You are all a bunch of Cheats

[Jacob]

What the Hell's a "Greeb"?

'(1)THEY SHOULD ALL DIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! Die like the (2)pathetic (3)unatural (4)inferior (5)vermin that they are! (6)Other people respect them, (7)but not I. Noooooo. (8)I hate them so MUCH!'

(1) - Umm...okay. And why exactly?
(2) - Well, i believe "pathetic" is abit rich coming from someone who's trying to goading the resident Fag of the forums.
(3) - By "unnatural" i assume you mean "the natural minority". Because otherwise you are not only uneducated, but a foul vermin of idiocy.
(4) - Now, this is abit rich coming from someone who is openly heterosexual. If any creature on this planet is inferior, it is the general straight male population, who give the few decent Muffies [straight male] a bad name.
(5) - See, i see the Muffies such as yourself as vermin. Unworthy of respect and most likely the product of a incestuous relationship.
(6) - Yes, and we have your kind to thank for that. We wouldn't get respect if hatred wasn't directed towards us by your kind [foul worthless cretins, not Muffies in general]. So, thanks!
(7) - Yes, we can see that quite clearly without you making a worthless statement pointing this out.
(8) - Really?! O-M-G!! We sooooo could never have guessed.

But enlighten me, did this hatred stem from you being sexually molested by your Uncle Ted? Or are you just born into a family that are poor excuses for humans and, basically, a waste of semential produce?

[nads]

I love the Uncle Ted bit.

"Okay, kid, open REAL wide!"

[Lucipher]

Well Jacob. Muffy's are not inferior as we do things the way nature intended!
I believe that God created adam and eve. Not adam and steve!
And gays are always prancing about with their strange clothes styles and I can hardly go into a public toilet anymore as gays try to watch me piss! Once a gay man tried to rape one of my friends in the shower!
And once I saw two gays doing things once... and I threw a heavey object at them and shouted, "Homo scum!" Bloody arse loving cock sucking pink wearing gay club pole dancing ROACHES! They should all be stepped on! It's an invasion of privacy when I go to the public toilets and they are the main spreaders of AIDS!! Curse you Homosexuals! Normally when they read something like this they say... "Oh ricardo!" "Yes julien?" "There is a frightful boy on the internet who is cussing homosexuals!" "I need cheering up, so get your little sausage in here and bum me into next week!"

[TheRaisin]

Jesus Christ, Lucipher. ...That sounded pretty funny. I was going to start insulting you and telling you why you were worthy of being insulted, but Jacob has already done an exceptional job of that. BTW, that whole "God creeyated Adam 'n' Eve, not Adam 'n' Steve." thing is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard, and I live in a pretty uneducated, white trash, Republican place myself. I really hate that one. Just sounds so stupid. It's almost as stupid as missuse of apostrophe's. I really hate it when people place their apostrophe's in the wrong place's.

Now where was I? Oh yes, all those groups really do exist in some form or another, Jacob, and many more. Some places have all, some have one or two, all kinds of combinations of them. Some places have them to lesser or greater extents than others. So yeah, basically those stereotypes do exist. And no, they do not necessarily hate each other. In fact there are often crossovers, in-betweens, and connections between them. B'lee dat. I, myself, am several things at once, while at the same time none of them. I guess basically I'm just... me. Rob. Don't assume that anyone from the U.S. fits into any of these groups. I guess the best thing is to express your interest in people from different cultures if it's genuine, but keep an open mind and don't necessarily believe in or judge on the basis of any stereotypes you have seen or heard of.

I mean really, "Jesus Christ, Lucipher." How can I say that with a straight face? LMAO.

[Lucipher]

What the hell was that all about? You know where the door is m8, use it.

[TheRaisin]

...Err...what?

[Fez]

I respect Gays alot. My idol is acutally bi.

[TheRaisin]

LOLz. Who's that?

[Lucipher]

His idol is his mirror! Get it? Get it? Nah!

[TheRaisin]

His mirror is bisexual? I didn't know mirrors even had sexual preferences.

Zing!

[Lucipher]

His mirror is bisexual? I didn't know mirrors even had sexual preferences.

Zing!

