The United States is closed! Go home!

[STM]

That's good to hear, like when Pret a Manger or whatever company it was offered free sandwiches to the poor bastards that got unemployed in the first few weeks of the 2008 crash. Things like this keep your spirits up about the whole situation.

[Jbot123]

I had to carry a bag of dog shit home from a national park. Fun. Idiots just piled it up next to the trash can.

[Bullet Magnet]

It all needs mailing to Congress. Three reasons:
1. They deserve it.
2. They're still being paid and so should make themselves useful.
3. If they can't clean up their own shit then they might as well clean up everyone else's.

Take to twitter, people. Make this a thing.

[MA]

I had to carry a bag of dog shit home from a national park. Fun. Idiots just piled it up next to the trash can.

It all needs mailing to Congress. Three reasons:
1. They deserve it.
2. They're still being paid and so should make themselves useful.
3. If they can't clean up their own shit then they might as well clean up everyone else's.

Take to twitter, people. Make this a thing.

you mean mail them the dog shit?

[Bullet Magnet]

Why, is bullshit better, or just more poetic?

[STM]

I like the even China is telling America to get its shit together. I fucking love China sometimes.

[StrangerEastwood]

Business as usual in the wacky world of politics, I see. To be frank, i don't know why anyone is either shocked or surprised at this. It'd be funny if it weren't depressing.