Heres my Odd Biography (V2)
Right, the origanal thread heres my odd Biography is going to take a trip to Necrum Burial grounds because nobody replying.
So I'm starting this new thread with all the story on just in case.
I'm Biggy bro slig. I work at Splinterz. My friend is Slug, He's a Slig Shooter.
Me and Slug have been palls ever since we were both Slig Shooters at Rupture Farms. Then we were stamped 'Slow and Useless' and thrown into the Slig Market. We were taken by a guy named Lieutenant Dripik, so we went with this guy, and into the Slig Barracks. We stayed for a few months, then Dripik came running out his office shouting " I got another 1 Million Mullah! So I've been rised to general!" he said with tears in his eyes. We made loads of friends at the Slig Barracks, and they all blew up. So in the Slig Lounge we were all watching M.O.M. Suddenly a news bulliten popped up saying 'A Slig's Dream, Big Bro Slig! Take a series of injections, a special formula, and you, will become a Big Bro Slig, If you want to become a Big Bro Slig, Call VYKKERS LABS SECUTARY at 795428, and they'll land in your garden.'
So I was chosen out of 7,000,000,000,000 Sligs. A load of other Sligs' were chosen. So we went to Vykkers Labs,had the series of injections and the formula. We got ready to go back when, we got news that our boss had been killed, part of the Slig section had been demolished, we went back to pick up more Sligs, fortunately Slug was one. We got shipped off to an auction. we got won by a guy named Splinterz, so we went off there, we setteled in, we love our boss. We are getting ready to go to war with wildlife, we all have targets, mine is a Bird called Noggin.
Right now we are going through Spooce Shrub Forest, and being attacked, Sligs are dying, and two Big Bro Sligs got beat to death by a band of Tomahawkers! And Another sl... Can't talk now!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Take that you son of a B...BOOM!...tch!
Yo! Biggy! help! I'm being beaten here!
Just wait Slug!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Nice move! You need to license that ass of yours as a dangerous weapon, jumpin' on everyone!
Ok, I have a chance to talk, Anyway, The remains of the Army is heading away from Spooce Shrub Forest, are next stop is probably the rubble of Soul Storm Brewery.
The plains of rubble, mound over mound there's rubble.
"Hey cool! look there!" said Slug
"Where?" I said
"Over where that Meep is!" Slug shoated
"Ok, Ok... Wait a minute why the hell would a meep be in the middle of a giant rubble desert?!!" I wondered.
"Hey! It's drinking a soul storm brewery bottle!!!!" Said Grunt, another friend of mine.
Suddenly the Meep bubbled a bit, fell over, and turned into a monstrousity, a horrific creature, about 3 times bigger then the Almighty Raisin, it was flying in the sky, one huge eye, 4 arms & Hands with claws on each, and had a scorpion like tail but electicity shot out.
"RUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
The Meepontosauras dived, shot some sligs with it's tail, got a few sligs in his mouth and chewed.
"It's me and you Slug next, my friend" I whimpered.
The Meepontosauras dived again, heading straight for me and Slug.
"AAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
...AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Wham! The Mutated Meep grabbed, chewed and swallowed.
Bong! We fell into the stomach, and cried for help.
"Help! Were Injured here! Slug!" I cried.
It was too late, Slug was lying, still, just Still.
"Need help?" said Someone in the piles of grass that had been eaten.
"Who are you?" I said.
"I'm Monty, the vykker, and my friend here is Richy Etard, he's also a vykker. We sell things from the Vomit Gun 9000 to Mudokon Eggs, so, like to by anythin?" Said Monty.
"What happened to this... Meep?" I asked Richy.
"This was a failed vykker labs test, the meep has to drink something bad for itself, then it turns into this!" Replied Richy.
"Can you help my friend Slug?" I asked, hoping for a good answer.
"Yeah, sure."
So the Vykkers did there bit, And after that, they kept on trying to sell things to me.
"Have you got any Bombs?" I asket the two of them.
"HELL YEAH!" Shouted Monty.
I bought the bomb for 200 Mullah, and set it up.
"Hold Still!"
