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07-01-2004, 01:49 AM
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One wish!... emmm?... To be happy and healthy throughout my lifetime... pretty boring really!
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07-01-2004, 03:39 AM
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that would actully suck.......you see all your freinds die.....and your new freinds.....and your freinds after that.....and your family.......and you just see everyone around you die....but you don't.....
I'll get used to it, but the benefit of living for ever is larger then the negative part.
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07-01-2004, 07:33 AM
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I would wish I could have my fiance back, that's right I'm engaged, with my gf, but her mom found out about said were to young for marriage and that we love eachother too much, and she separated us were not allowed to talk to eachother or have any contact, I love her so much I want her back so badly we were so perfect for eachother we never fought and we got along so well we even planned our future with eachother, and now were separated, she was my life, now I have nothing to live for I feel like kiling myself. :'(
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07-01-2004, 07:47 AM
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That's evil...

...But one wish? Hmmm... I always wanted to be able to feel and know what other people feel/think. I think that'd be great. *Such a nosey twit*
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07-01-2004, 07:59 AM
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I wish I was Spiderman.
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07-01-2004, 08:03 AM
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I'd wish for everyone I dislike to die in extremely painful slow ways.

That or the more wishes thing.
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07-01-2004, 09:00 AM
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To be able to stop and unstop time at will...like Piper from 'Charmed'.
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07-01-2004, 09:14 AM
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I wish I had like... a "temporary" immortality. Like, I could become younger again whenever I wanted, but when I finally knew that it was "time for me to go" I could just lay down and die. That would certainly give me enough time to do all those things I can never seem to fit into my day.

Or fly.

Or have ninja smoke on command. Wait... scratch all the previous wishes. I wish I was a ninja, just so I could scream "NINJA SMOKE!" and disappear from a room in a cloud of vapor for no apparent reason.

No, I'm not joking. You have NO idea how much I wish I could do that. Imagine all the delicate situations you could escape from!
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07-01-2004, 11:47 AM
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07-01-2004, 11:59 AM
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... I wanna be half Tiger .
I saw a guy who is like a half tiger, his is same colour, same eye's, he even got hi lips and mouch tigerish. It was on "Replyies beleive it or not".

Like Brew Master said, lot's of wishe's. But i would wish to had the power to teleport myself any where in the univeres.
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07-01-2004, 01:25 PM
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Or have ninja smoke on command. Wait... scratch all the previous wishes. I wish I was a ninja, just so I could scream "NINJA SMOKE!" and disappear from a room in a cloud of vapor for no apparent reason.

No, I'm not joking. You have NO idea how much I wish I could do that. Imagine all the delicate situations you could escape from!
Whoooaa! thats such a good wish. Made me laugh.

I'm totally confused about what I would wish for, I'd love to have happiness in my life consistently, but then it would be boring.. cause in my opinion, life should have its highs and lows, its all part of the experience.

Having some form of superpower would be cool though
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07-01-2004, 01:58 PM
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I wish I had the power of God for one day so that I may split the Atlantic ociean.

Or I wish I could go into my paintings and explore the worlds that I create.
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07-01-2004, 02:28 PM
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there's a certain person whom I'd wish absolutely, madly in love with me forever and ever. Pretty selfish, huh?
I wouldn't want to force someone to love me. That's just...blah. You'd always know, in the darkest corner of your mind you'd know she only loves you because of your wish.

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equality for all members of the human race for as long as the race itself lasts.
¿Communism?

That would be lame...you couldn't make everyone rich, because then you'd have nobody running the drive-thru or working at Wal-Mart. And if you made everyone poor, that'd seriously suck.

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I wished for magical powers earlier...but I'd like to be more specific.

I'd love to Fly!

Also, have the power to turn invisible!

And, I'm surprised nobody said this before, but it'd be great fun to possess people!

Oh, and command time like Jacob said.

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07-01-2004, 02:57 PM
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My power would kick all yo' powers, mofo's. Gods power? No chance when your frozen in time. Ninja smoke power? Feel my wrath of time control. Bwaha...ha...etc.

What would everybody do with their powers though? I'd probably make myself uber rich and kill people i disliked.
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07-01-2004, 03:30 PM
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One more, I wish my parents were happy.


I'm not explaining any of it, but today was a bad day and made me want to change my mind.
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07-01-2004, 04:07 PM
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Or I wish I could go into my paintings and explore the worlds that I create.
That's an awesome wish, PA. I feel ya. Hehehe... but I'm quite positive my characters wouldn't be too happy to see me...

"You nazi mother f*cker! Why the hell do you make me speak in a German accent?!"

What would I do with Ninja powers? That's easy. I wouldn't use transportation; I would just "ninja smoke" to where ever I wanted to go. Plus "ninja smoke" would have excellent comedy value.
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07-01-2004, 06:34 PM
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Am I the only one who remembers that episode of The X-Files with the genie, here?

Anyways, too many things to wish for. But, I'd pick something selfish, of course. Something along the lines of a power, money, etc...
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07-01-2004, 07:02 PM
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I'd wish for the power to reverse Jacob's time-controlling power, and tranfer it into me.