No! I mean when he looks in his mirror he see's his idol who is a bi and he see's himself! Work it out.

[Fez]

Your stupid Luc.

My idol is Brian Molko, the lead singer in Placebo. He has been my idol ever since i liked Placebo.

[Jacob]

Brian Molko is a God of amazing gorgeousness!!

'I really hate it when people place their apostrophe's in the wrong place's.'

I do that loads, half the time it's because i'm too lazy to fix my mistakes, most of the time it's because i neva lisend in ingglish.

'Muffy's are not inferior as we do things the way nature intended!'

That argument is so poo. Muffies are inferior because the majority are not only as thick as Pig excrement, but they have no concept of style, decorum or sophistication. Nature also creates Gay animals, so nature actually intends the world to have a mixture of both straight and Gay. I personally believe Gayness is actually natures way of stopping overpopulation, if only most Queeri-O's would actually admit to themselves they're bent, the worlds population would be dramatically reduced.

'I believe that God created adam and eve. Not adam and steve!'

Okay, firstly, no Gay guy would ever be named "Steve". Steve is a foul name. So please, hush. The name Joe, now that's a good name for a Bender. And if you're going to play the Religion card you might as well say that God intended the world to be so full of people that it would be impossible to move. Since Christianity et al is very much against abortion/contraception.

'And gays are always prancing about with their (1)strange clothes styles (2)and I can hardly go into a public toilet anymore as gays try to watch me piss!'

(1) - By "strange clothes" i assume you mean "stylish clothes" since there are very few evolved Gays who dress as poorly as Muffies.
(2) - Erm, most Muffies do that actually. It's called "comparing" in the Muffy language. However, in Gay it's called "Bi-Curious". Besides, most of your homophobic kind think this, when in reality your about as attractive as an amputee covered in Sheep foetus'.

'Once a gay man tried to rape one of my friends in the shower!'

Okay, so i don't believe this. Mainly because you're fluent in "Bullshit". But on the off chance this is true, i don't see how you can paint all Gays with the same brush just because one was a wanker in a shower. That's like saying "Oh, most Paedophiles are straight, all straights are Paedophiles. KILL THEM ALL!!". Do you see, little boy?

'And once I saw two gays doing things once'

And it turned you on, didn't it? It aroused you? And this is where all the hostility is coming from, because you're afraid of being different. Believe me, i've been there. I was happily prancing around in Narnia, stating "Oh, i'm not Gay. I'm straight, yes. I only get turned on by men because it's a phase. Nay to Gay, straight is the way for me.". Leap out of the closet, my dear, it's alot more spacious and freeing.

'Bloody arse loving cock sucking pink wearing gay club pole dancing ROACHES!'

You could have just said "Cockroaches". Because that is also amusing, since it has the 'cock' part infront. Heee!! And by the by, not all Gays wear Pink. All you have to do is watch BB5 to see that not all Gays are like Marco, Dan for instance.

'It's an invasion of privacy'

What do you have to offer for the Gay community? Has all this hostility come about from you being rejected by some Queer? I think it may have been.

'they are the main spreaders of AIDS!!'

It depends where you go. See, i could say "Blacks are the main spreaders of AIDS!!" because in Africa they're seething with the virus. And besides, Muffies were actually the cause of AIDS, not Gays. Gays have been around forever, AIDS only come about during Hippyness [60's?] and is rumoured to be from Muffy Sailors becoming intimate with Monkeys and other wildlife, before then going back home and sleeping around aimlessly. Then the Press got everybody Homophobic.

'Normally when they read something like this they say... "Oh ricardo!" "Yes julien?" "There is a frightful boy on the internet who is cussing homosexuals!" "I need cheering up, so get your little sausage in here and bum me into next week!"'

So, we're all called Ricardo and Julien are we? And here we have it people, a Muffy who belongs to the main faction that gives all Muffies a bad name. Let's bask in its inane stupidity, and smirk as it thinks up sentences it deems as "clever" and "insulting". Ahh yes, a true specimen of amazement(!) And he calls us inferior.

[Fez]

That was incredible Jacob. The thing about Jo being a gay name, it explanes alot about a friend of mine.....

