The 5th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards -

mitsur · #31 04-21-2007, 08:10 PM

*turns off WoW and immediately starts to twitch*

Better do this quick. Thanks for the votes guys. Boredom does pay off!

The Oddworld Forums New Comer of the Year: Nemo

The Oddworld Forums (Un) Official Mascot: Snuzi

The Oddworld Forums Best Role Player: Dripik

The Oddworld Forums Best Artist: Stranger's Maid

The Oddworld Forums Best Writer: Splat

The Oddworld Forums Most Annoying: The Iconoclast

The Oddworld Forums Funniest Poster: Havoc

The Oddworld Forums Insane Poster: Hobo

The Oddworld Forums Best Topic Creator: Havoc

The Oddworld Forums Best Advice Giver: Nate

The Oddworld Forums Best Old Dude: Nate

The Oddworld Forums Best Couple: Rexy and Spirrow. You just know they're making this hate stuff up so nobody suspects that they go off in secret and make mad, rough animal love to each other.

The Oddworld Forums Member Who'd Make a Good Moderator: Godless

The Oddworld Forums Most Under Rated Poster: Abraham Lure

The Oddworld Forums Most Eccentric: MoxCo

The Oddworld Forums Most Liked: Alcar, because he'll kill you if you don't like him with his Jew Powers, regardless if he is Jewish or not.

The Oddworld Forums Dearly Missed Member: Aquatic Ambi. She used to make anything unimportant seem important. Plus, she was hot and made me jealous of SeaRex.

The Oddworld Forums Most Respected Poster: Alcar, even when he posts drunk photos of himself.

The Oddworld Forums Most Meaningful Poster: Bullet_Magnet

The Oddworld Forums Most Dedicated Member: Alcar

The Oddworld Forums Member With The Best Oddworld Knowledge: Max

The Oddworld Forums Administrator/Moderator of the Year: Nate

The Oddworld Forums Most Valuable Poster (MVP): Wolfpac, because he runs this

Woo!

***Alcar*** · #32 04-21-2007, 08:57 PM

Nate, did you edit my post?

Alcar...

mitsur · #33 04-21-2007, 08:59 PM

You mean you didn't vote for nate in all the areas?

Blasphemy!

SeaRex · #34 04-21-2007, 09:23 PM

The Oddworld Forums Best Advice Giver: Max

The Oddworld Forums Most Under Rated Poster: OANST

The Oddworld Forums Most Eccentric: Hobo

The Oddworld Forums Administrator/Moderator of the Year: Nate. He effin' should be. I chose him to replace me, after all.

... and I'm done here.

moxco · #35 04-21-2007, 10:53 PM

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The Oddworld Forums Most Eccentric: MoxCo

Oooh, I get an award for somthing other than anoying....

snuzi · #36 04-21-2007, 11:28 PM

Being annoying isn't something you should be proud of

. You cause me and poor ol' Jordan so much pain with your annoyance, some of which is irreversible

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Nemo · #37 04-21-2007, 11:52 PM

Yay!
I'm voted for in several things!

On a related note:
I just won a picture of Mitsur from Snuzi instead of a cookie.
I gladly accepted.

snuzi · #38 04-21-2007, 11:55 PM

Goddamn you people. If you keep making my laugh like this I'll never have a quote for more than a couple of days.

Jordan · #39 04-22-2007, 02:37 AM

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Being annoying isn't something you should be proud of

. You cause me and poor ol' Jordan so much pain with your annoyance, some of which is irreversible

.

We'll just have to bash him later.

***Nate*** · #40 04-22-2007, 03:29 AM

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Nate, did you edit my post?

Alcar...

Hey, when you mysteriously delete your own post and leave a note saying you'll finish it later... of course I'm going to snoop.

Bullet Magnet · #41 04-22-2007, 06:38 AM

That was brilliant. You have earned a few more votes my friend.

