Hmm. I think I'm actually the most likely to go crazy in real life, but I'm definitely not most loved on these here forums. I try, dammit!... well, no I don't.
Hmm again. I can't be objective enough when looking at myself to think of what would be a good location for me. Mebbe I could be some crazy old guy living alone in a cave at the top of a mountain. Yeah... livin' on small rodents and mountain goats, spending my days working to make my dwelling and my person look and smell as filthy as possible, pondering deep thoughts, weaving animal bones into my beard and hair... and killin' anyone what sets foot on mah properteh! Hey, mebbe that's how I'll fit into this whole thing: everyone uses my mountain to fight, and I just come down and kill indiscriminately in a protective rage, or I could stay at the top and snipe people off one by one with a longbow. Great jumpin' chilibeans, I'm crazy!
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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