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I'm glad their is a thread dedicated to these types of things. I've always been interested in cryptozoology and such. Like stated before, I recommend watching The Mothman Prophecies or read the book. Some people think El Chupacabras are creatures that escaped from Area 51. Others think they are aliens or aliens' pets.
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Both very reasonable explanations.
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Both very reasonable explanations.
Lol.

On the topic (sorta)... this past week a zoologist discovered a new species of monkey in the Madini National Park. It hasn't been named yet... the naming rights are being sold to the highest bidder. The money's going to extend the life of the national park.

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Heres my explanation: ITS REAL.
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No, silly. Raisin suggested that chupawhatevers were actually mutant vampire bats or something so I asked if that were true, how come people have sighted a weird panther/walking/big-toothed thingummy?
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It could be that there is some sort of odd creature that hasn't been scientifically documented. People have a tendency to write off anything new or misunderstood as being supernatural. Or maybe La Chupacabras is, dare I say it, a fake? Lots of people have claimed to see Elvis, too.
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I SAW ELVIS! TRULY I DID!
Just kidding.
He died a couple months before I was born.
Maybe I'm him reincarnated?
Nah, most likely the 726 kid born on the day of his death.
You kids and your superstition
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You still haven't answered my question Raisin and your hazy, evasive behaviour fills me with suspicion.


It was you that shot JFK, wasn't it?
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ME? or someone else?
cause he died 14 years before I was born
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Vampires could be seen as real on two counts -
There is a blood-letting club somewhere in New York.
Like in Blade? That was cool...

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Cthulhu I belive could exist not as a godly being but as described a creature from out of space who has unlocked the secrets of dimensional travel and certian wave lengths that will alow him to "summon" beings from beyond his own exsistance. The Hounds of Tindalos I doubt. Byhakee I do not, mainly because of the fact they're described as dragon like creatures, this might explain the whole dragon thing but then again Byhakee's are only a bit bigger than humans, not the 30ft creatures described in fairy tails.
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Yep, cool it was.
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oh, and Blade 3 (which I saw with Abe's Son) made me think that vampires could be real but they probably aren't.
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Nate, sorry, what was your question?

I will neither confirm nor deny that I shot JFK . . . from the grassy knoll . . . and watched as his brains spattered the pavement . . . ahem.
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I SAW ELVIS! TRULY I DID!
so did I. He's what's really in Area 51.

Him, and the toilet that he supposedly died on.

In Area 51 is also the black Michael Jackson.
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grrr. For the third time (you know you could just scroll up a bit to my previous post).

You said Chupa...'s could be explained away as vampire bats. I asked how come people have sighted them and never described bats but rather described hell-hounds in the Baskerville style.
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Oh, is that all? Well I'm guessing somebody just pulled it outta their ass and other people went along with it for some unfathomable reason ("I saw La Chupacabra, I'm cool!"). A sighting means nothing. If one of these people who claimed to have seen La Chupacabra went, "And here it is!" and pulled away a tarp and there was a chupacabra body there and a bunch of well-known and respectable scientists examined it and said "It's for real!" then I might believe it. But a sighting? I saw aliens in my back yard last night. They were three feet tall with five arms and ten legs each, and they were bright green with a dark purple light emanating from their toes. Disprove me. Hah!
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If they had ten legs does that mean they have nine... you know *thinks of a polite way to say this*... crotches?



Oh, what do you mean 'sarcasm' ?
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Heh.

I just hope I made clear my view on La Chupacabras. Although like I said, I haven't checked out any of the links so I may have missed a reference to some hard evidence or photos (real ones) or something. But as far as I can tell it's just one of these cases of one person making something up and other people following along.

BTW Nate, it's not what you think. They actually have no outer sex organs. To reproduce they place the soles of their respective feet together to allow the transfer of gametes. This is followed by a gestation period of nine years, at the end of which a fully grown adult form bursts from the skull of the parent. Their nine crotches actually host one mouth each, which is why they eat by way of shoving food between their legs then doing jumping jacks to grind the food into a digestible paste.
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That sounds sensible. I've always said God's biggest mistake was dangling the most senstive part of the male anatomy on the outside. Next time; internal nads, I say!

(BTW I want to make it clear that I am roughly ambivalent to the whole chupacabra thing despite earlier appearances. I was just noodging Raisin. I do however beleive that there are thylacines alive on mainland Australia but that's really just misplaced optimism.)
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If we all had inside nads then that would be...creepy
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Yeah. A big empty space where the proper bits and pieces should be . . . Freaky.

Hmm, almost back on topic: Has anyone read a book called Found? It's meant for fairly young kids but I still love it because of the creepiness and supernatural aspect of it. It's set in a deserted wilderness area of Scotland or someplace in the not-too-distant future, and there are all kinds of spirits and legends and REALLY AWESOME STUFF. I thought it pertained somewhat to this thread. It doesn't offer explanations for supernatural beings, but it's chock-full of them, and very cool.