The Oddworld Forums New Comer of the Year: Nemo

The Oddworld Forums (Un) Official Mascot: skillya_glowi

The Oddworld Forums Best Role Player: Splat

The Oddworld Forums Best Artist: Dripik_12

The Oddworld Forums Best Writer: mitsur

The Oddworld Forums Most Annoying: Hobo

The Oddworld Forums Funniest Poster: nate_dog_woof

The Oddworld Forums Insane Poster: Hobo

The Oddworld Forums Best Topic Creator: Havoc

The Oddworld Forums Best Advice Giver: nate_dog_woof

The Oddworld Forums Best Old Dude: old and not so tasty

The Oddworld Forums Best Couple: Xavier and Max the Mug

The Oddworld Forums Member Who'd Make a Good Moderator: used:)

The Oddworld Forums Most Under Rated Poster: Arxryl

The Oddworld Forums Most Eccentric: skillya_glowi

The Oddworld Forums Most Liked: Stranger's Maid

The Oddworld Forums Dearly Missed Member: Aquatic Ambi

The Oddworld Forums Most Respected Poster: nate_dog_woof

The Oddworld Forums Most Meaningful Poster: Snuzi

The Oddworld Forums Most Dedicated Member: Xavier

The Oddworld Forums Member With The Best Oddworld Knowledge: Max the Mug

The Oddworld Forums Administrator/Moderator of the Year: nate_dog_woof

The Oddworld Forums Most Valuable Poster (MVP): Snuzi

Rex Tirano · #42 04-22-2007, 06:42 AM

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The Oddworld Forums Best Couple: Rexy and Spirrow. You just know they're making this hate stuff up so nobody suspects that they go off in secret and make mad, rough animal love to each other.

I don't hate him.

TBH I don't know what the big deal is, perhaps he's scared of women in power.

I will get round to filling this in at some point...

- Rexy

OANST · #43 04-22-2007, 10:02 AM

THE NOMINATIONS

The Oddworld Forums New Comer of the Year: Snuzi

The Oddworld Forums (Un) Official Mascot: Havok. He already has the tiger costume.

The Oddworld Forums Best Role Player: Daxter King. He plays the role of being a normal every day boy so well that you would never suspect him of being an old gypsy woman.

The Oddworld Forums Best Artist: Used.

The Oddworld Forums Best Writer: Heh...

The Oddworld Forums Most Annoying: Fluid

The Oddworld Forums Funniest Poster: Hobo

The Oddworld Forums Insane Poster: Jordan Boi?

The Oddworld Forums Best Topic Creator: Fez

The Oddworld Forums Best Advice Giver: I need no advice from invisible computer people and neither do you.

The Oddworld Forums Best Old Dude: Super Munch

The Oddworld Forums Best Couple: My penis and my hand. (Johnny and Sally as I fondly call them)

The Oddworld Forums Member Who'd Make a Good Moderator: Super Munch

The Oddworld Forums Most Under Rated Poster: Munch's Master

The Oddworld Forums Most Eccentric: Hobo

The Oddworld Forums Most Liked: Stingbee

The Oddworld Forums Dearly Missed Member: Alcar. Oh, he hasn't left yet? Well, we can dream.

The Oddworld Forums Most Respected Poster: Xavier. Not my most respected. Just generaly accepted as the most respected. I guess because he knows an ungodly amount Oddworld trivia. Awesome.

The Oddworld Forums Most Meaningful Poster: Bitter Buffalo

The Oddworld Forums Most Dedicated Member: April D

The Oddworld Forums Member With The Best Oddworld Knowledge: Xavier

The Oddworld Forums Administrator/Moderator of the Year: Nate.

The Oddworld Forums Most Valuable Poster (MVP): Hobo

I was going to make the whole thing a joke but then I saw that Hobo had already taken my idea of voting for Ann Neely on everything.

used:) · #44 04-22-2007, 10:24 AM

The Oddworld Forums New Comer of the Year: they all suck

The Oddworld Forums (Un) Official Mascot: Dipstikk

The Oddworld Forums Best Role Player: T-nex

The Oddworld Forums Best Artist: Alector

The Oddworld Forums Best Writer: best......writer? oh, haha, AHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Oddworld Forums Most Annoying: all of them

The Oddworld Forums Funniest Poster: Mat

The Oddworld Forums Insane Poster: Hobosan

The Oddworld Forums Best Topic Creator: MoxCo, and I'm being serious with this one!

The Oddworld Forums Best Advice Giver: as if anyone here knows good advice...