BOOM!
It was horrible, but it worked. The Meep Fell to the ground, and split in two, spilling all the contents everywhere.
"Biggy Bro? Where are we?" Said Slug.
"I doesn't matter about that, lets just move on from this rubble.
Next stop, Slig Barracks. (Boy, this'll bring back memorys!)
We are currently in the office of general Dripik (Well, to me it's just some rubble). We ended up having Richy and Monty coming with us.
"There they are." whispered someone.
"Did you here that?" said Grunt.
"Yeah" Said Slug.
I looked down three stories of this floor, and saw 5 Mudokons, but they were different, they looked more like Sumo Wrestlers then Native Muds.
"Come on Muds! Attack!" Said the fattest.
Sligs were running around screaming, some even fell off the scaffolding on the side.
"What the hell are they?" asked Monty.
"Fat Mudokons, EXTREMELY FAT." I Shouted.
It was horrifying seeing these green fat blobs climbing the pipes and scaffolding.
"Come on you IDIOTIC SLIGS! You can fight!" Shouted the commander.
One of the Sumo's got up, but it only took one kick to send him down to the bottom again.
"So you want to play rough now?! OK!" Shouted the one who had just fell.
He started to shake the scaffolding, sligs were falling off, eventually, we were all on the ground.
"Hey, Monty, what did you say before about a Vomit Gun 9000?" I asked Him
"Why, do you want one?"
I nodded.
He gave it too me, It was just like a water pistol, so I pumped it up, put my gas mask on and fired.
The Vomit was pouring out and and hitting the sumos, the Muds automattically caught the bug and starting spewing everywhere, got the hint, and started walking away.
"We will return! We will retauuughhhhh!" Said the fattest, aswell as vomiting.
We walked on, chatting away.
"Hey, R.etard, any other things you sell?" I asked Richy.
"What did you call me?!!!" Demanded Richy.
Me, Slug and Monty burst out laughing, then kept on walking.
Next stop, Feeco Depot.
One of the Trains was on the rail when the rail broke of and The Train slid straight down the cord, crashed into a pile of old greeters and blew up.
“Cool! Hey look at that, Richey!” Said Monty, nudging Richy.
All Richey did was drool.
A Second Train came on the same rail, and was going so fast, came of the cord, broke the sound barrier, and coupled safely back on to the other side of the rail in the entrance of Feeco Depot.
“Wow! Hey, Richey! Did you hear that?” asked Slug.
“Did he hear me?” He Asked Slug, again.
“Yeah, he heard you; just his personality can some times match his name. But sometimes he can speak perfectly well, weird, isn’t it?” said Monty
A third train came along, but this time, it stopped off at the station we were on.
The Door swung open, at least 20 Greeters came out, the train left and we were left with these greeters.
The Greeters did nothing but stare at us, we were left with these mindless greeters.
We walked forward, the greeters moved back, we took another step forward, the Greeters completely fell of the station, and all we heard was the greeters going ‘Crap, Crap, CrapCrap, HI.’.
The next train came, we swung the door open and through the mudokons that were in it, and went off.
Back at the station
“We’re Free!” the muds were shouting.
We came out of the train, and to my suprise, there were glukkons by the millions, but one of them stood out of them all the most, it was wearing pink, with flowers on it.
"Hello, Lady!" I said, along with a whistle.
"Shut your mouth!" Shouted the female, and her slig body guard hit me with a stick.
I walked to the conductor,
"What time does the next train go past the Mudomo vaults?" I asked him
He replied "In about 20 minutes, you can catch it if you hurry up, it's on station twenty."
So I went back to the Guys , and told them:
"We can jump off the train when we're over the Mudomo Vaults."
"That's risky, it's like going down a back alley with two Big Bro sligs." Richy Replied.
"HEY!" We all shouted back.
"Like I told you, he dosn't think before he says his thing." Monty told us all.
We all rushed to platform 20 and waited for the train to come.
When it finally came, it brought us a little suprise...
The door swung open, Hit me on the face, and out popped Mudarchers.
They were coming out of every crack possible, Windows, Doors, Vents, even one came out some crack, to digusting to mention!