[oddguy]

Hmmmm... I don't think its your intelligence level you need to worry about. At uni I was in halls with a home schooled kid... he was weird! Limited social skills... biggoted views... exceptionally arrogent... he also used to freak out in large groups of people!

NOT... that I'm suggesting you're weird though... but that kid was! One to avoid in the Uni bar!

Oh...I totally have social skills. My private homeschool course has certain requirements. Anyway, before I can graduate, I have to have 300 hours of community service. So, this makes me very active in my community. I've done some public speaking, etc. Also, I have a close group of friends. Yaddda yadda.

-oddguy

[TheRaisin]

LOLz, that was awesome Jacob. Although you sounded a bit harsh on heterosexuals in general. We're not all jerks or stereotypes. Also, I thought AIDS got introduced into humans when Africans would eat monkey brains. Or something like that.

Ugh, Placebo. I guess I have a bad impression of that band since the only song I've heard by them is "Twentieth Century Boy", which my sister downloaded and plays on the computer. Lord I hate that song. So I assume they have better songs than that?

[Seargentbig]

Um... let's try to keep to the subject. "We are all a bunch of Cheats". Yeah.
I personaly, do not cheat in tests or exams. Only in normal worksheet stuff. I'm usualy good enough to get an A or B
In Social Studies (Our tacher swears that it isn't that, or "Society and Environment" or even SOSE, but I'll call it that anyway) I have several people sitting next to me who are always trying to copy my work. Luckily, they can's because my writing is so messy. Good foir when you don't want copying. Not good if you want the teacher to be able to read it as well.

[TheRaisin]

Actually, that's a good point. My writing is messy enough that if people ever do try to cheat off of my papers, they have a real hard time of it. Of course, it is somewhat detrimental when I'm trying to help someone catch up on notes, or turning in a hand-written assignment. Heh heh. Next year I'll have to acclimate a whole new set of teachers to my ridiculous cursive.

[Fez]

Ugh, Placebo. I guess I have a bad impression of that band since the only song I've heard by them is "Twentieth Century Boy", which my sister downloaded and plays on the computer. Lord I hate that song. So I assume they have better songs than that?

Try:

The Bitter End
This Picture
Days Before You Came
Teenage Angst
Pure Morning
Every You, every Me **
English Summer Rain
Special K

**In my oppinion, Best Placebo song ever

Well, those are a few of the greatest, try them and see what you like. I'm sure you'll love The Bitter End though, its a great tune.

Greeb = Just another word for a goth, but it has some racist thingy to it.

[Jacob]

'I've done some public speaking, etc. Also, I have a close group of friends. Yaddda yadda.'

I assume your friends are diverse and have mass differences in their behavior/humour etc. Because if they're all vaguely the same, you're going to have a hard time bonding/making new people with people who have different senses of humour/morals/other random shtuffs etc.

[Oddish]

I never cheated on any exams nor test's.

I'm done.

*Walks backwards away*

[Nate]

Okay forumers let's all make the tough decision here to just stop reacting to lucifer. Its clear that the main reason he says that homophobic bullshit it to get attention so if we all ignore him he may get bored and go away, like a dog sniffing another dogs butt.

Or to use your own words lucifer: You know where the door is m8, use it.

[Sekto Springs]

Hmmm. Yeah. I had no place in this thread anyway. MMmmm.....yeeaah.

[ClaireBear]

Okay forumers let's all make the tough decision here to just stop reacting to lucifer. Its clear that the main reason he says that homophobic bullshit it to get attention so if we all ignore him he may get bored and go away, like a dog sniffing another dogs butt.

Or to use your own words lucifer: You know where the door is m8, use it.

Yup Lucifers a troll.. but he is entertaining when he manages to rile Jacob enough to smite him down... I wouldn't surprised if they were one and the same... most trolls have an alter ego to initiate a debate!

[Jacob]

Please don't compare me to the unevolved social compost. Besides, i'm sure i stated somewhere in one of my posts that i was certain he was doing it for attention, but through lack of decent topics i decided to oblige.

If i didn't - damn.

[Hobo]

I've probably cheated. Don't remember though.