Stupid answers for stupid questions -

E'l Scrabino · #31 01-22-2007, 09:36 PM

Possibly.

If a man plays Squash from dawn till dusk, why is America in peril?

moxco · #32 01-22-2007, 10:31 PM

A. Well its becuase Roger federer is #1, duh.
Q. Is this a question?

snuzi · #33 01-23-2007, 01:14 PM

A: ?

Q: Why don't you have a question?

OANST · #34 01-23-2007, 02:00 PM

A. Because he completely understood the rules of the game but wanted to be edgy.

Q. Why do I like breasts so much?

Arxryl · #35 01-23-2007, 02:18 PM

Because as a child you were never breast-fed and now you want to regain your inner child.

What if I had an army with me?

Statikk HDM · #36 01-23-2007, 02:30 PM

You'd be assassinated.
Why do I like reading erotica more than movies recently?

E'l Scrabino · #37 01-23-2007, 02:53 PM

Because Bush means pubes

w00t?

Psyke · #38 01-23-2007, 02:53 PM

A. No.
Q what happens when my delorean hits 88mph?

E'l Scrabino · #39 01-23-2007, 02:57 PM

You hit a wall and die.

If ice-cream is cold, and Oranges are round, then why did the world explode when i said shweet?

Bullet Magnet · #40 01-23-2007, 03:08 PM

A: I think a more pressing question is, how are you still speaking to me when the world has just exploded?

Q: How is E'l Scrabino still speaking to me when the world has just exploded?

E'l Scrabino · #41 01-23-2007, 03:33 PM

Because you died with me and we're both in the same afterlife server.

If i'm dead and the Earth is gone, then why is mars not the blue planet?

snuzi · #42 01-23-2007, 05:10 PM

A: Because doesn't want to be.

Q: Why did Hitler and Charlie Chaplin have the same kind of moustache?

E'l Scrabino · #43 01-23-2007, 06:05 PM

Because they're secret lovers.

Explode?

snuzi · #44 01-23-2007, 07:20 PM

A: Not yet.

Q: You like 'splosions, don't ya?

Bullet Magnet · #45 01-23-2007, 08:19 PM

A: Is that so wrong?

Q: Could you sniff your eye back in? It's drooping.

Leto · #46 01-23-2007, 08:54 PM

If only. Still more pepper to come.

Who wants some boomstick?

E'l Scrabino · #47 01-23-2007, 09:15 PM

Ow right! Gimmie some

'Splodey things are kwl... Right?

magic9mushroom · #48 01-24-2007, 02:32 AM

That depends on a lot of factors.

Q: Why am I posting in a thread with an IQ level as low as this?

Statikk HDM · #49 01-24-2007, 11:35 AM

Like ya got anything better to do, homeskillet?
Q:If I call you homeskillet will you call me homeslice?

OANST · #50 01-24-2007, 02:28 PM

A. Absolutely positively yes.

Q. Why does magic9mushroom brush his teeth with feces?

Arxryl · #51 01-24-2007, 02:57 PM

Because he wants his dog to lick him on his right arm.

Liek, Y R so mny Peplz bshing B00sh? I meen, hez not dum. Lyk, lolzerz.

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Bullet Magnet · #52 01-24-2007, 04:03 PM

A:

Q: Human skulls: a collector's item?

***Nate*** · #53 01-24-2007, 04:28 PM

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Q: Why did Hitler and Charlie Chaplin have the same kind of moustache?

I know this probably counts as spam, seeing as it's not a stupid answer, but I read an article recently that said that Hitler was a huge fan of Chaplin - to the point of inviting him to make movies in the US. So, the article claims, Hitler intentionally styled his moustache to look like the Little Tramp.

E'l Scrabino · #54 01-24-2007, 04:35 PM

K then.

Very much so! *kills sister for skull*

Melon or WaterMelon?

moxco · #55 01-24-2007, 04:42 PM

A. MelonWater

Q. If Steve Irwin died, who are crocodiles going to eat?

E'l Scrabino · #56 01-24-2007, 04:43 PM

Your face.

Poisonous fish, or fish made of poison?

moxco · #57 01-24-2007, 04:47 PM

A. Poisoin made of fish.
Q. E'l Scrabino or Snuzi?

Arxryl · #58 01-24-2007, 04:52 PM

Hmm.... neither.

Moxco. Executive or... a bag of habaneros?

E'l Scrabino · #59 01-24-2007, 04:54 PM

Aww you didn't pick me

Moxie

Orange, Apple, Banana, Red, Pink, Green, or Aqua?

Arxryl · #60 01-24-2007, 05:00 PM

Aqua because I like to drink Pepsi.

Is there a master formulator of the stupid questions?