Here's me, chillin' half-naked. This picture was snapped by one of my beautiful bikini-clad assistants.
God, I'm beautiful. I look almost like some kind of Abercrombie and Fitch model whose picture I found on the first page of the website. Isn't that wacky?
Anyway, here's the real me, looking nerdy as ever.
Let me explain! The tie is for school, and the young skinny-ness is because that was taken in September (coincidentally, my birthday AND the first day of school. JOY!!). Anyway, I filled out since then (see first picture).