The Results of the 5th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards!!!

[Nemo]

Damn, I can't get OddJobAbe disqualified for any stupid beaurucratic reason.


Oh well, got second.

[Bullet Magnet]

It's just for fun, guys...

[Strike Witch]

I'm so underrated I didn't even get nominated. Ever.

Cool. Nobody knows me, Nobody cares.


(And no one spoil that)

[Abeguy]

wow, snuzi? in this whole thread, this whole forum, and you're coming to me complaining about irrelevancy? I can think of dozens more fitting candidates for that claim than I. Including you

If there is one this this forum is to be known about, it isn't relevancy. It's an Oddworld Forum, but most of our members, including I, have openly stated that we prefer the Off Topic Forum, which is rather irrelevant to the idea, methinks.

So if anybody is irrelevant, it is you, with your post of relevancy, ironically.

[Nemo]

Stop being irrelevent to the current topic, Abeguy.





He wasn't really complaining, more pointing out than anything. Sono.

[snuzi]

wow, snuzi? in this whole thread, this whole forum, and you're coming to me complaining about irrelevancy? I can think of dozens more fitting candidates for that claim than I. Including you

If there is one this this forum is to be known about, it isn't relevancy. It's an Oddworld Forum, but most of our members, including I, have openly stated that we prefer the Off Topic Forum, which is rather irrelevant to the idea, methinks.

So if anybody is irrelevant, it is you, with your post of relevancy, ironically.

See what I mean? I-RRE-LE-VENT.

And if that's the way you view the forum, why stay and add to the supposed irrelevency?

[moxco]

Snuzi's arguing with someone other than me?

[mitsur]

wow, snuzi? in this whole thread, this whole forum, and you're coming to me complaining about irrelevancy? I can think of dozens more fitting candidates for that claim than I. Including you

If there is one this this forum is to be known about, it isn't relevancy. It's an Oddworld Forum, but most of our members, including I, have openly stated that we prefer the Off Topic Forum, which is rather irrelevant to the idea, methinks.

So if anybody is irrelevant, it is you, with your post of relevancy, ironically.

You're getting pissed over an internet award?

Who are you?

[snuzi]

Snuzi's arguing with someone other than me?

Is it really that surprising?

You're getting pissed over an internet award?

Who are you?

An attention whore.

[Jordan]

Snuzi's arguing with someone other than me?

Great, he'll probably argue with you now. No, I will. You suck.

wow, snuzi? in this whole thread, this whole forum, and you're coming to me complaining about irrelevancy? I can think of dozens more fitting candidates for that claim than I. Including you

If there is one this this forum is to be known about, it isn't relevancy. It's an Oddworld Forum, but most of our members, including I, have openly stated that we prefer the Off Topic Forum, which is rather irrelevant to the idea, methinks.

So if anybody is irrelevant, it is you, with your post of relevancy, ironically.

Dude, calm down, don't get so worked up over an internet award.

[Xavier]

Wow, got the most respected award again
thank you so much guys!!!

congrats to everybody who won or was nominated!

[Creepy Doc]

Congrats to everyone who won and got nominated.

[Nate]

Guys, stop complaining.

Snuzi, stop pushing people's buttons.
Abeguy, you weren't irrelevant until you made that post.

[Spirrow]

Nate's teeth still need whitening. He's a rotting cheater. I want stung up by his own dog hair.
(Spirrow's assistants Nate to unconsciousness)
Now get that dog out of here.

But my dear Skillya Glowi didn't win.
(moans in depression)

Congradulations, everyone else who won including Stranger's Maid and Ambi.

Oh, yeah, what the point of winning this whole thing?

[Voodoo Hand]

How about a round of applause for Wolfpack for another bang up job this year!!

By the numbers:

Abeguy: April 2003 1,967 posts

snuzi : Nov. 2006 1,879 posts

???????? = An attention whore.

[snuzi]

Yes, Wolfpac definitely deserves a round of applause. Great job .

And my acquiring a high post count in such a short amount of time does not make me an attention whore. It just means I've got alot to say .

[Abeguy]

and for some reason, me saying little makes me an attention whore.
I guess that makes perfect sense, as left is now right, and up is now down, why not?

and I'm not mad about the award, I just wish people don't take what I say so seriously all the time. It'll save you the trouble

[OddjobAbe]

The trouble of what? You're saying you post little? You're an Outlaw Mortar - 1971 posts. I know you've been here over a long period of time, but that's not the point. You seemed to have a lot to say there, didn't you, about Snuzi?
And Snuzi's right - acquiring a high post count in a short time means that you have a lot to say, not that you're an attention-seeker. Now, Snuzi joined November last year, just a couple of months before I joined this year. Had I joined around the same time as Snuzi, I would have had about just one-hundred and fifty more posts than in the two months I've been here, reason being that I don't have much to say that could be of any importance. So, that proves Snuzi right. Can't see much proving you right.

[OANST]

That's because you're here just to ruin everyone's fun. You're like OANST's long-lost son, except more malicious.

He is not more malicious than I am. You take that back.

[Wil]

I don’t know whether to whack you all around the chops for getting on each other’s tits and arguing about absolutely nothing, or flick the lights on and off while chanting ‘Fight! Fight! Fight!’ then sit back and enjoy the pointless carnage.

What are you actually quibbling over? Post counts?

[OddjobAbe]

No, AbeGuy was complaining about Snuzi posting irrelevant messages (which is untrue, he doesn't). I'm just trying to prove a point, I think Snuzi is too.

[Laser]

whoo well done all!
i'll be trying harder to get mentioned next year so BEWARE!

[ziggy]

Cool, I got a vote! Thanks to whoever that was. Congrats to everyone who won something, you should feel special now.

[Abeguy]

Well, I'm just tired of whenever I come to say my mind about something, which was the awards this time, somebody has to swoop in and punch me in the face for practicing free speech, which this time was Snuzi.

If you didn't take my first post in here as a legitimate whine, we wouldn't be here. but since you didn't know it was all in jest, look where we are now?

[OANST]

Do you need a tissue? Freakin' loser. One day, if you try very hard, you can be as cool as me and get not one but two awards.

Actually, I've had four awards over the years.

Loser.

[Abeguy]

lol ^^ thanks OANST, you always know how to make a guy feel better. I'll remember you when I'm a big movie mogul and send you a big check.

[used:)]

That's because you're here just to ruin everyone's fun. You're like OANST's long-lost son, except more malicious.

Yes, I am the villain. The Hitler. Here to make your "lives" complete misery because I have a greater void of a personality of your own and because I have a one inch penis. Muahaha! *flashes cape with an evil grin*







Nah, I'll stop now.

[mitsur]

He is not more malicious than I am. You take that back.

I take it back.

He's like you, except hispanic.

Sorry if it seems racist.

[Patrick Vykkers]

Do you need a tissue? Freakin' loser. One day, if you try very hard, you can be as cool as me and get not one but two awards.

Actually, I've had four awards over the years.

Loser.

[Bullet Magnet]

Good God, can't we have a single forum-related event pass by without a flametard orgy?