In about five minutes later, the Mudarchers were tied against a pole inside the train, while we questioned them.
"Who sent you?" I asked them.
"Some strange Mud that lives in a hut all day and goes by the name of Guru."
Replied the first.
"Why did he send you?" asked another slig.
"To assasinate all you on this train."
"That is all" Commander Rukkise announced.
It came to the time when whe had to jump of the train, so we got ready, and waited. And while we were waited, we met the strangest thing ever, It was snowing over the mudomo vaults!
So we opened the door, and a sudden blast of coldness hit the Train.
It came to just Me and Slug
"Go slug......NOW!"
Slug jumped off, (he looked more like a rock falling out of a train then a paratrooper!).
I counted in my head...1...2...3...GO!
I jumped, hit the ground head first in the snow, smashed my slig visor and broke my gun.
"You Ok?" asked slug.
"Yeah, but I can't see, my Visor broke."
"We'll settle camp here." Commander Rukkise said.
So we did as he said, made a fire and sat and ate Marsh mellows.
I sat round the fire in a sleeping bag, and Zigget the Big Bro Slig was next to me fixing my visor.
"Your a lucky Slig, you. Normally, your pants would of hit the ground and exploded, but that was lucky, very lucky." Said Zigget.
"Where's Slug and grunt?" I asket Ziggy.
"They went out hunting with some more sligs." Replied Ziggy.
"Oh no! At this time of night! I would go out and help if I could see!" I said.
" Well your in look, I just fixed it!" said Zigget.
I went and got my stuff, and was off.
The woods.
"Hey I think I found a Paramite!" Slug shouted.
"Hold on I don't think thats a Paramite cave..." Shouted a slig
Suddenly a great brown creature that looked like something of the Lord of the Rings jumped out of the cave, it grabbed a few sligs, ate them and strted to battle.
The monster was battling the grenades and bullets that were hitting it.
The monster turned to Grunt, and charged.
"GRUNT! NOOOOOOOOO!" Shouted Slug.
As the monster charged, I jumped out of the bush, grabbed th monsters leg, pulled.
The monster got hold of three of Grunt's strands of mouth, ripped them off, and Grunt yelled with pain.
the monster fell, made such a bang on the floor, it made a mini-nuke, blowing the monster to smitherines!
We took Everybody back to camp, and bandaged Grunt's bleeding part's.
That night the snow got heavier, but the thing was, we were all asleep, not knowing that we were several metres under the ground.
We woke up, opened the tent door, to find out that, just out the tent door, it looked like it snowed for hours, and after that, it must of froze, that would explain the ice outside.
" Help!" Me, Slug and Razor shouted.
We found no reply but a slight drillling about a couple of metres through the ice. Outside it looked blue, icy blue.
Two minutes later, the drill ripped through the tent, and stopped, it apeared to be a slig in a fur skeeing coat with a driil.
"Hi, My name's Nitro, I'm drilling tunnels trying to get up to the top." Said Nitro, rather quickly.
He drilled off, without a word, eventually he shouted down the hole " Come on, i'm up the top!".
We all got out, and called up the other sligs.
"Attack!" Said a tommahawker, who's mouth looked too big for his body.
The tomahawker tripped up, slid acroos the ice and landed beneath my feet.
"Hi!" Said the Tomahawker.
We sat around in the cold, torturing the mud till he told us something.
It only took one whip with a stick for him to give up.
"OWWWWWEEEEEEEE! Ok I'll tell, you know the guru, he's trying to stop you, by changing the climate every second you breath." He said.
"That would explain the snow in such a hot place!" Slug shouted!
"No, actually, that came naturally." The tomahawker said.
After that, we started o move south, heading to Necrum, but we were still in the ice and snow, and it started to warm up 10 degrees every hour. Finaly we came to the border between Necrum and Mudomo. We crossed the border, and walked on.
We settled down and set camp up, because of the thunder & Lightning storm above.
"I have a bad feeling about this...something's not right..." I said.
About 3 hours later a slig came running into camp saying something tthat nobody could understand.
