Most Annoying Oddworld Creature -

freakyLA · #31 04-28-2001, 10:39 AM

I like Sligs. Why do you say we don´t. I´ve seen a vote about wich Ow creature you want to be. The muds were first, the sligs second.SO I think many people like Sligs. (Slurges were on the lasted place)

Danny · #32 04-28-2001, 01:22 PM

i like all oddworld creatures. things like bats may be annoying sometimes, but i know I missed the bats in AE. oddworld wouldn't be the same if they weren't all there.

Osiris The Fleech · #33 04-28-2001, 02:24 PM

Will you please give me a reason for hating fleeches. Why does no one hate scrabs? They kill you too!! I think fleeches are smarter because they have learned how to follow the slow our stupid mudukons.

ODDBODD · #34 04-28-2001, 02:47 PM

SO ITS AGREED

PARAMITES ARE SCARY AND NOISY
BATS JUST KILL YOU
SLIGS BECAUSE THEY SHOOT AT YOU
VYKKERS BECAUSE THEY HAVE A FREAKY VOICE

and of course...

please cover childrens eyes, people under the age of 18 please get out a safety helmet and gogles. The following "bold" writting is rated MA. viewing by mature audience is recomended!!

THOSE STINKING ROTTEN BASTARD, BITCHY. AAAAAAAARGH. THOSE SLIMY, FILTHY, UGLY BASTARD FLECHES WITH THERE UGLY TOUNGS AND ANUS MOUTHS. I WISH THEY ALL DIED AND WENT TO HELL. HOW CAN YOU LOVE A CREATURE THAT WAS ONCED USED AS GLUKKON DILDOS!!!!!!!!#$^%@&%@$^@^$$~##@~$#^%#*%&(*&%)(_%***_)(+)((*&(*#%^$@!#@!%%&^%&@$&^%#&^%#%NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

freakyLA · #35 04-28-2001, 03:00 PM

lol

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originally posted by oddbodd:
ease cover childrens eyes, people under the age of 18 please get out a safety helmet and gogles. The following "bold" writting is rated MA. viewing by mature audience is recomended!!
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THOSE STINKING ROTTEN BASTARD, BITCHY. AAAAAAAARGH. THOSE SLIMY, FILTHY, UGLY BASTARD FLECHES WITH THERE UGLY TOUNGS AND ANUS MOUTHS. I WISH THEY ALL DIED AND WENT TO HELL. HOW CAN YOU LOVE A CREATURE THAT WAS ONCED USED AS GLUKKON DILDOS!!!!!!!!#$^%@&%@$^@^$$~##@~$#^%#*%&(*&%)(_%***_)(+)((*&(*#%^$@!#@!%%&^%&@$&^%#&^%#%NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ok oddbodd, the part with the dildo is cool but why sould cildren cover their eyes. I isn´t that evil.

To Rettick:
How came you gotta think Ow without bats wouldn´t be good?! I would love to have all bats die. So OW Is batfree. Bats are just annoying and shit!!!! I HATE THEM!!!!

To oris:
Well on the one hand fleeches are cool because they are part of OW and I like the two heads that´s cool. But in the game they are just annoing- more than scrabs. scrabs are sometimes annoing, too- of course

Danny · #36 04-28-2001, 03:19 PM

i disagree. OW wouldn't be complete if we didn't have bats.

Osiris The Fleech · #37 04-28-2001, 05:54 PM

Or fleeches.

To Oddbodd: So you hate fleeches because they're ugly, huh? That's not a reason. I can't say I hate mudokon because they're ugly, now can I? I hate mudokons because it was their own fault they're slaves. You hate paramites because they're noisy, eh? Well wouldn't you be noisy if your soul was being taken out of your body and someone else's was moving in?

Joe the Intern · #38 04-28-2001, 06:00 PM

i would have to say fleeches. they piss me off because of their tongues. they hit you like 5 times and you're gone, and they're fast, and smart. i think they're just too damn annoying

Danny · #39 04-28-2001, 06:26 PM

the only annoying thing about fleeches is that you can't get away from them, they follow you everywhere. not like sligs, slogs, paramites, scrabs, or bats. fleeches can climb, and know if you're even on the next screen [if they're awake].

Silversnow · #40 04-28-2001, 07:47 PM

I just think that the scrabs are the most annoying. They are faster than you, kills you all the time, and the dont become the main attraction in a splash movie when you get rid of them like sligs. And yeah, dumbo... Maybe the bats has poison in their bites, or sucks blood or makes your nerves crash or......

.... I´m outta ideas but maybe you got the point.

YEYYYY, FLEECHE KILLING SPREE!!!!!

