WoF wants to meet Neil Gaiman.

[Vyrien]

stop showing off with your PhD in books and diploma in arguing.

You can easily combat it with your MA in Applied Cuntery.

[MA]

that's top secret information how could you possibly know that

[Vyrien]

I used my cuntometer, it exploded when I quoted your post.

[MA]

that's not the first time a cunt exploded in my presence.

i just hope it's the last.

[Varrok]

I used my cuntometer, it exploded when I quoted your post.

Is it a device meant exclusively for measuring the length of a vagina? You use some strange toys, Vyrien

[Nepsotic]

Varrock, you wouldn't understand.

[MA]

Nep, you wouldn't understand. Sir Cockleby 'Hairy' Henry Lengthalot IV is here to fix everything.

[MeechMunchie]

what is this i don't even

[Nepsotic]

You don't understand

[MA]

alright guys let's get back on topic, which would be WoF wanting to marry Neil Gaiman.

[Wings of Fire]

I met Neil Gaiman.

I was very nervous and he gave me a hug. Then the media guy there stopped me and said he liked the interaction between us so much that he wanted my permission to put it in a documentary he was shooting.

It was pretty cool.

[Bullet Magnet]

We're counting this as marriage, right? Close enough. Congratulations!

Of course, now you've taken the "Gaiman hugs nervous fan" role in the documentary. The only way the rest of us can get in now is if we kick him in the balls.

[Varrok]

The only way the rest of us can get in now is if we kick him in the balls.

WoF?

[MeechMunchie]

I'm going to be a dick and point out that Wings actually asked Neil for a hug first. Talking to him later, he said with his fanbase it was generally faster than trying to refuse. Then he drew a bat on my copy of Ocean at the End of the Lane.

Oh yeah, I was there. Joe did indeed buy me cake. He then proceeded to talk about anime at me for a couple of hours.

It was a fun day.

[Wings of Fire]

I also met Meechmunchie and learned a lot about Morrowind. There's a guy who rapes people and that's funny.

[MeechMunchie]

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Krazzt

So Vivec, who had a grain of Ayem's mercy, set about to teach Molag Bal in the ways of belly-magic. They took their spears out and compared them. Vivec bit new words onto the King of Rape's so that it might give more than ruin to the uninitiated. This has since become a forbidden ritual, though people still practice it in secret.

Here is why: The Velothi and demons and monsters that were watching all took out their own spears. There was much biting and the earth became wet. And this was the last laugh of Molag Bal:

'Watch as the earth shall crack, heavy with so much power, that should have been forever unalike!'

There's a hell of a lot of rape in Morrowind, and if you actually intend to play Daggerfall then you'll find that's even worse.

[Nate]

We're counting this as marriage, right? Close enough. Congratulations!

Can't be. I'm meeting his wife (again) in a month.

[Bullet Magnet]

I didn't know Joe had a wife!

[Strike Witch]

How come nobody made a Kneel, gayman joke?

[MA]

why does anime always seem to precede rape? and vice versa?

sounds like it was an enjoyable trip.

[MeechMunchie]

[MA]

everytime you click this thread, i shoot a weeaboo.

[MeechMunchie]

[Wings of Fire]

Enough of that.

[OANST]

You're so kawaii when you're angry.