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*Xavier passes by
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Oh, s'cuse me, sah.
Ok then chaps, what's in the news today... Oh yes! The case of Icarus Vs. Goat.
The court opened with a short ceremony praying that the poor Icarus would live after being sexually molested by the said Goat on January 7th, 2006. The aforementioned Goat is up for several charges of rape, paedophilia and gross sexual misconduct.
As the case progressed, it seemed that the said Goat was losing a battle which coul not have been won to begin with. His entire case was either a 'meh' or a tasty grass cutting followed by an eventual bowel movement, that took place at very inopourtune moments.
The jury found Mr. Goat not guilty on the charges of rape and paedophilia, but solely on gross sexual misconduct, for the jury believed that the sex had between the aforementioned Goat and Icarus was consensual.