Ways to die

[Abe16]

Being ran over by a lego bus, twice!

[Fuzzle Guy]

Standing under a rocket on take off. Ouch.

[Godlesswanderer]

I doubt that would hurt... at all... It would be so hot you would just desintigrate(sp?).

[T-nex]

Flying to the moon, and forgetting to put your astronaut-suit on when you go explore the moon, and then your head explodes.

[used:)]

I think your head would freeze faster than it would explode.

[T-nex]

Not if someone had implanted a bomb in your head...

[used:)]

Not if someone else had implanted a bomb defusing nanite in your head as well...

[Godlesswanderer]

Not if that nanite went rogue and tried to destroy you from the inside out(scientists actually think it could happen when nanitses are developed ).

[used:)]

Not if God decided to send microscopic warrior kittens inside to destroy the bomb and the rogue nanite. That rogue thing brings rogue drones to mind for some reason

[Splat]

Ah, but what if your violently allergic to cats and your brain gets an itchy rash so bad that your skull caves in on it to stop it itching.

[Mojo]

Actually, your head DOES explode. Because your body would respond to the rapid decompression sooner that the cold.

[Splat]

Unless someone forgets to turn on the central heating in the ship and you all die before you ever actually arrive!

Sorry, I'll probably go on for ages now. BAD SPLAT!

[used:)]

Unless a back up generator activates (this is the information age you know) and activates the heat.

[OANST]

Unless hundreds of kittens are blocking the air vents keeping the warm air from reaching you.

[Rex Tirano]

Spontanious Combustion.

- Rexy

[used:)]

Unless the kittens spontaneoudly combust sending an undulation of heat warmng your flesh.

[OANST]

Unless, just then you wake up from this horrible nightmare to find a rapist on your bed with a knife to your throat.

[Alector]

This reminds me of the scene in Monty Python's Meaning of Life where the convicted felon gets to choose his method of execution - being chased by a bunch of half-nude women with their breasts hanging out and bouncing before falling off a cliff into a waiting coffin.

YEAH! LOL!

[Salamander]

Covering your self in a lot of cat nip then running into a cattery filled with agrivated cats

[Splat]

Unless, just then you wake up from this horrible nightmare to find a rapist on your bed with a knife to your throat.

Unless yo realise you are the rapist and then the police run in, carry you off to Texas and strap you in the electric chair and forget about you so you're stuck there until you die of thirst.

[T-nex]

Unless some does come with water so you wont thirst, but die because it's poisoned.

[used:)]

Unless the psycological activity and craziness of yourself triggers your body to create an andtidote for that poisin.

[T-nex]

But then you wont die, and then it's offtopic :P

O well, if that antidote was actually against some other poison, becaus your body doesn't know which kind of poison it is, you'd die anyways....

[Biggy Bro Slig]

Tying yourself in a bag and rolling of Mount everest.

[Nate]

Ooh. That would be cool. But it would have to be a transparent bag so I could see the view as I was spinning down. What would be the point then?

[Kimon]

That'd hurt bunches. I'd prefer a hamster ball.

[a flock of seagulls]

I know I'm going to die by a weapon, for some reason.
Sort of like Rexy's heart failure.

[Cullen Heath]

But then you wont die, and then it's offtopic :P

O well, if that antidote was actually against some other poison, becaus your body doesn't know which kind of poison it is, you'd die anyways....

Unless someone comes in and turns on the electric chair, shocking you to death but preventing the poisons from killing you in the first place.

[Splat]

Unless the electric chair has a power surge and explodes so you get blown to pieces, instead of death by electricity.

[Cullen Heath]

Unless some really cool guy came and threw you out of the chair and sat in it himself.