Back on topic: Witches. What about them? Were they Wiccans or something that got all sensationalized? That's what I thought of. Maybe there's another explanation though.
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Yeah, that's always pissed me off the way they claim to possess a higher truth based on an ancient religion blah blah blah.

As usual, I direct the masses to Unca Cecil, otherwise known as the Straight Dope: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a991029.html

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There is no evidence for historical continuity between the pagan religious practices of antiquity (or even the Middle Ages) and modern Wicca. On the contrary, there's lots of evidence that Wicca is a modern invention.
If you don't want to read the link, the basic gist is that it was made up by some rather shonky historians in the last century and was then taken further by even shonkier individuals with a personal agenda.
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Interesting. So what are witches, then? Are they one particular group or is the idea of witches a sort of combination of different druidic/pagan cultures?
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Well witches as old hags that fly around on broomsticks is a literary creation based on the Church/Witchfinder's views on witches. I think that we can all agree that none of the people convicted by the witch trials were guilty of witchcraft.
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withces=bitches with itches to fly on their broomstitches and conjour up potions to get rid of their nose glitches
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I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.

Nate, if they made up these notions about witches that means the idea of witches must already have existed. What I'm asking is, where does the basic concept of witches come from?
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I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.

Nate, if they made up these notions about witches that means the idea of witches must already have existed. What I'm asking is, where does the basic concept of witches come from?
probobly the religion of wicca.... study of witchcraft....

Quotes from the witch's bible (forgot what it's called):

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We of the Church of Wicca are often amazed and saddened at the lack of knowledge in both Christians and pagans regarding the real origins of much of present-day Christian thought and ethic [foreword, page xi].
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Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Therefore we do not believe that the Deity has power to operate on the earth plane; whereas the power that we store by prayer in (stone) god forms can be effective on the earth plane
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Covens will go looking for spirits that are miserably clinging to the earth plane, unaware that their body is dead. These spirits can be trapped and used as workers.
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Are you so preconditioned that you can't admit to known, documented facts?
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The woman cuts the man's forearm so that she draws blood. (The easiest way to produce the necessary cut is to pinch the flesh with one hand and cut with the other.) ... Man and woman each cut themselves; the man allows his blood to fall on hers.
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Renewal of Female Desire
This very tricky procedure should be attempted only by a competent group. The problem, of course, is that the woman can easily be turned into a nymphomaniac.
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Jesus the teacher and healer was killed for his attempts to straighten out his church; the church has ever since killed off almost everyone who showed psychic or healing powers ...
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It is inherent in Wicca belief that marriage is mainly a matter of the mind, not of sex. Can you allow the woman you live with to have sex with another in the perfect faith that she will return to you and you will feel more, not less, loving toward her? This tenet is obviously the reverse of the Judeo-Christian [sic] "thou shalt not." We are interested in binding the coven together with love and understanding; therefore, our rule is that twice a year every male and female in the coven will live with a female or male other than the spouse for one full lunar month. It is usual for the males to change homes, though in many cases, if more convenient, the women agree to change.
note that this is from the current witch's bible....

Also note the Wicca is a neopagan Earth- Centered religion

ALSO note that Wicca is NOT a Satanic religion, contrary to popular belief

Quotes from followers of Wicca:

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"If you take the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.
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"We should educate people that 'Witch' is not evil but ancient and positive. The first time I called myself a 'Witch' was the most magical moment of my life." Margot Adler.
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"When one defines oneself as Pagan, it means she or he follows an earth or nature religion, one that sees the divine manifest in all creation. The cycles of nature are our holy days, the earth is our temple, its plants and creatures our partners and teachers. We worship a deity that is both male and female, a mother Goddess and father God, who together created all that is, was, or will be. We respect life, cherish the free will of sentient beings, and accept the sacredness of all creation." Edain McCoy

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That was a very interesting and long discourse on Wicca. Very interesting and . . . very long.

But if you believe Nate's Straight Dope (which I do), then Wicca is not from whence witches originate. I mean, hasn't the idea of witches been around since the Dark Ages? So for the third? Yeah, third time I ask, what is the source of the myth of witchcraft?
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That was a very interesting and long discourse on Wicca. Very interesting and . . . very long.

But if you believe Nate's Straight Dope (which I do), then Wicca is not from whence witches originate. I mean, hasn't the idea of witches been around since the Dark Ages? So for the third? Yeah, third time I ask, what is the source of the myth of witchcraft?
to scare little kids into not going outside at night?


I don't know....




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ok, this is obviously fake, but does anyone else besides me think this looks like Don King? (hair)





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Okay, perhaps I wasn't clear enough. There was ancient Wicca, which the Church hated because it was a pagan religion. But it bears no relationship to modern Wicca.
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Ohh! Thank you. That makes it a heck of a lot clearer. One might even say this information causes nephelometer turbidity to drop drastically.

Sligster. That is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Except for my friend's cat getting trapped under an overturned popcorn bowl. Other than that, your Don King fish-person is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
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