Heart Of Oddworld: The Ultimate RPF

[Danny]

Chett sighed. He was gonna miss this world. He'd had some good times here, but he had no choice. The Boss had full power. If Chett didn't obey him, he'd find someone who would. Besides, if he was supervising, he might find some way to end this differently...

He reached the Flyer Hangar. He didn't really think he'd be able to stop this, now that they'd set it in motion, but he could try. He climbed aboard one of the small flyers, and moved to start the engine.

Going somewhere, Chett?

Shit.

Only I'd like to know where, first...

"Just... Away."

Chett felt the familiar grasp, like a claw around his brain...

[Pacen]

"Healing isn't one of my abilities," said Pacen to Rex, "a Dark Mudokon's powers tend to be a little more... vicious than that, I better save them for when we're really in trouble. I wouldn't worry about him too much though, he looks like he could survive a lot more than just a knock on the head. I'm sure he'll come around soon."

"So what should we do now? I say we should follow that beam, the direction Dark Hood said it turned. Maybe it can help us fix whatever this problem is. We better hurry, our world looks to be deteriorating quickly."

After little discussion the group agreed and began walking in the direction Dark Hood had written down.

[Grid]

Grid vaguely felt a steady bounce in his body, as if he was being carried. He tried to open his eyes. He couldn't. He tried to move. He couldn't. He tried to scream. He couldn't. The only thing he could sene was the constant but slight bounce every couple of seconds. In his mind he saw flashing images of green, then red, then green again. He saw images of the farmer's face moments before he died. He heard the scream he had heard earlier when he saw the second beam.
He heard a voice, muttering something over and over and over again, but he couldn't understand what it was.

[Sl'askia]

The group traveled quickly, following the direction the beam of light went. Spider was doing his best not to bump Grid around to much due to all the rough terrian he was having to go over, but he managed.
The group came to a sudden halt when they came across a tall cliff face in the direction they were heading. Spider looked, but the cliff seemed to go a long ways in both directions and it was quite steep.
"Frack..." Spider grumbled, "How are we going ter get over this? We don' have time ter try ter go 'round it..."

[DarkHoodness]

"I'd say that was about 120 feet hight."

Said Dark Hood as he came up behind them. He went up to the base of the cliff and touched it. A bit of rock fell off.

"Unsafe too."

He groans.

"Aw, crap! How are we gonna get across this one?"
- DH

[Pacen]

"Well Dark Hood, you could try that trick you did earlier with the stick, and Grid seems to have flying capabilities in his alternate form, shame he's not conscious." commented Pacen. "Is anyone else able to do something like flying up there? We may have to split up."

[ June 06, 2001: Message edited by: Pacen ]

[DarkHoodness]

(OOC: I disgussed this with Drag in MSN. We made it a problem that even Dark Hood can't do. He can't fly that high. He could try it I suppose, but unless he has permission to land on Spider, he'd die from falling from a great hight, which would normally be allowed, but not in this RP. )

"Well, I have never been able to get that high before on the stick. I would try it, but I think my life will be at risk if I do so, and I can't afford that at this time."
- DH

[Rich]

"Shit, there's no way we can jump!" said Rex.
Then he notices a small out crop of rocks further down. "It's a risk, but I'll take it to save the planet!" he said pulling a long rope from his small bag. He tied it to his spear while the others watched. "I'm gonna' abseil down to that outcrop further down, Spider, if the ground breaks I wan't you to hold onto the spear!" He stuck the spear into the ground a way back from the edge.
"Hold on!"....

[Danny]

[OOC: so it's against the rules to splatter yourself against the base of a cliff? jeez, this is tough... hehe!]

Chett walked in a daze. He could just barely make out what The Boss was doing with his body, but he was powerless to prevent it. The was the thing about Possession. If it only prevented you from sensing altogether, it wouldn't be so bad...

[Sl'askia]

(ooc: um...Rich, a little problem with your post, we are looking up at a cliff, not down it...The problem is that we need to get 'over' it....No offense. I have a solution for this but sense Im the one that orginally posted the problem I am reluctent to post it, as I want to see what someone else figures out. If you guys want me to go ahead with it let me know...)

[ June 07, 2001: Message edited by: Dragadon ]

[Grid]

Grid stirred, and suddenly fell off Spider's shoulder.
"Umph!" he cried as he hit the ground. His eyes opened slowly, revealing a blurred image of Spider and some other creatures that he didn't quite remember as well. There was an enormous cliff towering above them. He got up, found he was in his weaker form.
"He's awake!" said Spider.
A small cheer arose from the group.
"We need to get up over this cliff," said one of them, Grid couldn't quite remember, he smelled strangely of sewerage and was a little wet, he also wore a black cloak and had a stick. There was a mudokon in a similiar cape, his name was Pacen, or at least he thought so. The others he didn't recognize at all.
"Soo... can you do your morph thing now?" said Pacen.
"Urm, I can try," said Grid.
Grids skin changed colour for a moment then went green again.
"Damn... it won't let me transform.."
"What won't?" asked Spider.
"I don't know.. but I can't transform. It has something to do with those beams, I'm sure of it. Now the only problem is: how the hell are we gonna be able to scale that cliff?"

