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  #31  
01-26-2010, 07:54 AM
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Aw, man. Why did I think Majic was Mr T for years (though deep down in my constipated digestive trap I knew he was just a-in?)


I'd post a pic of myself, but you guys know my camera is broken.

I miss seeing Old Sezzy. She was cute as a zappfly (The only people who know who im talking about are those who helped me spam up Lawd Vulchers forum. Hail to thee, good times.
i like the way you keep us hanging on for more.

oh. that's you just forgetting to put a right bracket. again.
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01-26-2010, 11:37 AM
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This is me in costume for a pantomime i'm in.

Yeah i know. Roman helmet, Yeoman Warder outfit. Just doesn't make sense.
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Cool costume.

The sword looks like a massive orange wang.
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01-26-2010, 11:41 AM
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You wouldn't believe the number of sexual innuendos in the script. I mean fucking seriously. This is meant to be for kids.
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01-26-2010, 11:43 AM
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I doubt the historical accuracy of that blade.
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01-26-2010, 11:49 AM
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I doubt the historical accuracy of that blade.
If there are two things that WoF knows, it's that small, plastic orange swords are not historically accurate, and magic missiles can overcome any obstacle.
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My bowels hurt.

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And the sensation of the gentle caress of countless mortal penii...
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And the sensation of the gentle caress of countless mortal penii...
That's the third thing, yes.
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And the sensation of the gentle caress of countless mortal penii...
I read that as 'peril'. Now I wish it said that.

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You stole my job.

Here's a photo of me:

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When did you stop being emo?
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Here's a photo of me:

Grade A job on digitally removing the watermark on that picture. Really.
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Here's a recent pic of me webcamming. The webcam itself fucked up exposure, I'm not sure why but I won't bother taking another pic.

EDIT: Whoa, forgot about the huge resolution, resizing...

EDIT 2: This should be better. and don't let the appearance fool you, I am in fact made out of corn...


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Wow, it's Taco the Pilot. I thought you'd look more like your avatar.
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Is it me, or does he look vaguely like MA?
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Why, what does MA look like?
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Taco, you're really cute. <3

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In a dour sort of way.
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Here's a recent pic of me webcamming. The webcam itself fucked up exposure, I'm not sure why but I won't bother taking another pic.

EDIT: Whoa, forgot about the huge resolution, resizing...

EDIT 2: This should be better. and don't let the appearance fool you, I am in fact made out of corn...
You really do look like a taco.
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Thank you T-nex and rexy. Yes Nate that is me. Was that a good or bad 'omg'
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No, it was a... familiar... 'omg'.
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Oh.. interesting
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Man, you look pissed.
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how old are you, Taco? if you don't mind me asking. you look younger than i imagined, is all.

and no, what are you people on? he looks nothing like me. which is a good thing, taco.
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what are you people on? he looks nothing like me.


Yes, I've been waiting for opportunities to facepalm since I saw that pic.

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FUCK YOU MAN love you really

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You both look awestruck, as if Jesus himself had just entered the room.
I also see that we have some bum fluff now. I used to have a beard, but between my lip and chin. I shaved it off, because I missed fidgeting below my lip.
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how old are you, Taco? if you don't mind me asking. you look younger than i imagined, is all.

and no, what are you people on? he looks nothing like me. which is a good thing, taco.
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