The Oddworld Forums Best Old Dude: OddJobAbe

The Oddworld Forums Best Couple: Inuyasha and Kagome

The Oddworld Forums Member Who'd Make a Good Moderator: Stingbee

The Oddworld Forums Most Under Rated Poster: Dusan

The Oddworld Forums Most Eccentric: basoon

The Oddworld Forums Most Liked: Reese

The Oddworld Forums Dearly Missed Member: Lord Vulcher

The Oddworld Forums Most Respected Poster: Spirrow

The Oddworld Forums Most Meaningful Poster: Data

The Oddworld Forums Most Dedicated Member: anyone, they all treat this thing like a living, breathing thing that need's gentle care.

The Oddworld Forums Member With The Best Oddworld Knowledge: Max, obviously

The Oddworld Forums Administrator/Moderator of the Year: Sydney

The Oddworld Forums Most Valuable Poster (MVP): BALLIN

Yeah.......go conformity.

I MIGHT do a serious one later.

OANST · #45 04-22-2007, 10:32 AM

I don't think anyone here knows that my name is Mat.

used:) · #46 04-22-2007, 10:33 AM

Well, now they do. Mission accomplished.

Daxter King · #47 04-22-2007, 01:07 PM

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The Oddworld Forums Best Role Player: Daxter King. He plays the role of being a normal every day boy so well that you would never suspect him of being an old gypsy woman.

You Jewish, racist bastard.

Thanx for the vote Havoc.

Godlesswanderer · #48 04-22-2007, 05:53 PM

Ooooh two votes! That's one more than I got last year. Go me?
Thanks for the vote Mitsur.

Havoc · #49 04-22-2007, 06:33 PM

Looks like I'm bouncing Wolfpac off his 'Best topic creator' throne the first time in what, 3 years? Funny because last time I poked Hobo of HIS throne of 'funniest poster' AND 'most eccentric'. Yes I will rule these awards one day...

Al the Vykker · #50 04-22-2007, 08:01 PM

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The Oddworld Forums Administrator/Moderator of the Year: Al the Vykker

Thanks for the vote! Even one makes me feel like I still exist lol.

snuzi · #51 04-22-2007, 08:19 PM

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The Oddworld Forums New Comer of the Year: Snuzi

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The Oddworld Forums Most Meaningful Poster: Snuzi

The Oddworld Forums Most Valuable Poster (MVP): Snuzi

Thanks so much for the votes, you guys!

***Nate*** · #52 04-23-2007, 02:01 AM

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Nate, did you edit my post?

Alcar...

I think it was Rexy...

Reading these nominations has been a bit of an eye opener. Clearly I've been waaaay too nice. Expect bastardnathan to reveal himself in due course.

***Alcar*** · #53 04-23-2007, 07:16 AM

They only vote for you because they don't want to get on your bad side

In other news, I wasn't fired from my job!

In even more news, I'm drinking a well-matured bottle of Viognier!

Alcar...

Statikk HDM · #54 04-23-2007, 09:28 AM

If I don't win a category I will go virtually VT on all your monkey asses.
Too soon?

Patrick Vykkers · #55 04-23-2007, 01:00 PM

Don't feel bad. I nominated you for Funniest Poster. Though not intentional Funniest Poster.

Statikk HDM · #56 04-23-2007, 01:01 PM

Why thank you. Now you better hurry and get ready or you'll be late for your C.C.C. meeting!

Patrick Vykkers · #57 04-23-2007, 07:38 PM

What is the CCC? Wiki gives me everything from cryogenics, Welsh politics, Australian politics, colleges, Christian groups, Cthulhuist groups, Danish porn, and Puerto Rican wrestlers.

Havoc · #58 04-23-2007, 10:29 PM

For a moment I thought Clu Clox Clan but I'm not completely awake yet...

Wolfpac · #59 04-23-2007, 10:54 PM

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Looks like I'm bouncing Wolfpac off his 'Best topic creator' throne the first time in what, 3 years?

And so someone should too. Last year I won it and there was no way I deserved it. I only come here a few times a year and for me to win it last year was a joke. These awards should go to people who actually post here, no part time posters like myself.

***Nate*** · #60 04-24-2007, 03:23 AM

It's rated on quality rather than quantity.