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07-02-2004, 04:14 AM
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I'd wish that Sephiroth were real and that we were together.

Sorry, I'm obsessed. XD But hey, it would give the rule the world wish tied in as a bonus, cause there wouldn't be any Cloud around to stop him. Bwwahaha!!!

Abe Babe...
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07-02-2004, 05:02 AM
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I saw a guy who is like a half tiger, his is same colour, same eye's, he even got hi lips and mouch tigerish. It was on "Replyies beleive it or not".

Like Brew Master said, lot's of wishe's. But i would wish to had the power to teleport myself any where in the univeres.
I know that guy, he's realy crazy Has a tiger patern tatood all over his body, had his ears changed, had his teeth sharpend so they would look like one's from a tiger, and he wears contacts to make his eye's look that way. Last I heard he was planning in getting a 'Tail' inplanted... I dunno whats the use though, it would just hang there and that operation would so damn hurt :S
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07-02-2004, 09:52 AM
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I wish that I could go back in time and be born when the earth was born. And I could only die when the earth dies. So I have every wish in existence. Except for one. Can you guess what that is? That wish is something that I already have, and is the greatest thing of them all... Mortality.
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07-02-2004, 11:08 PM
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Oddguy, I never said she's not already in love with me. Like I said, I have no idea. The thought probably hasn't even crossed her mind. I'm sure to catch her eye, though, when I come to the first day of high school lean, tan, tall and strong! Oh yeah, it's totally happening. But then again, I get the impression she's not the type to be wowed by guys with big physiques and ridiculous tans. Which just makes me respect and love her all the more!

As for making everyone equal, there would be no such thing as poor or rich. In a perfect world, everything would be distributed so perfectly that no one would need money for anything. Everyone would be able to get whatever they need, whenever they need it, but no one would be allowed to take someone else's share. Unless someone didn't want all of their share of everything, in which case whatever they didn't use would be redivided again among everyone in the world. Wow. That would be great. Of course, everyone would be expected to make some contribution, even something not necessarily defined as "labor", like some kind of artistic contribution. Everyone would get the job that was perfect for them, and everyone would be happy. But that's not going to happen in this eternity. Unfortunately, Utopia cannot exist for the human race. It's simply impossible. It's good to try to get our society as close as we can, though.

Ugh, I can't stand Sephiroth. I just cannot stand him. He would be the coolest villain ever, if it weren't for the fact that he appears one moment in FFVII and cuts down the person whom one spends the entire first half of the game trying to protect. Ugh. Makes my head hurt just thinking about how long it took me to get to that point in the game, only to witness that little plot twist. Blargh. Sphincteroph is pure evil! !
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07-03-2004, 01:21 AM
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I'd wish for as many wishes I could want. Then I'd sort out all my problems, grab a broomstick and zoom off to Hogwarts. Dream on
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07-03-2004, 05:40 AM
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I'd wish that Sephiroth were real and that we were together.
Aww, that's cute..

As for me... I'd probably just wish to meet some bands... Pretty simple, really...
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07-05-2004, 02:30 AM
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I would wish I could have my fiance back, that's right I'm engaged, with my gf, but her mom found out about said were to young for marriage and that we love eachother too much, and she separated us were not allowed to talk to eachother or have any contact, I love her so much I want her back so badly we were so perfect for eachother we never fought and we got along so well we even planned our future with eachother, and now were separated, she was my life, now I have nothing to live for I feel like kiling myself. :'(
Do you know how stupid you sound? Fourteen and you think you're in love?! "We were gonna get married but my mummy won't let me!".
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07-05-2004, 05:05 AM
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07-05-2004, 05:15 AM
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This is very depressing but..here goes....I wish my sister left here boyfriend who takes drugs and let my nephew forget all about him.....My mum doesnt like my sister anymore because she wont dump a druggie boyfriend....There for I cant see my little nephew
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07-05-2004, 05:21 AM
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*ponders* Y'know, Havoc, if you WERE to suddenly become half-tiger (same with all the people wanting to be "more than just human")... how happy do you think it'd actually make you? Being stared at all day every day, the pointing fingers and "weirdo freak" and so on... Just a litte philosophical thinking.

I don't know what I'd wish for. It's easy to be able to be grandiose and say "stability in the middle east", while it's obviously not ever going to happen, but if it came to the crunch and you WERE allowed one wish, I wonder how many people would live up to it and not just go "wheee wish mad power yay I wish I ruled the world, everyone bow down to MEEE!"
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07-05-2004, 06:09 AM
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'This is very depressing but..here goes....I wish my sister left here boyfriend who takes drugs and let my nephew forget all about him.....My mum doesnt like my sister anymore because she wont dump a druggie boyfriend....There for I cant see my little nephew'

Have you been on Jerry Springer by any chance?
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No I havent.Jerry Springer is gay.And ya know its very deppressing to learn someone you knew for a long time is on drugs.I think thats just sick making fun of it
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