"Hold on little fella, say it nice and slowly" Said Zigget.
"The Ice...gone...melted... Hurry...run!" He said, with exhaustation.
At first nobody understood what he meant but soon everybody did.
A gigantic wave about 700ft was head are way.
"Oh...CRAP!" Said Slug.
There were screams everywhere as everyone tried to run, but it was no use, everyone bumped into eachother or fellover, by the time everbody was ready, the wave was a couple of metres away.
We all stopped, and stared at the great wave about to over-whelm all of us.
It hit the ground, causing millions of waves, killing half of us all.
I hit the surface with Slug and Grunt on my back, I started to try and swim too the nearest tree, but it was no use, I coudn't swim, nobody could.
Eventually a wave gave me a boost, I grabbed for the tree, but missed.
I repeated the same action for a long time, until finally I reached the tree.
I climbed on to the nearest branch, and helped other sligs get on.
I saw zigget, swimming for his life.
"Zigget! Come on!" I shouted.
"Sorry, my life is about to end, and anyway, they need you the most, then you need me."
He pointed to Slug and grunt.
Ziggy stopped swimming, and let the water take away his life, he started to sink into the deep and cold water.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I cried.
We sat on the branches for ages, and ages, and we started to set up are sleeping bags, I was taking out are sleeping bags, First Mine, then Grunt's, then Slug's, I took out Zigget's, looked at it for a while and stuffed it back in my bag.
We woke up the next day, the sun was shining in early morning, the water drained, leaving us too climb down, so we did.
"So look who it is, those gang of sligs!" Said sombody who just popped out of a bush.
"Muds at Twelve o' clock!" Grunt said.
We all turned to face, the same five sumo Mudokons, who looked fatter then are last experience.
"Oh, great. Now the fat muds are going to kill us." I sarcastically said.
"Prepare for the ultimate ass-whoopin' suckers" The leader, said.
One of them charged, like a bowling ball, hit 3 sligs in the chest and ate one.
Another Sumo ran, hit Commander Rukkise in the stomach and he went flying into a tree.
They regrouped and went for a charge, Monty quickly pulled out a bomb from his suit-case, aimed, and threw the bomb at about 300Mph.
The bomb hit them, suddenly there was a big rush of fire that engulfed the Sumo-Muds, then the fire went down, leaving five Fat Muds running around on fire
"This fire's hotter then my rear after a curry!" One of them was screaming.
"Damn you Vykker!" Another shouted.
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!" Another cried.
They ran out into the rest of the jungle, screaming.
"We won't be seeing them again, they wouldn't possibly survive that heat!" Monty Shouted.
"Thanks for saving everyone, Monty."
"No problemo, but in return, do this favour, as soon as you find this guru guy, blow of his damn head!" Screamed Monty.
We ran, this time, because we were late for arrival at the Monosaic lines were the war starts, there we would meet up with unit 7, Unit 10, Unit 2,3,4,5,6,8,9 and the special forces. We would also get reinforcements, then we would start the battle, and then we decide the future of Mudos, Industrial side wins more of Mudos, or Native wins more of mudos.
We got to the central dome, and received more sligs. We ran straight to one of the smaller domes, looked down the cliff, and saw billions of Mudokons, All different tipes, Mudarchers, Tomahawkers, Natives, And the Odd shrykull or two running around, and the elums, two many for us to kill, and fat green blobs were wondering around, and a Mudokon in a black cloak floating around, too are suggestions, it must be the guru.
"Green blobs? How the hell do those Sumo-sized Muds survive!??" I screamed
All the units stood around the mossy canopy of trees looking down.
"Were doomed." Said Monty, and started too cry.
"We need a few more sligs if we are gonna defeat them." said Slug.
"Someone need help?" Said somebody.
We all turned, to see Zigget, ready for battle.
"Zigget! How did you survive?" I asked.
"Well, I'll tell you later. We got a planet to win!" Ziggy shouted.
Post the next part very shortly...
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*END OF CHAPTER ONE* 
But is Zigget really dead? Hmmmm....... anyway it was a good chappie. I like it! 
