld when...

- The only youtube vids you watch are related to oddworld. Your youtube profile has an oddworld background, and most of your youtube vids are related to oddworld :P.

All refers to yours truly.

Kyle · #46 12-28-2007, 01:18 PM

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When you join this forum 30 seconds after finding it.

Exactly what I did.

OddYouko · #47 12-28-2007, 05:56 PM

I go on Youtube and watch Oddworld videos all the time. xD I don't have an account on it though. =/

Matriar · #48 12-30-2007, 12:24 PM

Mostly Stranger's Wrath... again.

You're obsessed when...

... nobody can find any rodents and spiders anymore since you got yourself a crossbow and collected them as your new ammo.
... think that this world is really the odd one.
... you wonder why chickens can't speak the human language.
... you try to do a double-jump all the time.
(... you wonder why it doesn't work.)
... you're a ponytail lover.
... you fart green gas.

OddYouko · #49 12-31-2007, 08:55 AM

You know you're obbsesed with Oddworld when:

You stalk Lorne Lanning. >=D
You think Oddworld is real so you go and try to find it but have no success.
You swim in the entire ocean searching for a Gabbit but have no success whatsoever.
You breed a Camel and a Mule hoping you'd get an Elum. .____.

Oddey · #50 01-03-2008, 05:57 AM

You know you're osessed with Oddworld when...
You have ten computers so you can play Abe's Oddysee 10 times at once.
You sleep on a bed that says Abe and Munch all over.
Your grammer is as bad as Stranger's.
You don't go to school so you can play more Oddworld.

Oddball1000 · #51 01-03-2008, 08:40 PM

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When you join this forum 30 seconds after finding it.

Only took me about 25.

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You don't go to school so you can play more Oddworld.

I did that a few times...

Koncept · #52 01-05-2008, 10:15 AM

you know your obsessed with Oddworld when:

you start crafting sligs out of clay in your spare time like i did.

Hello my name is Koncept and i'll be your member from now on

Fuzzle King · #53 01-05-2008, 10:24 AM

you know your obbsessed when you run around your local area dressed in a brown loin cloth with blue/green body paint all over,going arround farting and slapping people for fun.

Chezzy · #54 01-05-2008, 03:52 PM

You know you're obsessed with oddworld when...
You start walking on your hands and wearing pinstripe suits,
You suddenly spew up a crapload of birds,
You feel compelled to jump down wells

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You don't go to school so you can play more Oddworld.

When I had Abe's Exoddus on playstation, and my memory card wasn't working, I stayed home from school to try and finish it. I got to feeco depot.

OddYouko · #55 01-06-2008, 04:24 AM

You know you're obsessed with Oddworld when

You spend hours on the computer looking for Oddworld stuff.
You know every quote in all the games so you mute the tv and say them yourself.(I do that in AO)
You act out the clips from the games. ._.
Oddworld comes to your mind in everything you do.(me)
You try and put a tracking device in/on your head so you can find every fuzzle in the world.

Mojo · #56 01-06-2008, 04:55 AM

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This has been done before im afraid. Sorry. >_<

Wait, how would you know? The last time we had a thread like this, was WAY before you registered here!

Fil The Slig · #57 01-15-2008, 01:20 AM

-When you Stealing your dog bone's and Making Soulstorm of it.
-You making Runjump every time you run.
-You dress you like Abe.
-You go to search Oddworld.
-You Got you to shoot with you with Crossbow(you thinking you'r a Fuzzle)
-You make a Factory Named "Soulstorm Brewery"
-You buy A crossbow and shoot with spiders.
-You Eat Bombs so,Your Farts can really Explode!
-You trying to eat Everything!(you think its from rupture farmz)
-You Kicking chikens wondering why have they no clothes.
-You name your Dog a "Sloggie"

mudling · #58 01-16-2008, 10:32 AM

Haha, we're all so hopelesly sad! Just kidding...
-You try and persuade everyone you know how awesome OW is, only to turn out looking like a freak, an Odd one
-You try desperatly to leave the forums becuase of how busy you are, and find your self crawling back
-Everything you draw becomes "oddified"
-You constantly come up with too many stories of OW's hopeless citizens
-You cause massive clumsy "accidents" and try and get away with it with an "oops!" and a shrug, and are surprized how badly you fail
-You start to frenqualty use the excuse that you were possed (by a mud of course), and it wasn't your fault
-You quote lines from OW to people who have no f*cking idea what you're talking about
-You use farting and whistling as a way of comunication
-You got angry whenever thinking about those damn terrorists Abe and Munch, and somewhere, they're still at there, at large
-You actually start looking for them
-In Oddworldian like places, you actually convince yourself you're in Oddworld

Wings of Fire · #59 01-16-2008, 11:19 AM

When you talk to your friends with characters you invented on W@RF. One of my best friends does this.

Its extremely cute

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Alf Shall Rise · #60 01-16-2008, 03:38 PM

You know you're obsessed with Oddworld when...

- You make a thread about how to be obsessed with Oddworld.
- You post in a thread about how to be obsessed with Oddworld. *
- You can drunk and sick on beer to be cool like the Mudokons.
- You chop off your legs and expand your arms, wear a nice suit, and order midgets to do your work.
- You're born with no legs and now walk around with mechanic legs.
- You believe a character from Oddworld will rise and take over the world. *
- You pass the time by typing poor, sarcastic facts to know you're obsessed with Oddworld. *
- You quote messages from Oddworld. *
- You name all of your characters in video games Alf. *
- When bored, you think up of wars between Mudokons and Sligs. *
- You've created a whole new Oddworld game with spare time. *

*Things I do daily.