Violent Thoughts -

Godlesswanderer · #31 09-17-2006, 03:39 PM

I'm usually a pretty calm person, I get called mellow a lot. But I have a lot of violent thoughts. Hell, I even think I'm borderline psychotic. I've never gone as far as actually acting out any of my violent thoughts though.

I think the less physically violent I am, the more violent thoughts I get.

Hobo · #32 09-18-2006, 06:59 AM

Ok, i just smacked someone who molested my girlfriend.

I think that counts as violent

AquaticAmbi · #33 09-18-2006, 08:07 AM

I think that counts as violent actions, not violent thoughts alone, Mr. Hobie.

That sounds pretty well deserved.. but just a smack? No drop-kickness? For shame!

Hmmz. Violent thoughts can be pretty frequent in my case, although I'm befriending a large number of pacifist hippies and they're influencing me in such ways that the number of violent thoughts I have daily are decreasing rapidly. I would never act upon any such thought, but when I get really irritated by someone when I'm already in some sort of stressed out mood, my mental murder/assualt of choice is usually a nice stabbystabby or punch--although I have noodly appendages like his Holiness, the FSM.

An example of sorts: I'm taking a test or trying to concentrate on something very important, and some person is tapping away with his or her pencil. In a situation like this, I imagine grabbing said pencil and poking them very forcefully in the eye. Fun!

OANST · #34 09-18-2006, 10:51 AM

I don't really have violent thoughts but i seem to act in a manner that makes other people have them.

Hobo · #35 09-19-2006, 10:44 AM

Arrr pirates be full of violent thoughts says I. AVAST WALK MY PLANK

SeaRex · #36 09-19-2006, 10:58 AM

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Hmmz. Violent thoughts can be pretty frequent in my case, although I'm befriending a large number of pacifist hippies and they're influencing me in such ways that the number of violent thoughts I have daily are decreasing rapidly.

Yarr! Thar' be many less groin a'kickens for this lan' lubber on the horizon!

This is lame. I hate talking like a pirate.

Hobo · #37 09-19-2006, 11:29 AM

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This is lame. I hate talking like a pirate.

Yeah me too

Zerox · #38 09-19-2006, 01:13 PM

Sometimes in my violent thoughts, I imagine having the power of the Shrykull. FRY, B*TCHES, FRY!!!
Ever so satisfying :P

AquaticAmbi · #39 09-19-2006, 07:36 PM

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This is lame. I hate talking like a pirate.

...... ARR! I'll have no lan' lubbin' scallywag 'a shiverin' me timbers or plundering me booty! Ye scurvy bilge rat.. How dare ye speak such treachery. Ye disappoint yer Captain Ambi.

For swashbuckling shame, Luke.

...*ahem* Violent thoughts anyone?

***Nate*** · #40 09-19-2006, 08:44 PM

I'm considering making SeaRex walk the plank. Does that count?

*realises he missed TLAPD by 24 hours*

***Alcar*** · #41 09-20-2006, 04:40 AM

I want to seriously ruin some ex-friends of mines lives. And I can. But I'm really lazy.

Alcar...

toxicity · #42 09-21-2006, 04:46 PM

If your anything like me, you keep all your anger inside so it builds up, and you die before your 50!

Rex Tirano · #43 09-22-2006, 03:13 PM

Wow, you're going to have a great life.

Like I said, not so many violent thoughts. I was in the police station earlier this week, and they asked me if I had talked to the criminal person when he approached me. I said "no, I don't think I did..." The policeman told me it was fine if I had told him 'where to go' [etc.]. And I hadn't because I was so scared {irrationally so}.

At the same time, I still wouldn't now even if I was completely safe. The guy is a bastard but I wouldn't because I'm just not a violent person.

- Rexy

Goresplatter · #44 09-23-2006, 05:05 AM

I think I have some problems with violent thoughts. Especially with Chavs, I can't stand them. Whenever I hear about happy-slappers, and muggers, and that sort of crap, it makes me think of getting them down and stamping decorating the pavement with their cranium. Seriously, is that a mental issue?
:/
I never actually do this kind of stuff. Except once, when some chavvy fool tried to punch me in the gut, and I got him in an arm lock and twisted until he lay down, and that was semi-fun. Remember kids, revenge is always sweet, no matter what people tell you. :P
*has forgotten how to do 'Odd smilies'*

Zerox · #45 09-23-2006, 05:13 AM

Many, MANY times I have wished I had my own chainsaw. Would be great as a multipurpose tool, if I had one.