[Sl'askia]

(ooc: *sigh* looks like it is up to me...)

"That we der..." Spider said as he looked up at the cliff again, thinking. Out of the corner of his eye he spotted a tree that was leaning toward the cliff. "Hmmm...." he rumbled thoughtfully, rubbing his chin. He walked over to it. Its base was rotted and it looked to be about 100 ft tall.
"What's up Spider? Found something?" Dark Hood asked.
"Maybe..." Spider said as he backed up a ways, "If we can knock this tree over...we can climb up part of the way...stand back."
With a load howl, Spider charged at the tree at full speed, ramming into it with his shoulder. The tree shoke a moment then toppled over, the top falling up against the cliff.
"Ow..." Spider mumbled as he rubbed his shoulder, "I'm going ter get a bruise there..."

[DarkHoodness]

Dark Hood looks sad.

"Poor tree."

But he perks up again.

"Well, it's for a good cause. Sacrifcing 1 tree to help the people who are going to save the planet."

He thinks for a bit.

"You know, I've just remeberd to do something."

"What?"
Grid says.

Dark Hood charges up his stick, and points it at himself, and fires a purple enrgy beam at himself. After the energy beam hits him, he becomes dry, clean, and stops smelling of sewage. (Basicly, he has just cleaned himself using his powers)

"Ahh, that's better. I forgot I could do that."

He turns toward the tree.

"Well, I'd better start climbing."

He puts his stick away in his magic pocket, and gets on the tree, and starts to slowy make his way up the trunk.
- DH

[ June 08, 2001: Message edited by: Dark Hood ]

[Capri Ream]

Belinda had followed the strange group all the way to the cliff and hid in the bushes to keep herself from being seen.She watched ,in a silient horror, as a tree was knocked down by a strange slig thing.
"Don't they see that Oddworld is in enogh trouble?"she said to herself.
She watched as the strange pale thing climbed up the trunk.
"Poor things. They have no wings like I",Belinda thought for a moment,"I might be able to help them!"
Belinda stood up from behind the dying bush (she almost got her horns stuck on a branch)and faced the group.
"Hello, my name is Belinda, I think I can help you."

[DarkHoodness]

Dark Hood stops climbing the tree trunk and looks in Belinda's direction.

"Yer what?"

He then slips and falls off the trunk.

"YAAAAAA. . .!!! Uff!!"

Everybody watches Dark Hood fall to the ground and land in a heap. Spider puts his hand over his eyes and groans.
- DH

[Osiris The Fleech]

Owwww. Salvador was a bit dazed. It's not every day your tree falls over for no reason. "Excuse me, but you just knocked over my tree". "It's for a good cause", responded a strange creature. "Well, it was almost rotted through anyway. My name's Salvador". "You're a big, hairy, fangless spider with gills, more like it!". Said another unidentifiable creature. "I'm a good swimmer. Unfortunately, I can't swim with no lake. It just kinda disapeared overnight. Do you have any idea why?"

[Sl'askia]

(ooc: Come on ppl don't let this die! Capri I'm assuming your character is human-sized. If I'm wrong I'll edit this)

"That's what we are trying ter out. The whole planet seems ter be dieing." Spider said. He then turned to Belinda and said after noticing her wings, "Miss, if yer sugguesting helping us by flying us up there, we would apprecate it. But I'll would still have ter go up the hard way, as I think I'm too heavy fer yer..."

[Capri Ream]

(OCC:Belinda is human-sized so you don't have to edit your post. Shes about the size of a teenage girl)

Belinda stared at the large slig-crossbreed in front of her for a while.
"Miss?"
Belinda noticed that she was staring.
"Oh I'm so sorry!I didn't mean to be so rude! I would be glad to help you all, but your right, you probley are much to large for me to carry!But if I can help you in another way I would be pleased to help you! "
"Thanx miss and don't worry about starring"
"Thank you very much sir."
Belinda spread out her large bat-like wings on her back.
"Well, who wants up first? "

[DarkHoodness]

*Dark Hood raises his hand*
- DH

[Sl'askia]

"Yeah I think yer should take the clumsy one up first." Spider said with a laugh, "as fer me...If yer can carry my pants up there after everyone else, I would apprecate it. I won't start climbing until after everyone else is up there...in case someone slips and needs ter be caught..."

