1. What is your character's name?
Yaj Ranrs
Bernie Vykkers
Yeesul Vykkers
2. What is your character's name in another language?
???
???
???
3. How old is he/she?
42
133
113
4. What is your character's race/species?
Glukkon
Vykker (subspecies)
Vykker
5. Do they have a crush?
No.
No, he's married!
No, she's married!
6. Do they have many friends?
Yes, a friendly rivalry with Molluck and many friends at the Nolybab Club.
Yes, many fellow family members and nobles.
Yes, many fellow divas and hangers on.
7. What planet is your character from?
Oddworld
Oddworld
Oddworld
8. Does your character like to eat?
Yes
Yes
Yes
9. What's his/her favourite food?
$1,000 dollar Sea Rex steaks smeared with Gabbiar
Cooked Fuzzle and Fleech tongues.
The Cosmafish, the only GE fish you can eat and get prettier with!
10. What's his/her favourite drink?
Martinis, preferably stirred and mixed with Gabbiar.
The blood of Elums mixed with honeydew.
Botox.
11. Is your character annoying?
No.
No.
Yes, she can be at times demanding and irritating.
13. Is your character loved?
Not really.
Yes, by his wife, family and servants.
Yes, by her husband, family in law and servants
14. Is your character hated?
Yes, by some of his rivals.
Yes, by the unpleasant side of his family.
Yes, by some of her family in-law and Domino.
15. Is she/he emo/goth?
No, he's a pimp.
No, he's cheery.
A bit emo.
16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
Asexual.
Straight.
Straight.
17. Is she/he a virgin?
Asexual.
No, not for 50 years..
No, not for 90 years..
18. Name 3 hobbies...
Running things, gambling and showing off.
Auctioneering, accounting and family reunions.
Fashion modeling, arguing with her husband and looking gorgeous.
19. Is your character normal?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
20. Is your character attractive?
No.
Yes, moderately.
Yes, very. A sort of old charm though.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
Betting things.
Selling things.
Making herself prettier.
22. Does your character have other forms?
No.
No.
No.
23. Does your character overreact?
No, he's cool as a cucumber.
No, he's level headed.
Yes, she's a bit hot-headed.
24. Is your character a criminal?
No.
No.
No, except for when her manager pressured her to cheat and she tried to, but resigned in protest.
25. Does your character go to school?
No, he's middle aged!
No, he's elderly!
No, she's elderly!
26. What's his/her IQ?
130
150
115
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
No.
No.
Yes, botulism and vanity.
28. Is your character dead?
No.
No.
No.
29. Does your character have a family?
Yes, two brothers, both died of lung cancer.
Yes, a huge one.
Yes, a small one.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
When his most loyal Valet went psycho and blew up his flagship cruiser.
When he was unable to save his brother from being murdered by the Oddworld Mafia.
When she got old.
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
When he became a Glockstar due to a chance discovery of an island.
When he reached record $100 million in profits from his postal company after 15 years.
When she was young.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
No one.
No one.
No one.
33. Is your character single?
Yes.
No.
No.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
No.
Yes, he's been married for 50 years!
Yes, she's been married for 50 years!
35. Does he/she have an element?
WTH?
WTH?
WTH?
36. Do you role-play your character?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
37. Do you write about your character?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Yes, towards Wanna-be's.
Yes, towards those whom he holds a grudge with.
Yes, towards Mudokons, Sligs and those who hold her up in line at the clinic. And at Domino, when he attempts to out feminize her.
39. Does your character get depressed
Yes, when profits are down.
Yes, when his wife is angry.
Yes, when she thinks she is unattractive.
40. What's your characters favourite animal?
The Sea Rex
The Raisin.
She hates animals
41. Does your character have any fears?
Yes, of loss of money and status.
Yes, of air travel.
Yes, of ugliness, Sligs, Mudokons and "deviants".
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Usual Glukkon weaknesses, plus lung problems.
Age and grudge holding.
Vanity and overreaction
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Yes, to Maggie.
Yes, to the Patriarch and Humphrey and Irwin.
No.
44. Does your character like music?
Yes.
Yes.
No.
45. What's your character's favourites type of music?
Gangsta rap. The pimps remind him of himself.
Classical mixed with emo.
None.
46. Is he/she impatient?
No, he can wait for awhile.
No.
Yes.
47. What's something funny about your character?
His name is an anagram for the person his character and position is based on, Jay Sarno, founder of Caesar's Palace.
He is actually a noble and multimillionaire, and was partially based on Mr Magoo.
She was the Vykker that raised the Gabbiar bid to $1,000,000, and uses Botox.
48. Name 5 nicknames
Yaj:
Boss.
Sir.
Big Boy.
YR.
Big Daddy.
Bernie:
Master
Bernaldo
Golden Oldie
Pimp-daddy
Philantropist
Yeesul;
Mistress
Miss
YV
Hot stuff
Sorry, I didn't mean to get carried away with your makeup.
49. Does your character curse?
Shut your %^()%&#$*&#!@ mouth about that, you &*( *& @ $%*#%!
No, not often.
Only when she catches Domino using her makeup.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"I'll give you 30k for the rights to make a game show for my casino out of this!"
"The opening bid for this is.. FUN!"
"You aren't going to steal my dress and makeup, are you? ARE YOU?"
|