Patrick Vykkers · #46 09-24-2006, 02:15 AM

The closest thing I have normally to "angry thoughts" is fantasising about being the Pope and telling the protestors against my speech to go back to madrassah/daycare, go and commit certains acts with themselves, and mock them with crybaby sounds.

Hobo · #47 09-24-2006, 11:26 AM

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The closest thing I have normally to "angry thoughts" is fantasising about being the Pope and telling the protestors against my speech to go back to madrassah/daycare, go and commit certains acts with themselves, and mock them with crybaby sounds.

Interesting and racist.

Good work.

Patrick Vykkers · #48 09-24-2006, 01:14 PM

EDIT: Just to clarify, my comment was NOT about Arabs, or any other ethnic group. Islam is not a race, anymore than Buddhism, Christianity, or Hinduism is a race. I mean, you don't see people who attack Christianity called racist, do you? I don't think atheists who are critical of religion like Havoc are racist. It was about religious fundamentalists who preach they are a religion of peace while then killing nuns in Somalia, burning effigies, and basically proving the Pope correct. I have seen too much killing, hypocrisy, misogyny, and have read the Quran itself to believe that Islam is actually a peaceful religion. Just my two cents. I don't hate Muslims, and don't harass them over their religion, I just treat them like I would anybody else. I just am fed up of constant, hypocritical whining about the Jooos and Western civilization in general, while people are getting put on trial for converting to a different religion, women are being forced to wear tents and be treated like crap, and Chamberlainian moonbats are all going "All cultures are equal la la la la la!". Anyway, sorry if I offended anybody, but those are my honest to God (or Allah, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster) views on the matter. They have a word for people like me, and its lizardoid.

OANST · #49 09-25-2006, 07:15 AM

That was actually a pretty good response. Congrats.

Zerox · #50 09-25-2006, 09:14 AM

On the religion subject, isn't it stupid how Christianity says religions are equal, then sends converters all over the place?
Patrick-ownage.

OANST · #51 09-25-2006, 11:35 AM

Where in Christianity does it say that all religions are equal? I think you done messed up.

Hobo · #52 09-26-2006, 07:16 AM

All people are equal. Just not those who don't believe what we do or gays, women and people of other races.

Statikk HDM · #53 09-26-2006, 09:14 AM

Kind of like early America, where everybody was created equal unless they were a bitch, nigger, redskin, or poor.

AquaticAmbi · #54 09-26-2006, 01:11 PM

All people are equal, but some people are more equal than others. [/Orwellian fan girlness]

Sometimes when I think a woman I pass in public or wherever has fake breasts, I have the urge to stab one with a pointy object and see if anything squirts out or pops.

Bullet Magnet · #55 09-27-2006, 06:14 AM

Or if you would find that it wouldn't let go of the knife, and you are sucked into them, increasing their size another couple o' letters.

Statikk HDM · #56 09-27-2006, 04:58 PM

Fake breasts are awesome, who are you to judge? I'm all for people getting whatever elective surgery they so desire.

AquaticAmbi · #57 09-27-2006, 06:55 PM

Where did I judge? I simply have the urge to pop saline bags and whatnot.

I didn't say fake boobies are bad or good. Just tempting to pop.

Statikk HDM · #58 09-28-2006, 10:10 AM

Pop? You're going about it the entirely wrong way.

AquaticAmbi · #59 09-28-2006, 05:00 PM

Hey, you have your temptations and I have mine.

Perhaps we should consider getting back on topic nows.. Not that fake boobs aren't a glorious topic.

skillya_glowi · #60 10-12-2006, 02:58 PM

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All people are equal, but some people are more equal than others. [/Orwellian fan girlness]

Damn...give me back my thunder. I have a line that I thought of all by mythelf that sounds almost exactly like that:
Nobody's perfect, but some people are more perfect than others.