*fanishes* -

Codek · #31 07-10-2004, 10:08 AM

Damnit hobo why don't you just kiss his ass while you're at it?

Hobo · #32 07-10-2004, 10:09 AM

No.

That's Max's Job...

Codek · #33 07-10-2004, 10:12 AM

I think your return key might be teh fux0r.

Must be bad karma from using Max as a scapegoat.

***Wil*** · #34 07-10-2004, 11:32 AM

*returns to Forums too late to say goodbye to someone and enjoy the party, once again*

Bah.

Welcome home.

*goes away himself*

***Alcar*** · #35 07-11-2004, 03:07 PM

The rifle I used, was the standard Australian Army AUSSTYR F88. I remember someone saying something about .303, so perhaps it was that... Other than that, I ain't got a clue about guns

We shot the rifle in the unsupported lying down method. The target was 100 metres away. You had to hit in the bullseye region (which was tiny) twenty times in a row. Each hit in the center being worth 5, thus my perfect score of 100.

Now I return here to Max leaving for Holland, and Nathan leaving to New Zealand! I'll have to arrange something with some other people. Withdrawl is too much to handle

Alcar...

Codek · #36 07-11-2004, 11:44 PM

AUSTEYR F88, 5.56mm calibre ammunition or .22 inch bore, 508mm barrel. Uses AP rounds to an effective lethal range of 500 yards. Can achieve the full automatic firing of up to 10 magazines of rounds without jamming.

Not a bad weapon.

ClaireBear · #37 07-11-2004, 11:47 PM

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AUSTEYR F88, 5.56mm calibre ammunition at .22 inch bore, 508mm barrel. Uses AP rounds to an effective lethal range of 500 yards. Can achieve the full automatic firing of up to 10 magazines of rounds without jamming.

Not a bad weapon.

How do you guys remember this stuff?

Welcome back Alcar... yes I did actually say that... I'm pleased the uber conservative ass kicker is back... I for one deserve a spanking!

*CB bends over in anticipation of Peter's spanking*

Hobo · #38 07-12-2004, 05:10 AM

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I think your return key might be teh fux0r.

Nah, I don't know why I did that though. Must be the results of tiredness.

Codek · #39 07-12-2004, 06:55 AM

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How do you guys remember this stuff?

Well you see Claire, men have this strange, exotic organ we like to call the brain. Women don't have one, as they demonstrate on a daily basis, by not exhibiting behaviour consistant with actions related to, or affected by, this particular body part.

Common examples of such behaviour and actions are; Parking, holding a sensible conversation, making a good joke, having a hobby, cooking food properly, remembering relevant and useful factual information, and operating a computer without making it crash.

ClaireBear · #40 07-12-2004, 10:03 PM

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Well you see Claire, men have this strange, exotic organ we like to call the brain. Women don't have one, as they demonstrate on a daily basis, by not exhibiting behaviour consistant with actions related to, or affected by, this particular body part.

Common examples of such behaviour and actions are; Parking, holding a sensible conversation, making a good joke, having a hobby, cooking food properly, remembering relevant and useful factual information, and operating a computer without making it crash.

So it has nothing to do with the fact you have nothing what so ever to think about other than your own hobbies and interests?

Oh... you learn something every day!

And for the "joke" I have a laugh somewhere but I appear to have misplaced it... I will find it eventually...

Fuzzles! · #41 07-13-2004, 03:25 AM

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Common examples of such behaviour and actions are; Parking, holding a sensible conversation, making a good joke, having a hobby, cooking food properly, remembering relevant and useful factual information, and operating a computer without making it crash.

Tsk tsk Codek, I'm hurt!

Welcome back Alcar!

Fez · #42 07-13-2004, 07:27 AM

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AUSTEYR F88, 5.56mm calibre ammunition or .22 inch bore, 508mm barrel. Uses AP rounds to an effective lethal range of 500 yards. Can achieve the full automatic firing of up to 10 magazines of rounds without jamming.

Not a bad weapon.

Bastard, those were my lines. Leave the weapons stuffs for me, its the only thing i'm good at.

Killa_47 · #43 07-13-2004, 08:00 AM

Hey Alcar.
How muddy did you get? lol

Abe's son · #44 07-13-2004, 08:52 AM

I use me a Remmington... actually I use a sporterized .33 WWII bolt action rifle.

But thats just me... that gun is nice piece of machinery, kickass...

Fez · #45 07-13-2004, 09:02 AM

We use the "L98 Cadet GP Rifle" In other words it's an SA80A1, modified for blanks/.22 rounds. It is single action, and has a large cocking handel on the side. Personally I find the normal verion of the SA80 much better.

Lucipher · #46 07-13-2004, 09:16 AM

We don't want your life story Martyn.

Fez · #47 07-13-2004, 09:18 AM

Okay........ I'll remeber that......

Hobo · #48 07-13-2004, 09:32 AM

Well I use a weapon of such skill that none of you crettins could ever master the true art behind...

THE SHARP AND POINTY STICK!

Constructed using an ancient method involving trees and sharpening. It can kill instantly without making a noise, and is the weapon of a true master of hobarti

And it doesn't have lots of stupid numbers after the name....

***Wil*** · #49 07-14-2004, 06:05 AM

Crikey, he's back...

*returns to the Netherlands and cowers*

Fuzzles! · #50 07-14-2004, 09:30 AM

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Well I use a weapon of such skill that none of you crettins could ever master the true art behind...

THE SHARP AND POINTY STICK!

Constructed using an ancient method involving trees and sharpening. It can kill instantly without making a noise, and is the weapon of a true master of hobarti

And it doesn't have lots of stupid numbers after the name....

Aaah you make me laugh!!!!

Welcome back!

Codek · #51 07-14-2004, 09:44 AM

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Well I use a weapon of such skill that none of you crettins could ever master the true art behind...

THE SHARP AND POINTY STICK!

Constructed using an ancient method involving trees and sharpening. It can kill instantly without making a noise, and is the weapon of a true master of hobarti

And it doesn't have lots of stupid numbers after the name....

OK. So while you're dancing around waving a sharpened twig at me, you wouldn't really mind if I just hopped in a M134 "minigun" battery and reduced you to a finely ground mince? Because ultimately you poking my kevlar protected chest with a fancy marshmallow skewer, and dancing about while reciting retarded jibberings of hobarti lore will leave little to be desired in terms of my personal safety.

oddguy · #52 07-14-2004, 11:36 AM

My money's on Codek!

-oddguy

Abe's son · #53 07-14-2004, 03:17 PM

I dunno, that stick is pretty technologicly advanced, I mean come on.

Its a stick. AND its pointy.

Hobo would so win... man I'm cool.

Sekto Springs · #54 07-14-2004, 04:08 PM

Maybe so, but no stick can outdo the blunt rock. The blunt rock kills all, don't you play Blunt Rock, Paper, Scissors? Then again, banana taffy also kicks ass.