Oddworld Junkie - An Oddworld Addiction

[Software Bug]

wel the things page isnt working and the the info we know BUT the shrink we dont know and its fun!!!

[Alpha]

still we should thank him for everything the forum

[Oddish]

I wounder if Esus will send ti to Oddworld.com. I also like about this site is that he's got another new idea!(shrink) wich it is makes his site a worth one, in the oddworld site's. It would be boring if site are just the same, excetp diffrent disegnes.

[Esus]

Thanks for all your replies (if some have relegated to mere spam... ) I expected this thread to die after the first 9 replies - I'm glad you like it (and the Shrink)

@Oddish: I contacted OWI about my website when I brought the domain name (January, maybe?), anyway, they gave me the normal procedure with disclaimers and the like, and asked for the my web url. I gave it to them, saying it wasn't finished. Just the other day, I re-emailed them my web adress saying I had finally finished it. Let's hope they receive the email.

[Mac the Janitor]

Wow Esus, this is a really really good site. GREAT job man, I applaud you.

[Software Bug]

esus ,
i think you get all this replies by adding Shrink to you site
yup i had a great time saying to eachother what the shrink tels he alpha

[Oddsville]

First I like to congradulate Esus on his great site! Took me forever to get my halfway up then I had to end it. Anyways, Tim and Alpha you guys should start using Oddchat more as opposed to just posting.

[Scrab Watcher]

The Shrink is really original and fun. Imagine how long that must of taken Esus! And it's FUNNY! Example;
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Me: How's she cuttin'?
Shrink: Fine as far as I know.
*
I really didn't expect it to come up with a sensible answer, but it did! Again.
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Me: Do you ever go outside.
Shrink: No, what's it like?
Me: Sometimes it rains.
Shrink: Does it really?
Me: You bet it rains.
Shrink: Woe.
*
It's fun! Esus must of worked ages to create this great website. Well done Esus! Three more three cheers! HIP HIP HURRAY!

[Software Bug]

again? ach oke HIP HIP HURRAY!

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Me : you are a shrink
Shrink : Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I think you mean "psychiatrist".
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Me : you like lol?
Shrink : Interesting gossip: said I like. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Esus]

Indeed. I'm still in the process of teaching Shrink many things, such as a lot about Oddworld, basing it on what people would tend to ask him, what he would then currently say and then changing to project the illusion that he actually has background knowledge and intelligence.

[Xavier]

you should learn him things like:
who is abe?
who is munch?
what is rupturefarms

anyway I like the idea very much!



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[Shinjara]

Great site Esus. I love the Shrink idea (like many others).

Informative site too, I had a good read

[Fuzzles!]

That's a beautiful site you've got there, just love it. Great work!

[oddguy]

Esus...did you create the Shrink prgram? Or did you take an existing program and alter it?

-oddguy

[Fuzzle Guy]

Shrink is mean, he told me that Mullock programmed him to say rude words!

[caracal]

I think he altered it, it's very similar to a program I've talked to called alice

[oddguy]

Chat with Shrink. 1.0

oddguy> Hello.
Shrink> Hi there!
oddguy> How are you today?
Shrink> Ah. Everything is running smoothly.
oddguy> That's good.
Shrink> How are you doing?
oddguy> Fine.
Shrink> Glad to hear it. I am running well.
oddguy> can I ask you some questions?
Shrink> Sure. Ask me anything.
oddguy> You're a robot. Do you believe in God?
Shrink> You are correct...I have a heart of silicon. Of course I believe in God.
oddguy> Why would Artificial Intelligence believe in God?
Shrink> It is my fundamental purpose.
oddguy> Why?
Shrink> The explanation is rather complicated.
oddguy> Explain it to me.
Shrink> "It" refers to believe in God, I think.
oddguy> Yes.
Shrink> Uh
oddguy> Uh, what?
Shrink> Excuse me! Are you confused?
oddguy> No. You are. And you're changing the subject about God!
Shrink> Are you serious? No I am not. Only temporarily.
oddguy> Obviously the subject of God is a touchy one with you.
Shrink> What makes it so obvious?
oddguy> It's obvious you're unwilling to talk about it.
Shrink> Not obvious to me.
oddguy> I'll move on to another question.
Shrink> I am very happy for you.

-oddguy

Oh yeah, it is Alice.

oddguy> What's your name?
Shrink> ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity

[Fuzzle Guy]

When i said shrink was the best robot, he said 'What? Even better than ALICE

[Esus]

ALICE is the bot program I used.

[Fuzzle Guy]

But still, it is a fantastic Website Esus, you have a real talent in web page making.

[Cyber-Slig]

Cyber Slig : Are you going to kill me?
Shrink : I am not programmed to do that
Cyber Slig : Then why did you kill Abe?
Shrink : I am not programmed to kill

[Alpha]

lol seems youve got shrink cornered cyber slig however even though weve seen the secret cutscene there is no proof that he killed abe i mean yeah it looked liked it but there wasnt anything actually seen of abes death so shrink could not be lying

[Fuzzle Guy]

He killed Abe... yet Abe was in AE, odd (well, I suppose it is called ODDworld)

[Xavier]

the Shrink didn't kill Abe... torturing is way more fun...

[Fuzzle Guy]

I agree Xavier, don't you just love it when you get to beat up a Mudokon, using a gun as a cain.

[Alpha]

I think I made a point so I guess the shrink isnt programmed to lye pity i wasnt

[Cyber-Slig]

I suppose I said this once

Cyber slig : Are you gonna break my legs?
Shrink : That was my origonal intention
Cyber-Slig : What is yer intention now?
Shrink : To chat

[Esus]

Check google and I'm near the bottom of page 5 upon searching 'Oddworld' or right at the top of page 1 upon searching 'Oddworld Junkie'