Happy Birthday, Alcar!

[Wil]

I rememeber when you were 14, Petey. You were such an innocent scamp. Whatever happened?

I came into his life.

[Arxryl]

Whoa! two whole pages...

You are a well respected and liked person Alcar.

[Wil]

Erm, no, only slightly over one full page. We love Alcar only half as much as you think.

[Arxryl]

Ah... but that's still half much more than I had expected...(that didn't make a lot of sense did it?)

[Alcar]

I rememeber when you were 14, Petey. You were such an innocent scamp. Whatever happened?

Not too sure. How does anyone become perverted? Although I think it was Wil's fault. The bastard turned me to the dark side. Him and Kaimana. Bastards!

Erm, no, only slightly over one full page. We love Alcar only half as much as you think.

I know how much you love me Wil

Alcar...

[Facsimile]

Happy birthday Alcar, I have no idea how many days behind I am, but I'm sure birthday wishes are like wine.

[Hobo]

Happy birthday!

[Mojo]

So. How WAS your b-day, Petey-boy?

[Arxryl]

To answer your question...

Thankyou well wishers!

I had a really good time last night. Everything I wanted it to be

Alcar...

[Alcar]

Perhaps I will elaborate. Certain people seem to think my vagueness suggests rather suggestive things.

Basically we went out pub & club crawling. There was a fairly hefty gang of us, and we all managed to get rather pissed, rather fast. But shots do that to you. Besides, I didn't have to pay for anything - I had birthday drinks all round! We ended up heading home at around 3am, a bit earlier than usual, but I think it was best.

So overall, I quite enjoyed my birthday. To be honest, I enjoy anytime where I get to mingle, smoke, and drink with mates.

And no, I didn't have sex

Alcar...

[Rex Tirano]

Except with me.

- Rexy

[Hobo]

Happy Birthday Peter!

[Spirrow]

Well, we can only expect Alcar to be liked on this forum. He's got
to make himself known as a dominant "tyrant" so everyone will root
for him (Like they ever wouldn't). Happy birthday, all the same.

[Alcar]

Except with me.

- Rexy

Perhaps in June, when I travel the great seas and visit Europe

Alcar...

[Hobo]

Happy Birthday Peter!

[Wil]

June, despite slightly rhyming with it, is not soon enough. You’ve been promising to come and visit me for years.

Well, we can only expect Alcar to be liked on this forum. He's got to make himself known as a good fellow forumer here to get people
to support him.

This made me laugh so hard.

[Bullet Magnet]

*pledges non-specific support to Alcar*

One day I am going to invent a pub that can crawl, just to create issues with the term "pub-crawl".

[Spirrow]

Alright, Max, I changed a few words if it makes your mouth feel any better.

Happy Birthday, Alcar.

[Wil]

But now it’s less funny.

Happy birthday, Alcar!

[Spirrow]

Yeah, well, get over it.

Happy Birthday, Alcar.

[Jordan]

Lol, 16 days late, happy birthday Alcar, hope you had a good one

[Facsimile]

Ca-ca-ca-ca yeaaaah! I'm Dr. Rockso, the Rock 'n' Roll Clown! I do cocaine! Ca-ca-ca-ca, I hear it's somebody's birthday! I do cocaine!
Dr. Rockso gonna make you a balloon face!

...I seriously do a lot of cocaine.

[Arxryl]

We noticed...

the effects of spamming still raging in my mind!

Happy birthday again Alcar!
(I bet this topic will stay up until his next birthday...)

[Wil]

Happy next birthday, Alcar!

[Hobo]

I win this thread.

IN BEFORE THE LOCK

[Spirrow]

Jeez, Hobo, I thought you about to say "Happy Birthday, Peter" again.
Oh, that would have been so funny.

Happy Birthday, Alcar.

[Alcar]

Let us wait until my next birthday

Thank you all for the well wishes.

Alcar...