Nice one's Dave! You've made my day.
I worked on some at school today, and I have a whole bunch from Stranger's Wrath, just very little of Abe's Oddysee/Exodus, and Munch's Oddysee.
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I'll give yeh some o' my best ones.
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OSW- The hunt for Lefty Lugnutz
Cornjaws: Ok, listen, and repeat after me -cough-
:does Sleg call.
Stranger grins:
Stranger: Like this?
:does Wookie roar:
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OSW- After Fatty McBoomBoom
Fatty: 'cause yer gonna DIIIIIEEEEE!!!
:Shoots off platform, and smacks in to tree:
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OSW- After X'plosives
Stranger: Alright, McGee! YOu lookin' fer a beat'n? You got one comin'!
:The cart begins, but suddenly stops halfway out of the beginning.
Everyone blinks dumbfoundedly to the cart:
Lorne: Uh...what just happened?
McGee: I think the technicians fergot to mention the weight limit on this piece o' shit!
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OSW- After the Looten Duke
Duke: Blisterz Booty? Oh, no! I ain't goin' back in a cell wit' 'im! Oh, no, I got dignity! I ain't goin' back, I got dig-!
:Falls over while twisting around.
Mortars and Stranger laugh loudly:
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OSW- In the dam
Lorne: Action!
:Cameras follow Stranger beside him, while he travels down the bottom level of the power core inside glass.
Behind the glass emerges a Wolvark in the camera, dressed in light scarves, belly-dancing behind the glass.
Stranger holds in his urges to burst, only to come out to a snorty laugh down on his knees:
Lorne: Yeah...go Joel...
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OSW- Battle of the Gloktigi
:The Gloktigi steps out of the elevator, and attacks Stranger.
It stamps its claws over him, but clips on to his tights on his legs.
Stranger jumps away from the Gloktigi, a loud rip comes from his pants:
Stranger: Huh? Aww...f-beep-
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OSW- On the Mongo River
:Stranger rows gently and calmly (note calmly) down the river.
A Wolvark suddenly jumps from the river, scaring Stranger which he brings the boat toppling over him in the water:
Lorne: You-you got that? (background voice: Yeah) Yeah...that was...(laughter) that was good...we got 'im...
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OMO- In the Raisin's cave
Munch: That's it? (Abe shrugs)
:Camera zooms in too close and fast, smacking Munch upside the head:
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OMO- In Vykker's Labs
:A loud growl comes up.
Munch turns to Fuzzles:
Munch: What is it, guys? Is there someone behind us?
:Growl.
Abe puts hand on his stomach:
Abe: Sorry..that was me...(chuckle)
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OMO- Humphrey and Irwin Vykker
Huphrey: WILL YOU JUST, SHUT, UP!?
Irwin: Jeez, Humph. If ya wanna kiss, just come closer...
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OMO- The ending (good)
:Humphrey and Irwin stare at the pile of dynamite:
Irwin: Wow. Just ta think, we've never probed each other...
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OSW- In Gizzard Gulch
Clakker 1- Oh, oh, no! The wagon trains are captured by Filthy-hands Floyd! (runs up to Stranger)
Clakker 2- The Looten Duke's stolen our water! (runs up to Stranger)
Clakker 3- (excited)My kids are actually takin' a bath!
Stranger:...Do I look like Lassie ter you guys?
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OSW- In the cave
Grubb: The only one who could defeat Sekto, and free all our water...is the force. Luke! My saber!
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Take two
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Grubb: The only one who could defeat Sekto, and free all our water...is you...
Stranger: Alright
Grubb: So, save the village, defeat Sekto, and free our water. Then, you can cook for us, clean our village, rid of these warts on us-
Stranger: Don't over-do it, pal...
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OSW- De-pantsing stage
D. Caste Raider: Get them pants off!
:The outlaws gang up to Stranger, two slashing swords out, while Stranger flails around to stop the outlaws.
The y swipe at his pants, the camera watching below the top of his boots.
The boots fall, along with the cloth of his tights.
The camera slowly goes up, then quickly bounces down, and the outlaws look at him in disgust, bursting out in laughter with Stranger:
Stranger: I think’s you did more than just cut off my pants, guys.
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OSW- In the dam.
:The Grubbs gather outside the damn, hearing the victorious cry of Stranger:
Grubb: Steef kick ass! Let’s celebrate!
:lights torch, and holds it high:
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS!
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Take two
:Stranger roars above Sekto, stopping to hear the echo of clapping and stomping, with the Grubbs singing, “WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!”
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OSW- The attack of Sekto.
Stranger: Bring it on.
:The ceiling falls down in front of Stranger, he backing away.
A chorus of outlaw minions and Wolvarks come in:
Chorus: THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING!
VERY, VERY FIRGHTENING!
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OSW- In the farmhouse
Farmer: Well, glad you could make it! The moolah is…somewhere ‘round ‘ere…
Chorus: HE’S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY!
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE, FROM THIS MONSTROCITY!
Lorne: Can we stop with gettin’ in to the 1980’s records please?
Stranger:Actually…it puts a zing to the scene…
Farmer:...I didn’t come ‘ere to ‘ear a chorus of morons sing the Bohemian Rhapsody…
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OSW- In the dam.
:Grubbs being attacked by the Wolvarks suddenly swarm in:
Grubbs: WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT…NO! WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT!
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OSW- On the Mongo River.
:Stranger rows the boat down the Mongo River, suddenly feeling water surround his feet.
He stares down in surprise, then jerks up to the camera, and the Grubbs behind him:
Stranger: I thought you said the builders fixed the boat!
:Man whispers to co-producer:
Co-producer- (blinks urgently back out to Stranger) Oh shit...
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OAO- The boardroom meeting
Molluck: What? Show 'em...
:The screen blinks on to Abe's face, and red words blinking- ABE ROOLZ! YOU DRULZ!:
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OAO- THe panic
Glukkon: I demand to know, who is behind all zis!
Slig:...Yer mother...
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OAO- The desert sale
Mudokon: What is it?
Phleg: Don't drink! Think! Aww, c'mon! Do it!
Mudokon: (chuckle) Oh, I'll think alright...
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OAO- The ending
:Two blind Mudokons help to nail "Alf's rehab and tea" sign.
A loud bang come from the hammer:
Mudokon two: EEEEEEEEEEEEE-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Mudokon one:...Wait...that wasn't my thumb?