Osiris The Fleech · #41 04-28-2001, 09:26 PM

THIS IS RACISM!! AREN'T FLEECHES COOLER IF THEY'RE SMARTER THAN OTHER ANIMALS?? EH?? I wish you would leave me alone.

LA LA LA DOOD EE DOO I'M NOT LISTENING BECAUSE I KNOW THAT FLEECHES ARE THE COOLEST!! NYA NYA!!

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #42 04-28-2001, 10:22 PM

um..osiris we are leaving you alone...we just don't like fleeches.Did we ever insult you?If your not listening why do you keep replying?I wouldn't get mad if some one didn't like paramites.

Danny · #43 04-28-2001, 10:32 PM

i'll test if he's listening...

YAAAHH!!! FLEECHES ARE CRAP AND THEY STINK AND THEY ARE REALLY ANNOYING AND WE ALL HATE THEM, ESPECIALLY ONES CALLED OSIRIS!!!

and now, we wait...

Silversnow · #44 04-28-2001, 11:15 PM

Who said fleeches arent cool? Uhm, Rettick, do you have a wish to be killed or something?

Danny · #45 04-28-2001, 11:28 PM

Osiris said he wasn't listening. i was testing to see if he was.

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #46 04-28-2001, 11:50 PM

Very clever idea Rettick...
EVERYONE HATES FLEECHES!!!!!NO ONE SHOULD LIKE THEM AND ALL FLEECHES SHOULD DIIEEEEEE A HORRIBLE DEATH!!!!THEY ARE STUPID,ANNOYING AND UGLY!!!!HEY LOOK A FLEECH!!!*SQUSH*ANOTHER ONE!!!*SPLAT*MORE!!!!!!!!*SPLAT STOMP CRUSH WHACK THROW!!!!!!* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Silversnow · #47 04-28-2001, 11:54 PM

Bwoahahahahah!!!

Danny · #48 04-28-2001, 11:59 PM

actually, maybe you and me are the most annoying creatures on oddworld, melvin!!

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #49 04-29-2001, 12:06 AM

Oh crap...maybe your right, Rettick...We keep misunderstanding eachother,getting off topic and offending people...AAAAAAGGGGGGG!! I'm getting off topic again...ummm...fleeches are annoying...

Danny · #50 04-29-2001, 12:08 AM

actually, i meant that as a joke, as we were annoying osiris. one more misunderstnding...

ah well, we get over our misunderstandings!

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #51 04-29-2001, 12:16 AM

I know it was a joke.I didn't misunderstand...I think...I think osiris is listening.He just isn't replying to spite us. Actually We're spiting him more than hes spiting us.

NYA NYA!!!!!

Danny · #52 04-29-2001, 12:21 AM

Osiris is thinking... 'if i ignore them, they'll go away.'

BUT WE WON'T!!!

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #53 04-29-2001, 12:34 AM

Its not that we don't like you osiris.We like ya fine.We respect your opinion about fleeches.
BUT WE STILL ARE GONNA BUG YAAAAAAAA!!!!!WE KNOW YOUR LISTENING...WE KNOW YOR IGNORING US...WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE...WE KNOW YOUR PIN NUMBER...(I think...)WE WATCH YOUR EVERY MOVE...of course we also watch all these other peoples moves too:ODDBODD,Pacen,Teal,freakyla,dragadon,elum,lady elum,sydney,abe babe,harriet,bob,dylan,hannah,mike,mindy,nikki,greg,paul,george,vlad,drake,sam,john,harvey and bill.

Osiris The Fleech · #54 04-29-2001, 02:40 AM

I GIVE UP!!!! I AM THIS CLOSE TO COMMITING SUICIDE!!! YARGGHGHGH!!!

Danny · #55 04-29-2001, 02:43 AM

we win! we win!

ODDBODD · #56 04-29-2001, 09:34 AM

HOW CAN YOU LIKE A FLEECH, GLUKKON IS THE WORD THAT IS COMMING IN MY MIND??? OSIRIS MAY BE A DAMN GLUEKKON A GLUEKKON I TELL YA........BURRRRN

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #57 04-29-2001, 12:38 PM

WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!lalalalaa!!!!!
*melvin and rettick start dancing around the room*
okay...he was listening.

ODDBODD · #58 04-29-2001, 02:34 PM

OKAY I LOST YA....WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Osiris The Fleech · #59 04-29-2001, 03:27 PM

I have not yet begun to fight!!

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #60 04-29-2001, 04:31 PM

ODDBODD,me and rettick were trying to find out if osiris was listening because he said he wasn't.AND WE FOUND OUT HE WAS...WE WERE ALSO JUST ANNOYING HIM.
*continues to dance with rettick*