[Sal the Mudokon]

above our heroes was a monstrous vykkers ship. "Dats dem!" screamed the craft's pilot. "well, if we dont sdop dem now, den will destroy our zivilizachion!"said a vykker commander. "What the fuck are you two talkin bout?" asked an intern. "Zat damn rock has zee ability to see da future! Zey are going to deztroy dee magog cartel n den da shit really hits zee fan!" "O shit! Wat do we do?"asked the intern. "Well, umm, focus zum light trew dat peez of shit rock n blow da fuckerz away!" "eh wat?" said a nearby slig. "Just turn zee red nob n push zee damn zartuce button..quick!" "the zartwuce button? wat the fuck" begged the slig, "watever" creek creek creek...beep* "no, not zat one you azz!" "well how the hell am i supposed to know wat 'zartwuce' means u big-headed freak!?...o shit!" the slig turned around to find that the light was at a blinding frequency. in mere seconds, all of the entities upon the vessel were insinerated. the shockwave of the violent atomic blast hit all of oddworld and raped it of its landscape. "hey grid," said spider, "wats that?" the horizon was a massof hell-borne fire. "eh, dont know," replied grid, "probably just a beutiful sunset." none of our characters would take another breath before the fury of the heart of oddworld incinerated their bodies. it is an old saying that one should never fool with mother nature...hehehe...
THE END


well, watcha think? its my first collaberational effort

[Sl'askia]

ooc: um...Sal*taps claws annoyed* this was uncalled for. Our characters can only die if we wish them to. You can't just end it like that, this topic is meant to go for a long time (sure it is slow at the moment, but i will pick up). in other words...YOU CAN'T JUST END IT LIKE THAT! Everyone has to agree at when it ends. Therefore as the co-creator to this topic (grid is the other one), I say we ignore this and continue on as if it didn't happen. No offense. BTW our characters are trying to SAVE the planet NOT destroy it! Besides, how do the Vykkers even know we are even going after the Cartel? At this point we don't even know whether or not the Cartel is involved. Just my opinion but I don't think you read all the previous posts right... Doesn't everyone else agree with me on this?

[Danny]

[OOC: anyway, it's already been decided who has the heart - that's what my posts are for. so there. you'll just have to wait and see. and edit your post when you find the time...]

[Capri Ream]

(OCC:I'm just gonna start before Sal decided to kill everyone 'cause I'm just assuming we're still doing this and ignoring Sal)
Belinda looked twords Dark Hood.
"I'd be glad to take you first Mr......"
"Dark Hood, just Dark Hood"
"Alright Dark Hood, I'll take you up right away! "Belinda turns to Spider,"Sir I would be delighted to take your pants up after I have gotten everyone else! "
"Tahnx"
Belinda grabs Dark Hood from behind around his arms.
"Hold on!"
"TO WHAT!"
"Hmm, I didn't think of that ! Well just don't fall!"
Belida flies up quickley to the top of the cliff. She gentley sits him on the ground.
"Now don't fall or anything while I'm gone! "
"Geez, stumble once and your considered a klutz for life!"
Belinda flew back down the cliff.
"Now who? "
(OCC: elinda asking "Who's next?" and stuff like that is just my shamless way of seeing whos in the group 'cause I had a hard time following the begining 'cause I'm dense!)

[Sl'askia]

ooc: np Capri, and yes we are ignoring Sal's post. We believe he did it as a joke. And a note to that, I should have stated this at the beginning...

Do not post here unless you are seriously adding to this RPF or have a question/comment on it. In other words...NO JOKE POSTS!

sorry if i seem to be a bit of a B**** 'bout this, but this is supposed to be a serious topic.

[Sal the Mudokon]

LOOK! IM SORRY DAMN IT! I WAS HAVIN A LITTLE FUN! ive never done a cooperational fan fic so i wasnt sure how they werk. CONTINUE! i liked the way that i incorperated accents n humour cuz the story was gettin dull. do wat u want! Im gonna commit suicide. HAVE A NICE DAY

[Pacen]

Nobody answers.

"I guess I'll go up next then." said Pacen, and waited for Belinda to carry him up, "Nice wings by the way."

[Capri Ream]

"Thank you very much sir! "
"Pacen and your welcome"
"Alright,Pacen Well we should go up!
"
"Alright"
Belinda grabs Pacen the same way she grabed Dark Hood and sets him down on the ground next to Dark Hood.
"Now watch him and make sure he doesn't fall down! "
"I STUMBLED ONCE!!!!!!"
"Tee-hee! "
Belinda flew down.
"Anyone else want a lift? "

[Pacen]

[ OOC: I think it's best if you just say that "Belinda carries everyone else up" so we don't have to wait for every character to reply, much quicker. Plus I'm pretty sure nobody will object because they should all want to get past this cliff. ]

[Osiris The Fleech]

No one answers for a while. "Me!" cries
Salvador. "Ok." answers Belinda. "Umm, on second th-"

[ June 14, 2001: Message edited by: Osiris The Fleech ]